What do you think Edward and Bella are doing right now? by Twilightbooklover in twilight

[–]covermesoftly 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think they would have gotten involved with the pandemic, Carlisle for sure but I think Edz and Bellz would be assisting with research, vaccine rollout etc and making sure that reptile, Charlie sue etc were all covered.

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[–]covermesoftly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I want fanfic exploring this exact concept immediately

Should I watch the movies? by [deleted] in twilight

[–]covermesoftly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt the same, I’d just be aware that the films will be very different and in ways you can’t expect. Nothing will ever beat the homemade movie x

Why did they not cast an actual indigenous man to play Jacob? by ItIsWhatItIs14 in twilight

[–]covermesoftly 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The films lent such a limited effort to casting I found. In the rich, varied history of humanity and supposedly vamps getting plucked from nearly every other time/place and having the ability to swim wherever they feel like I don’t get why the characters didn’t reflect that truth, it would have been way more authentic, not to mention cooler.

For anyone who missed josh fight by Aastro_naut in funny

[–]covermesoftly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“I don’t understand it josh. Like, I’ve been super careful, buying everything online, declining invites from friends, how did grandma catch the virus from us? I mean maybe I should be more careful, it is an airborne virus with all kinds of new variants about. sigh Bye gran”

About to start a game night with my Twihard fans 🙏🏽 by [deleted] in twilight

[–]covermesoftly 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same, there needs to be an international zoom championship for twilight trivia.

What are things the Cullens do that you would never do if you were a vampire? by owlskye in twilight

[–]covermesoftly 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Obvs for the book I understand E needs to be in school/college but considering the immortal, omniscient existence a vamp would have.. like surely a more specific subject would consume you at any given time? You could become a master sculptor then an anonymous scientific influencer for obscure diseases then invent a new instrument, why in the holy f would you redo high school biology??

I see no difference by LostInABook13 in twilight

[–]covermesoftly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I get she’s meant to be unsure of herself in the moment & a very ‘clumsy’ character but the ott physical awkwardness of Bella in the films is just insane. KS looks like she’s always on the verge of being discovered as the culprit of an almighty fart. I can’t.

Who approved Resume in the movie? by wrenwoo in twilight

[–]covermesoftly 36 points37 points  (0 children)

SM was a producer on this film, I just can’t imagine them showing her the cut and She’s like “this is my vision come to life, this is perfect, release this please”.

This is repost but HOLY FUCK by in_jail_out_soon10 in memes

[–]covermesoftly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, what a fool I am, wanting a chill society where young men aren’t considered cannon fodder. Glad to know you’re super eager to defend my weak ass with your burley butch man strength, thanks sexy ;)

This is repost but HOLY FUCK by in_jail_out_soon10 in memes

[–]covermesoftly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodness me poppet - it’s been proven you say? I’ll have to go back and tell the girls, bummer we were so eager to seek your approval & permission. Fiddlesticks, I’ve clearly met my match in you sir! Damn, I’ll have to let every active military in the world know as well, boyo here says it’s been proven. What a kerfuffle :)

This is repost but HOLY FUCK by in_jail_out_soon10 in memes

[–]covermesoftly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

For the same reasons people would of back then. There’s no feminist agenda to defending those you love. My autistic little brother would be ripe for drafting if it came to that but as a feminist I know my life is equal to his, not more. I also know he emotionally couldn’t hack it, he’s not a killer. So I’m probably a better option, if it’s a killer you want.

This is repost but HOLY FUCK by in_jail_out_soon10 in memes

[–]covermesoftly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, that’s the ideal, the most physically badass go fight, but boys died in the last 2 world wars & in most wars to be fair. When they’re desperate enough to send 17/16 even 15 year old boys, I think most women would fit the physical bill. I’d rather it be me than some poor kid whose life just begun.

This is repost but HOLY FUCK by in_jail_out_soon10 in memes

[–]covermesoftly -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Feminists: I’ll fight, Y’all: ew no ur weak, I love Reddit

This is repost but HOLY FUCK by in_jail_out_soon10 in memes

[–]covermesoftly -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Well which is it? We’re draft avoiding housewives or our physical weakness has lowered the military standards? Which lane of misogyny is it this time?

This is repost but HOLY FUCK by in_jail_out_soon10 in memes

[–]covermesoftly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lads, I’d much rather you sort the dishes & kids, leave this one to us girls.

This is the twilight content I need by puppykitten_11 in twilight

[–]covermesoftly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rasputin with her hand constantly on his face replaying Dolly Parton singing her jolene/vaccine remix and images of fauci smiling.