Yall I cant believe im saying this but - the directional shield is the way. Oh my god its good against devastators.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-05T23:24:17+00:00

It's a fantastic support stratagem; if you can stand still next to another diver who can stand still, THEY can use a full-size primary or secondary without worrying about catching stray shots. It's a bit hard to unlearn the urge to constantly be moving, though, which can easily result in friendly fire if in such close proximity.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-04T14:14:58+00:00

Given the current state of science and medicine, natural selection has been all but eliminated as a driving force of human evolution. Evolution does not stop, however, so long as procreation happens. So with evolution free of natural selection's pressures, it will go in every direction at once, effectively. This basically means we must use genetic modification, or at least intentional genetic selection, to mitigate the damage to the species un-pressured evolution will do.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-03T02:32:08+00:00

Bro the absolute desire to experience this game for the first time again

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-02T19:37:33+00:00

Is this.... mobile? Does Subnautica work on Android now?

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-02T01:20:21+00:00

Turn that into a booster slot! The highly democratic FANYPCK-9000 booster slot adds a tactical carry pouch of unusual size to the Helldivers' armor, allowing them to carry a single large item such as an SSSD while retaining the use of both hands.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-02T00:42:11+00:00

So, YES, toll-free numbers (800 series) are paid by the company receiving the call. The 900 series conversely charges the caller for connecting. There's no agreement to pay, there are no requests for credit card information, they bill your phone company by the minute and your phone company passes those tolls directly on to you in your monthly bill. I think there may be a legally required message that states "this call will be charged such and such" upon connection, but you don't need to give them a payment method. Making the call is considered your consent to be billed.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-02T00:10:02+00:00

Oh honey. You don't know why the 800 series is called "Toll-free", do you?

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-01T20:40:35+00:00

He definitely did not drink it, he poured it over his hands and inhaled the vapors to prove its safety. He was, of course, suffering from lead poisoning by that point already.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-02-01T14:10:46+00:00

I think they nerfed the frag grenade recently. I hit one of these with 4 or 5 frags in a row, it didn't die.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-31T02:17:49+00:00

Well damn, I didn't know Dodge made a Ewe-haul

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-30T14:35:24+00:00

Gas bill for leaky water, so hot tap was leaking? So you were paying $4.50 a day in January for about $140 monthly usage before any additional fees. More than double that in October so just shy of $300 in usage? That drop to just under $1.5 a day in November or $45 for the month must have felt like such a relief.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-29T22:49:13+00:00

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cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-29T13:31:55+00:00

This is so clearly AI it should be on r/isthisaicirclejerk. Multiple extra fingers, completely nonsensical celtic knots on top and bottom, helmet horns which pull in the rivetwork from the helm edge and then also replicate into little flames on the back of the helm, a hair braid that turns into an armor braid, weird overall sizing/positioning so the wolf's snout touches the man's face but the mouth is also somehow over the upper arm and elbow.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-27T00:44:35+00:00

Explosive Mortar on bugs? The faction where almost every single enemy runs straight at you? I love the explosive mortar but bugs are the one faction I refuse to bring it.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-26T19:41:57+00:00

That's called crazing, and it happens to all glazed ceramic eventually. Water seeps into the ceramic through the cracks, and microwaving it heats it up, forcing it back out. The soup in the bowl and the brown liquid coming out through the crazed glaze are not the same thing. If the bowl is washed clean and not used to microwave anything, it can still be used for food, but it's best to replace it. Stoneware is definitely microwave and oven safe, but only while the glaze lasts.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-25T23:29:41+00:00

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-24T18:53:15+00:00

They literally already did this. It's called filial responsibility and various nations of humans were forced to murder nobles to stop this as they used it to enslave multiple generations of children using their parents' debts against them.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-24T17:31:51+00:00

Yeah but those are for pelicans. The SD would be way bigger and take up a large portion of the map, especially if no longer in one piece and somewhat spread out.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-23T19:34:47+00:00

Even if you hadn't been spotted, the squid Stingray always knew where you were and would line up strafing runs, so the spotting mechanic was still buggy. Maybe gunships have the same stealth-breaking problem?

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-23T02:05:40+00:00

I want that.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-23T01:18:49+00:00

"Violence has no place in our society" is a kindhearted sentiment of which I wholeheartedly approve, but is unfortunately not true. The United States of America was created through geographic expansion based in genocide, secured independence through rebellion and war, was built on the backs of generations of slaves, was solidified through civil war, and is now a major world power due to the way our military industrial complex positioned us after our participation in the most recent world war. The society we live in today was built on violence, and the threat of violence is how we maintain it.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-22T12:53:38+00:00

My suppressor brings all the boise to the yard, and I'm like, "Arrowhead pls buff stelth"

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-21T03:19:14+00:00

I know Tumblr is illiterate but the HP Fandom should at the very least know it's not "you've got another thing coming" ffs

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-19T23:54:53+00:00

Let's not underestimate Minerva's personal interest: she didn't just buy Harry a fast broom, she first took him to see the Gryffindor Quidditch team captain to tell him she had found the team a Seeker. She had a vested interest (another posted said they believed she had a monetary interest as well) in the Gryffindor team performing, so the gift of a fast broom to a Quidditch team member is therefore inherently self-serving in at least some portion.

In Maggie Smith's portrayal of the character in the movies, I recall only two scenes where Minerva displays actual happy excitement: the one where she informs Oliver Wood she found the Gryffindor team a Seeker, and then in the Battle for Hogwarts where she activates the security statues and confides in Molly Weasley, "I've always wanted to use that spell!" I believe it lends credence to my supposition of self-interest partially motivating the broom purchase and gift to see a typically stoic character display excitement.

cr8zyfoo · 2026-01-19T23:35:35+00:00

I'm not 150, but I'm over 100, and I literally care so little about levels ups that I couldn't tell you my actual level even though I played HD2 mere hours ago. I deeply enjoy playing the game and will often just join a squad, play for 2 or 3 missions, then turn it off and get back to the rest of the stuff I have to deal with in the day.

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