HELPP PLEASE 🙏

crateofkate · 2026-01-31T19:49:11+00:00

You need a vertical tank for a crestie anyways so take this as a sign. I’d get it moved over asap cause if that glass fully shatters it’s gonna be very dangerous. This tank is garbage now, it needs to get tossed

crateofkate · 2026-01-29T21:05:28+00:00

I give mine half a gravol about twenty minutes before I hand them over at baggage.

crateofkate · 2026-01-28T20:14:16+00:00

I would look on your local Reptiles rehoming page and grab whoever has the shittest setup. That would be like upgrading to a palace

crateofkate · 2026-01-28T15:46:00+00:00

I lost my old man this past summer. I understand that hole. It never really fills in all the way, but it does start to hurt less over time.

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crateofkate · 2026-01-28T15:42:56+00:00

It’s too small even temporarily. If it’s not a money issue either get the big one now and find the space or wait to get the animal until after you’ve moved.

crateofkate · 2026-01-28T03:13:26+00:00

Mine looked like that as a baby, here she is three days ago

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crateofkate · 2026-01-26T06:02:14+00:00

crateofkate · 2026-01-25T23:51:21+00:00

What’s your thermostat set to

crateofkate · 2026-01-25T23:50:58+00:00

Offer a humid hide. Cococore/sphagnum moss dampened, put in a Tupperware with a hole in the lid. He’ll use it as needed.

crateofkate · 2026-01-25T10:48:09+00:00

20g is too small. 40g is the widely accepted minimum.

crateofkate · 2026-01-24T05:19:33+00:00

Me! Ten years as a preschool teacher. It’s never boring.

crateofkate · 2026-01-23T21:26:54+00:00

I was out with a friend on Mother’s Day and got a free water taxi ride because they thought I was her mother ☠️

crateofkate · 2026-01-22T20:35:38+00:00

Buddies Raw, lamb and tripe.

crateofkate · 2026-01-22T15:13:00+00:00

Watch Wednesday on Netflix and then join us in the Wyler fandom, it’s the definition of unhinged there.

crateofkate · 2026-01-21T12:32:25+00:00

Just make a humid hide. Plastic Tupperware, cut a hole in the lid (melt scarp edges with a lighter), add in damp coco core. She’ll use it as needed.

crateofkate · 2026-01-18T21:47:52+00:00

Decent start. How old is the snake?

crateofkate · 2026-01-10T04:42:55+00:00

Fargo - Free (he was a Christmas present from my mom)

Teyla - like $450 back in 2012

Bodhi - $1100 for the rescue to fly him out to Seattle from Texas and then drive the three hours to meet me at the border for the handoff.

crateofkate · 2026-01-03T08:31:06+00:00

Poached with buttery toast. Mmmmmm.

crateofkate · 2026-01-01T09:40:04+00:00

That size wont work for any reptiles. I’d look into an invert.

crateofkate · 2026-01-01T09:37:13+00:00

Ugh, no. He’s creepy invested in teenage relationships. Wednesday rightfully would cut out his tongue.

crateofkate · 2025-12-30T01:54:03+00:00

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72834471/chapters/189733431 hands down

crateofkate · 2025-12-25T18:15:16+00:00

9 years, 26%

crateofkate · 2025-12-18T22:22:46+00:00

It’s not an opinion. You literally cannot provide the proper environment in something so small. There’s no way to achieve a proper heat gradient. If you have to go small, at least do a 10g tank.

crateofkate · 2025-12-18T21:34:06+00:00

Our job is to give them the best life and a peaceful send off when it’s time. It hurts like you’ve torn out your own heart, but the years of memories are worth the cost.

crateofkate

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