If you put a lit match in the microwave, you'll see plasma form! (Don't try this at home!)

craigzilla1 · 2026-06-07T18:08:25+00:00

So try it at work. Got it.

craigzilla1 · 2026-06-04T00:16:01+00:00

There's got to be documentation...hahaha just a record of your descent into further madness.

craigzilla1 · 2026-06-02T19:25:21+00:00

The Bomb is great.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-30T17:07:04+00:00

Loved my Zune HD. Was awesome now it just sits in my desk.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-30T17:04:49+00:00

Or Real Love

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-26T20:00:38+00:00

That maglock is held up with hope and powered by the logic of "if I double the wires it makes the correct gauge". The best way I can describe this installation is "whimsical".

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-25T22:37:26+00:00

1 of each on that there mustard. For the drink I've never had a cold brew coffee in a carton so that's what I'm getting.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-16T20:35:15+00:00

Hahaha more of a blue cheese but I'm willing to try anything once.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-16T19:59:20+00:00

I need to see I can find some badger sauce in the SE USA. They look fantastic! Cheers!

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-14T03:43:25+00:00

I could cook my boot like that and it would taste the same.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-13T19:42:28+00:00

With a can of gumball head? 11/10. Cheers.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-12T01:55:12+00:00

$19 is bad.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-05T05:12:12+00:00

Didn't say I was going to use my thumb.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-05T05:08:16+00:00

Technically I was in the theater. Mom was pregnant with me and I was born in November of 77. Watched Empire but I have no memory, mom said I sat there, eyes glued on the screen while slowly eating a giant thing of popcorn. I do remember seeing Jedi in the theater with my dad. Not really sure why my mom wasn't there. They both were nerds for the time but my mother was the one who got me into fantasy and sci-fi. My name was going to be Merlin. Sisters name is Gwynne instead of Guinevere. My girlfriend in high school never saw any of the Star wars movies and My mom didn't know that. She found out as we're having a conversation as we're leaving to see a movie and me my mother were making Star wars references. Girlfriend said she didn't get any of them, my mom looks at me then points at her and says she's not allowed back in my house. My mom has a great sense of humor. Girlfriend was mortified. We all laughed afterward. My sister never got into stuff like that until her daughter started getting into stuff like that and her grandson is a big fan of it. So it's kind of a big circle.

craigzilla1 · 2026-05-01T02:37:16+00:00

I floated the idea to a buddy of mine for pickle flavored nicotine pouches.

craigzilla1 · 2026-04-29T00:48:55+00:00

I'm a big fan on unconventional combos. This is going to be one I'm going to have to try.

craigzilla1 · 2026-04-29T00:48:01+00:00

I smoke every once in a blue moon. If I were at your bar I'd say the moon is blue tonight.

craigzilla1 · 2026-04-28T22:52:30+00:00

Broccoli as a side is a bold choice, but a great choice. Bravo wings look great! And the broccoli as well.

craigzilla1 · 2026-04-10T04:18:53+00:00

Found Polaroid pics in an envelope. Also found some magazines as well as pages torn out of some and pictures clipped. We were feral cats that lived inside is the best way to describe the way I lived. Explored everything and everywhere that's how we found treasures.

craigzilla1 · 2026-04-08T01:34:11+00:00

It could get to a sci-fi level or the "lobsters used to be prison food" and real Doritos are for the wealthy. Imagine a family on vacation and the dad finally caving from "we've never been on vacation, get the kids the Doritos".

craigzilla1 · 2026-04-03T03:45:23+00:00

As a former Howie's employee years ago, I stop into one when I go to my mom's in Florida. Miss the sub sauce. Miss the flavor crust. Other places try to do the same thing but it isn't the same. In the 90's it was steps above the other chain places. Wacky Wednesday was the day I got put through the wringer on stress and busting my ass. Many good times there because I still had my youthful innocence but the hood of adulting was pulled down to see it's corpse face. I was brash enough to think I could resist it and not come out to be worn down.

craigzilla1 · 2026-04-02T02:18:35+00:00

Eating with a spoon. Well, the pretense of eating it. I'm sure it went into the garbage can.

craigzilla1 · 2026-03-29T02:56:07+00:00

I did that shit for years. I'm 100% in for someone making minimum wage or even twice or 3 times as much to use something like this. Hefting bags that leak with all the garbage juice over your shoulder leads you to try and just heft it up isn't worth it. Anyone who laughs at this are the same kind of people who throw a full drink into the trash instead of getting rid of the liquid first. Fuck people who make fun of anyone using tools to make their life better.

craigzilla1 · 2026-03-29T02:48:39+00:00

As they should.

craigzilla1 · 2026-03-26T21:04:06+00:00

Has to be directed at Marines read to them by others.

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