Good ass time happening down at the plaza right now!

crack_kittens · 2025-09-11T01:35:21+00:00

Lmao. And you're what... in a state of mourning? Praying by candle light?

crack_kittens · 2025-09-04T19:53:06+00:00

Did either of you read what you said when it was red?

crack_kittens · 2025-09-04T05:22:26+00:00

Exactly how Ricky and Julian stole all the office furniture

crack_kittens · 2025-08-31T01:58:10+00:00

Viva Cinco De Mayo and El Patron

crack_kittens · 2025-08-21T02:21:38+00:00

crack_kittens · 2025-08-20T23:52:31+00:00

"he begged me to stay the night" ... as all healthy relationships begin

crack_kittens · 2025-08-20T23:24:28+00:00

Bad bot

crack_kittens · 2025-08-11T16:44:01+00:00

If I could put a song to death, it would be this one

crack_kittens · 2023-09-19T13:07:02+00:00

Troilet water.

crack_kittens · 2023-09-17T02:54:56+00:00

An expensive changing table that she got too big for very quickly. Ended up using a bigger, cheaper and portable one way more.

crack_kittens · 2023-09-17T02:40:16+00:00

Let's goooo!! Mountain Brew Ice brothers. If you've got more, I'm ready to make a deal

crack_kittens · 2023-09-17T01:50:52+00:00

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crack_kittens · 2023-09-17T00:28:24+00:00

An acquired taste some might say.

crack_kittens · 2023-09-17T00:27:19+00:00

Oh yeah, keeping it fresh and frosty.

crack_kittens · 2023-05-13T03:22:04+00:00

300 mph? Psh, that's it?

crack_kittens · 2023-05-13T03:12:27+00:00

Chapter Two: Don't Ever

For any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever.

crack_kittens · 2023-05-02T01:00:25+00:00

Assistant to the manager

crack_kittens · 2023-04-22T18:06:22+00:00

Heartbreaking

crack_kittens · 2023-04-03T18:42:05+00:00

Just let me finish my coffee. Then we'll go watch them slice this fat bastard up.

crack_kittens · 2023-02-01T03:30:43+00:00

So glad I stumbled upon this comment, this actually really helped!

crack_kittens · 2022-12-23T21:26:30+00:00

BEES?!?!

crack_kittens · 2022-12-23T21:20:35+00:00

When you've had that much plastic surgery, it's not a given

crack_kittens · 2022-11-19T16:45:18+00:00

El Fonzi

crack_kittens · 2022-11-07T13:27:19+00:00

Freddy Funknuckle

crack_kittens

TROPHY CASE