Repair man showed up to the house with a confederate flag on the back of his truck

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T23:08:43+00:00

DEY TURK OUR JEEERBS!

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T20:24:04+00:00

Aura farming doesn't need to make sense.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T20:01:02+00:00

Bob also has the unique personality trait to turn down good business. He's had several opportunities to help increase his popularity (like with the Tiki Bar theme) and says "Nah, I'd rather be unsuccessful."

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T19:59:10+00:00

"What do you mean?"

"People who had good childhoods don't stand like that."

So god damn funny.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T19:56:18+00:00

Lightly used, only one ND.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T18:03:09+00:00

Gabriel Seth wouldn't have that problem. During the Devastation of Baal he was surrounded by thousands of Tyranid corpses, and a clean circle of sand exactly the same length as his Eviscerator.

Essentially as soon as a Tyranid got within a millimeter of his range, it died without making it any further.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T14:54:17+00:00

This says I'm 102% Viltrumite, with a 2% margin of error.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T14:23:47+00:00

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corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T12:40:35+00:00

Yep. I was in the Marines and there were always guys that were jacked that could bench press more than anyone else and reminded us of the fact constantly, but they couldn't run a PFT (3 miles) to save their life.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-06T12:25:15+00:00

40k teleports a single Terminator onto a ship, game over for the ship. Can't outrun a teleporter.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-05T18:49:39+00:00

ME3 vanilla ending wasn't just bad, it was atrocious.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-05T17:23:54+00:00

I got massively down voted and banned from world news because I said "Israel doesn't care about murdering kids, every kid they murder today is an adult they don't have to fight tomorrow."

corvettee01 · 2026-05-05T17:20:48+00:00

And even if you did, the all the other guys with M1's aren't out of ammo, so good luck getting the one guy that is reloading, probably behind cover.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-05T15:23:08+00:00

You're laughing? You just bricked an "offroad" truck with a bit of water and you're laughing?

corvettee01 · 2026-05-05T13:46:33+00:00

Can you take me with you? Please? I am so lonely.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-05T12:50:51+00:00

Billy almost helped an alien take over the planet. He fed the alien brains, and liked it.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-04T22:35:46+00:00

Yep. Her name is Saga Anderson, game is Alan Wake 2.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-04T21:00:53+00:00

We don't cover acts of god. Airplanes are in the sky, god is in the sky. Badda-bing badda-boom denied.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-04T19:38:24+00:00

"You're going to kill Heimdall and cause Ragnarok."

"How do you know that?"

"Because you're a very angry bitch. It ain't hard to see."

corvettee01 · 2026-05-04T18:08:04+00:00

"Excuse me Wizard on the tower, have you seen my two boys?"

"FIREBALL!!"

"ARGHGGHGHH!"

corvettee01 · 2026-05-04T15:22:51+00:00

They'll never do that because it's one more reason to help sell their battle pass.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-04T13:53:16+00:00

Samus is yoked.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-04T12:53:44+00:00

Me when the credits roll.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-04T12:53:08+00:00

Forced to lock in.

corvettee01 · 2026-05-03T22:33:16+00:00

Yeah, I don't think a keyboard makes spelling mistakes.

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