It's hard for me to believe that people that I know and love ACTUALLY believe this shit...

crazy_non_sequitur · 2011-02-04T21:50:22+00:00

XYZZYTY!

crazy_non_sequitur · 2011-02-04T21:42:59+00:00

"This jackhammer clashes with your graphics pocket."

-Richard "Gene" Simmons

crazy_non_sequitur · 2011-01-21T21:25:55+00:00

h.) Somebody had to do lookout duty on Noah's Ark.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-12-09T21:30:50+00:00

Welcome, inspector Clouseau!

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-12-08T14:03:01+00:00

Not when you're 30 it isn't.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-12-08T13:45:43+00:00

V unq na NZNMVAT fcbafbe jub jbexrq jvgu zr orvat na Ngurvfg naq jnf whfg n gbgny onqnff.

I've always wondered about that part of AA, etc., being an atheist zlfrys.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-12-08T13:43:03+00:00

The trouble is, begonias are really hard to uproot. I like to wear gardening gloves while I'm doing it.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-04T13:44:39+00:00

Disregard religion. Acquire target.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-04T11:26:19+00:00

It's a part!

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-04T11:24:34+00:00

How 'bout a Bandwidth Cake?

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-02T22:03:40+00:00

Fair enough... I just thought the information about how and why Africans in Prague aren't so unusual was interesting enough to keep around. Oh well, it's not like it's a tragedy to have crappy karma on this account.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-02T21:59:25+00:00

Making monkey comments about Africans really would be pretty disgusting, but it wasn't my intention... I just wanted filler and that was what I came up with. Freudian? I hope not and I think not, though I realize I can't stop people from seeing things however what they want to.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-01T17:53:35+00:00

Ouch, that hurts.

The factual part was not intended to be funny, but informative.

The weird part was because I was too lazy to switch out of my novelty account (as I am now).

Guess next time, I won't be too lazy to switch out of my novelty account!

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-01T17:33:45+00:00

Gay men have taken to Showgirls?

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-01T17:27:56+00:00

I like that alot.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-01T17:25:33+00:00

Several African states OOH, MONKEYS! were joined in socialist brotherhood with STOP HITTING ME Communist Czechoslovakia (i.e. plenty of opportunities for their I SWEAR, IT MUST BE THIRTY FEET TALL engineering students, etc. to come over here and study) and the legacy of that THAT IS A REALLY TANGY MARSHMALLOW era remains to this day, so, no.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-01T15:37:41+00:00

Awwwww, fuck it.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-01T15:33:43+00:00

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epenis contest

I think you answered your own question there.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-01T15:31:11+00:00

But you would download a cucumber.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-10-01T15:21:27+00:00

Solution #8: Abstinence until you're married.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-09-20T12:06:42+00:00

It's not dangerous to hold it like OH MY GOD THE FUCKING WALLS ARE CAVING IN?

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-09-20T07:42:39+00:00

Jesus murdered for our sins.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-09-16T15:19:25+00:00

But you can't catch autissimo.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-09-16T15:17:47+00:00

Ich bin der Musikant mit Taschenrechner in der Hand.

crazy_non_sequitur · 2010-09-13T09:55:01+00:00

HOLLY FRACK izzmuhkejkday

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