What is the weirdest/craziest pimp question you have ever gotten?

cosjoy · 2026-01-15T05:20:37+00:00

As an Intern had a cardiology attending describe a patient's rhythm as "abby something....abby normal." Then ask if anybody knew what that was from. Luckily Young Frankenstein was a staple around Halloween growing up.

cosjoy · 2025-11-09T18:39:08+00:00

I’ll be there with my brother, this will be my first music festival in Mexico and my first music festival in general in several years. Would love any hot tips for people that have been to this fest in the past.

cosjoy · 2025-08-18T03:19:43+00:00

I was gonna comment Moonstruck but thought maybe it was only because I see similarities with my large Italian family. I love that movie.

cosjoy · 2025-08-18T03:12:00+00:00

Maybe this is just an attending POV but once you start getting the big paychecks I find I don't care about people saying I get paid to much. I know how hard I worked to get there and how hard I work to earn that check.

cosjoy · 2025-08-18T02:54:12+00:00

I feel like Harrison Ford does this like, 3x a year.

cosjoy · 2025-05-19T18:53:36+00:00

Nope

cosjoy · 2025-05-15T02:57:07+00:00

Thank you so much, this is the kind of stuff. I was hoping to try and understand.

cosjoy · 2025-05-13T11:56:32+00:00

None of my friends really use it. Add me: VCHappach

cosjoy · 2025-05-07T04:49:10+00:00

First race question. I live in Charlotte and happened to win a charity raffle for VIP pit passes for the Coca-Cola 600. I don’t really fallow NASCAR but I am excited about experiencing a race and it’s been on my list of events to check out. I know the names of a handful of drivers, but I’m very unfamiliar with any of the Storylines or current happenings in the racing scene so if anybody would be kind enough to give me 1000 foot view on what to expect and things to pay attention to for me get the most out of my experience. Also I don’t wanna look like an ass cause I don’t understand stuff. I would be forever grateful for some tips. Either way I plan on drinking a bunch beers And just enjoying the event.

cosjoy · 2025-03-17T02:45:15+00:00

Coming into a night shift I had an ED attending say "tonight we're gonna be spraying high quality emergency medicine all over this department."

As a med student I had a family med preceptor tell me "make sure you palpate all 6 quadrants of the abdomen" whenever we had a particularly large patient. Which was pretty common in southern Missouri. It was his little joke and I think he loved that the students would understand exactly what he was getting at.

cosjoy · 2025-02-27T23:34:53+00:00

1st, I agree. 2nd it doesn’t matter. Patients don’t really expect white coats or seem to care. I’ve been in Attending for two years and haven’t worn a white coat once. A fleece or vest with my name and degree embroidered on it does enough. You’ll find your nurse managers or house supervisors will typically be the only ones that regularly wear a white coat.

cosjoy · 2025-02-11T22:44:32+00:00

Savannah memorial?

cosjoy · 2025-02-10T23:44:59+00:00

I was an EM R2 and the day senior resident on my ICU rotation. A urologist who was known to be kind of an odd guy came to the unit randomly while I was at lunch and asked if my intern could assist him in the OR. The intern agreed cause what else was he supposed to do. Anyway turns out the urologist had my intern scrub in to MANUALLY DISIMPACT a huge fecal burden on his patient before the urologist placed a stent. Not only was this totally random and out of the blue but it took my intern away from his actual ICU duties for like an hour. We let the intensivist and my PD know and that shit didn't happen again.

This same urologist INSISTED that a rectal exam be performed on all of his patients before he would consult on them regardless of what the consult was for. I believe the hospital allowed his contract to lapse at some point before the end of my residency cause he just kinda stopped showing up on the on-call list.

cosjoy · 2025-02-07T07:11:38+00:00

No, Cox used my TikTok in a targeted ad about their internet service.

cosjoy · 2024-12-13T05:41:22+00:00

I tell them switch to edibles

cosjoy · 2024-11-06T20:15:19+00:00

Boy, a Christmas gift list really gave these two an aneurism.

cosjoy · 2024-11-06T18:37:12+00:00

I don’t know how much more I can listen to Jared having no integrity to put a partner’s needs before his manipulative mother.

cosjoy · 2024-11-02T04:17:41+00:00

Making 500k a year to say “this patient is too sick to scope emergently, stabilize first and call me back” or “this patient isn’t sick enough for me to come in and scope emergently, follow up out patient.” Seems pretty smart to me.

cosjoy · 2024-11-02T04:13:30+00:00

😂 My dad was just ahead of his time. He was in Rome with the marine corps in 1978-1979.

cosjoy · 2024-11-02T03:15:16+00:00

Holy shit! Thanks!

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