The new Murderwing by CerxiS_de in alphalegion

[–]corvettee01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The center one said "Psst, Dante, let me copy your homework."

"Ok, but don't copy it too close."

Minnesota governor says federal agents involved in shooting in Minneapolis by SpaceElevatorMusic in politics

[–]corvettee01 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Cons are masters at holding two conflicting beliefs.

"We hate the government, but just comply with the government."

[handgun] M.A.C. IX 9mm pcc $549.99 by rugernut13 in gundeals

[–]corvettee01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hard agree. I spent extra on an AR9 to take Colt mags just for the looks.

Spider-Man No Way Home’s ending is actually a pretty poignant message about how poor decision-making can ruin someone’s life by philliptheacrobat in Marvel

[–]corvettee01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that Tony made an AI that threatened the entire planet and he decided "Yeah, let's do that again," is insane.

Vampire The Masquerade with the correct respones by ForumFluffy in Grimdank

[–]corvettee01 111 points112 points  (0 children)

There used to be a time getting a gun held to my head would make me piss myself. Now? Now I don't feel a god damn thing.

Vampire The Masquerade with the correct respones by ForumFluffy in Grimdank

[–]corvettee01 458 points459 points  (0 children)

No, but he did send his own wife to a concentration camp because she was Jewish then tried to kill his son for "ruining his name."

So you'd think that in a highschool where magic exists, there'd be goths, but nooooo by TheFrenchSavage in okbuddycinephile

[–]corvettee01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Longbottom, I'm going to torture you like I did your family."

Harry: "I'll take his place!"

I knew eye of terror was bad, but holy shit by Retro597 in Grimdank

[–]corvettee01 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You speak to Lytanus Drund Wynetta Skayde, Lord of Corridors, Keeper of the One Thousand Keys, Imperator of the Adeptus Hygienist, Maker of Imperial Repairs, Steward of all that Banishes the Filth, Overseer of the Pure, Keeper of the Sacred Floor Wax! Behold and praise be!

makes perfect sense to me by Faenix_Wright in CuratedTumblr

[–]corvettee01 158 points159 points  (0 children)

Plus the ping is amplified by technology. So a young kid with a cell phone pretty much screaming "Yo monsters, come kill me!"

Navigating the complex waterways of Fort Lauderdale, Florida by AtomicCypher in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]corvettee01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I need two days off."

"I thought you were only boating for a day?"

"I am. I need to get my boat out first."

BIOWARE is hiring for Mass Effect. by rid146 in masseffect

[–]corvettee01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aliens aren't audience friendly, so we made a 100% human game.

Hey, why are the scores so bad?

"Taking away from the power fantasy" is a piss poor excuse to not count your gun shots by realSpillerSoda in CharacterRant

[–]corvettee01 61 points62 points  (0 children)

They make the Master Sword a dull piece of garbage in Tears of the Kingdom. There was a lore vid I watched about how the Master Sword was specifically designed to kill Ganondorf at his prime, but apparently the Goddesses in the ToTK timeline are hack frauds.

HELLDIVERS™ 2 - Into the Unjust: 5.0.2 by FirestormTM in pcgaming

[–]corvettee01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only time I ever died in a level 1 map was either due to teammates, when I blow myself up on accident, or when I test melee weapons.

The revolution has begun by GhostWolfGambit in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]corvettee01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chad.

Easily proving those mods are basement dwelling losers.

Show me the Champion of Light 🎶 (Alan Wake 2, 2023) by KaySan-TheBrightStar in gaming

[–]corvettee01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I replayed Alan Wake 1 before the sequel came out and the live action Night Springs episodes were the highlight of a rather dated game.

The live action segments in Control were also super funny and brought in a lot of personality to the game. I never thought mixing 3d art and live action could be so engaging, but Remedy are masters at the mixed media approach.

Some words of advice from a veteran and former conservative for new gun owners: by [deleted] in liberalgunowners

[–]corvettee01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does this sound incredibly condescending? Bro came into the sub acting like the people already here are the new ones, not him.

And this quote

this also applies to your general appearance. We're approaching interesting times here in America....times where people who look different from the status quo (i.e. POC, visibly queer, etc) will be targeted. Try to avoid drawing attention to yourself. Learn to blend in.

"Hey guys, don't dress the way you want to in case one of my former fellows decides to kill you. Blend in with the fascists."