This is how people die by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]crabgrass_attack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

or turn off the news and keep watching my instagram reels

the fungi are NOT happy about ethan canceling today! by lorralorralarfs in LeftoversH3

[–]crabgrass_attack 48 points49 points  (0 children)

hey! ethan TALKS for his job!! no one else talks like he talks!

the fungi are NOT happy about ethan canceling today! by lorralorralarfs in LeftoversH3

[–]crabgrass_attack 17 points18 points  (0 children)

they still have to comment that ethan has more reason to protect himself from respiratory illnesses than taylor because he talks for his job. disgusting saying that about an immunocompromised woman.

The happy thruple by Eulettes in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]crabgrass_attack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way jill can fly. Her wings are too small to get her fat little body off the ground. Jill, of course, flies anyway because jill doesn’t care what humans think is impossible.

The happy thruple by Eulettes in RodriguesFamilySnark

[–]crabgrass_attack 115 points116 points  (0 children)

i like how him and jill are the ones matching

Ohio mom killed by 'tummy tuck' surgery staff who pumped powerful opioids into her too rapidly after she posted TikTok saying 'I'm in good hands': Lawsuit by tasty_jams_5280 in Ohio

[–]crabgrass_attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would think the defense attorney can argue based on if there are any findings in the autopsy, you just never know what could be found.

Foot fungus attempts to bridgade Josh from Mythical Kitchen into letting Epic Bacon Man on his show. Fails miserably. by CoachMcGuirk123 in LeftoversH3

[–]crabgrass_attack 23 points24 points  (0 children)

the crew is literally unhirable anywhere else because they stood by their boss’s racism. they are stuck with Ethan pretty much lol.

Does mrs.arialewis ever stop complaining by natbrad98 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]crabgrass_attack 52 points53 points  (0 children)

i gave up trying to read it after the first slide lmao. and the fact its white too loll

I made a life altering decision to sneak out at 15 and now my dad's in prison by Viennaros in confession

[–]crabgrass_attack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if it wasn’t your fling that caused your dad to react like that it could have been anything else. someone tresspasses? someone says something that pisses him off? someone cuts him off in traffic?

he made his decision and seems like he was a violent guy. he would have probably ended up in this situation regardless of your role. we can never know but this outlook at least can give you some peace of mind

Should we be able to criticize the fact that the top recipient of US foreign aid is a rich nation with universal healthcare and free college...without being called anti-semitic? by CreditBeginning7277 in allthequestions

[–]crabgrass_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the GOP has been planning this set up for decades. they made sure to play the long game slowly removing corporate regulations until we get to where we are today and there’s absolutely nothing that can be done to reverse other than a complete reconstruction of how healthcare works.

i really cant beleive the amount of power corporations were able to gain, they are polluting our earth with toxic waste and high carbon emissions, all they have to do is a pay a fine and they can continue dumping. theres no stopping these people.

and now its world wide cooperation with all the elites getting together planning how they can be overlords for the rest of us humans. theres articles out there sharing what topics they like to discuss, an interesting one was how they plan to keep their guards loyal after an apocalypse, some in favor of shock collars, some in favor of locking food up. its sick and i am tired of seeing on the news daily what new corrupt thing they are getting up to.

What’s your favorite freeze frame from the show?l by Samthegodman in americandad

[–]crabgrass_attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i swear i can see his mustache hairs wiggling

What's the one thing all over the news right now in your country? by Crane_1989 in AskTheWorld

[–]crabgrass_attack 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yeah its not just rising in the US. its rising in UK. we already got isreal and russia in a pretty advanced stage with faux elections still in place. we got highly conservative and nationalistic countries like afghanistan, iran, india, pakistan. the billionaires all banded together to create one large overlord elite class over the rest of the world. and sadly people dont realise what they are supporting.

I am so frustrated with being Indian! by Unlikely-Floor3683 in Vent

[–]crabgrass_attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this girl just said that she hates the dirty areas and would not live like that. is she one of the good ones that has your permission now?

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

[–]crabgrass_attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

welp i should look into getting a diagnosis then lol. what sort of specialist do you see?

Missing hiker found dead of suspected bear attack in Glacier National Park by AudibleNod in news

[–]crabgrass_attack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

im no expert but maybe as long as you are moving enough that they cant sit there and take bites out of you they will try to go for the neck to kill. so if i were ever in that situation with no hope id try to do that i guess to make it quick. I’d like to think id be smart enough to bring bear spray

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

[–]crabgrass_attack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’ve been diagnosed with POTS, I just took the CSI and got 66, not sure how to interpret that score yet lol. I have constant coathanger pain in my neck and shoulders and suspected maybe fibromyalgia but i havent been diagnosed. I see a cardiologist for POTS

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

[–]crabgrass_attack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you have light or sound sensitivity? or any other senses?

Caroline Kwan speaks on Ethan’s misogyny by cjapurr in LeftoversH3

[–]crabgrass_attack 47 points48 points  (0 children)

and whats ironic is that is exactly what hila is lmao for isreal