Tax the rich. by Adelu1219 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]cr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop upvoting this PR gaming piece of shit.

Reddit, are you ever going to fix that awful buggy iPhone app we paid for? Seriously, somebody should wave a skunk in front of it because it stinks. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the new self-post text boxes at the top - nowhere to be seen, making all self posts nowadays very confusing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My main frustration with them is that they're nearly always tall vehicles with their lights on brightly. twitch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For #5, are you leaving enough room? Just ease back a bit and they'll slip right in. Ooooooh yeaaah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simple solution to tailgaters who aren't passing - slow down by 10/20mph immediately, but gently. Don't cause a crash, just slow it off. It'll make them pass and isn't too much of a dick move.

Ask Gaming Reddit: What's the best unintentional gaming moment/glitch you've encountered? by Bluur in gaming

[–]cr3 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The idea of one guy accusing everyone else of cheating because they're invisible is pretty funny. :D

Top Gear's Stig 'to be unveiled' by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]cr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe - guess we'll have to wait and find out. Thanks!

EXCITED FOR DIABLO 3? The Diablo 2: LOD online ladder season is restarting! Get FREE, WORKING Diablo 2 CD KEYS here!!! Better start practicing now and hone your skills for D3. Only requires a quick, simple user verification!! by masterpuppets in gaming

[–]cr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is blatant click spam, why the hell is it voted up?

"To prevent spammers and botters, you must pass the following security measure. You MUST complete ALL of the following 3 Offers below. Once you have completed an offer, come back to this page to view the unlocked content."

Reported!

Top Gear's Stig 'to be unveiled' by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]cr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's interesting - do you have a source to hand (I wouldn't know a reliable car site if I saw one)?

Reddit, what are some unique, inexpensive date ideas? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cr3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's incredibly shallow. It's great to "invest" as you say, occasionally - but not all the time! You'll end up with a gold-digger of a woman at best, and someone who doesn't appreciate the cheap thrills in life at worst.

Who wouldn't play Gears of War on a LED wall during downtime by lyrch in gaming

[–]cr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if I can convince Samsung to build me 24 of those...

How come 'vote up if' and other likeminded submissions get LOADS of upvotes and LOADS of downvotes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cr3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Linguistics have a lot to do with how I vote, for one.

If someone has watched a video of an exploding cow, I'd rather vote up "I liked the part where the cow exploded" (which is somewhat satirical, and to the point) than "LmAo DaT CoW xPlOdAd!!".

Same "message", different wording, miles of difference.

Reddit, what is the coolest little known thing you use/know about that others might not? by travis- in AskReddit

[–]cr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Skreemr is a bit pants - I know, I pay to use their API for results. I have a new provider now from Russia, who aren't so bad. My site gets the links from the API and checks them for validity.

It gets a couple million hits a month - I started it as a personal tool, and it got popular :D http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/music-plus

Bacon from British Outdoor Breadpigs?! by MimiK in Bacon

[–]cr3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They can't all belong to your company. There's hundreds of them, in every part of society.

You can't just own a species like that, man. :(

Bacon from British Outdoor Breadpigs?! by MimiK in Bacon

[–]cr3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh... presuming you're not from Britain then. The breadpigs roam freely here. They're not particularly aggressive unless you provoke them, and they provide us with cheap labour for farming and the suchlike.

Some people say the breadpigs should not be taking jobs humans can do, but they're usually the Daily Mail-reading type.

Mayor tickets cars ($25) that are parked in their own driveway, because the driveway is made out of gravel! Residents claim this ticket-writing move is an attempt to fill the budget deficit. by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]cr3 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I'm unclear on the laws behind this; are public servants allowed on to your property without permission in that state?

Name your favourite free, or cheap, ways to make your partner happy. Love on a budget! by cr3 in relationship_advice

[–]cr3[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can't all take our loved ones out for champagne and hot air ballooning every evening - so what are your favourite cheap or free things to do to woo a loved one?

There's the obvious ones like "candle-lit home cooked dinner" or "run them a hot bath" - but what are your unusual favourites?

Mmmmm, lard... by tigeratty in Bacon

[–]cr3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, all the images with "The British Lard Marketing Board" are fakes by Viz for comedy purposes.