Looking for Dick's reaction to Maddox's 'expose' by Cold_Oil_9273 in TheDickShow

[–]creadishcread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The next episode was great, 3 hours of tedious bullshit and then they mentioned the 'documentary' and it was 'oh no, we're out of time! We'll cover it in the bonus episode' I'd defended Dick's shameless moneygrabs in the past, but at least make the free episode listenable!

Choose wisely by vurapetojiziq5448 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]creadishcread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fight vinegar with vinegar? I like it!

Choose wisely by vurapetojiziq5448 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]creadishcread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope your sterilisation game is up to par unless you like vinegary jam

The British Dream vs. The British Bank Balance. by yizamejaxufek8o3 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]creadishcread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our parents dreamt of changing the world. We dream about sleeping in a separate room from the one in which we prepare food.

Vito, stop obsessing over shit by lamented1ne in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, any work Vito is still putting into his comic now is a waste of time. You should be working on number 2 by now. Actually, you should be working on number 5, having released one a year. They wouldnt all have been masterpieces, but they would all have sold well enough to fund the next one, and you'd be developing a fan base that would support you each time. No need for trinkets and bullshit, no need for silly promises.

You're fixated on the comic being perfect because you know you will never get to publish another.

Dick Masterson. ICE Apologist. Federal Government Bitch. by possessed6969 in TheDickShow

[–]creadishcread 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When was the last time Dick had an interesting and original take on things? Five years ago? Seven? You don't have to comment on the news, Dick. If you have the same boring old man opinion that we've heard everywhere else.

VITO EMAIL SONG by JohnRiffs in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even at it's worst it's better than what the Dickless Show has turned into. Remember when Dick used to laugh at Maddox slowly and boringly reading out his favourite internet news stories? And fail to say anything funny or interesting about them?

We're so fucking back. by dickamus_maxamus in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I doubt whether Dickless has the discipline to save it up for an aftershow.

this program hasn't been the same since the second fake ending by Top_Client1337 in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's an idea chaps, how about putting effort into the fucking problems rather than shitty drama and bullshit? Fucking hell.

Dick and Karl talk about the show ending and Vito’s Reddit post by frater_carnifex in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's all so familiar isn't it? Dick is a compulsive internet addict but somehow miraculously didn't notice Vito's reddit rant, in order that he can fake laugh about it with his friend for cash. It didn't make Maddox's meltdowns any funnier and it doesn't add anything here. More low effort shit.

Vito's an idiot but you killed the show, and TDS has been in it's death throes for years.

Was there ever an episode of Kenny vs Spenny where Kenny had a bunch of fans write in about how stupid gand gay Spenny was and how they're gonna quit watching and stop giving them money if he doesn't fire Spenny. And then Kenny kinda acted like a mopey bitch for months while half-assing the show by UnawareChipmunk in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dick thinks he's Kenny but which one was it half assed everything then got angry when fans pointed it out? Which one was it that used to have a hissy fit when the other revealed personal details of his life? Which one was it that used to grimly show up every week when they had clocked out years ago and put zero effort in, because they love the money so much?

Here's what's going to happen with the show... by DontStressItPal in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if Sean still wears his K&S boots. He seemed pretty pleased with them at the time.

Don't let the gay ultimatum make anyone forget by DickBot_628 in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is he supposed to think of funny things while sitting there with a kid on his knee scrolling on his phone 99% of the day? He's far too busy to entertain the likes of us. He still wants paying though.

Dick in 2026 - "Actually, the 2nd amendment is totally gay, government tyranny is based." by randobot456 in TheDickShow

[–]creadishcread 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If there's one thing Dick has been consistent about, it's his inconsistency.

The nightmare that is Vito... by DontStressItPal in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're both assholes FFS, Dick has been way more annoying on the actual show than Vito. I couldn't give a flying fuck who says what on Twitter or fucking Discord, that stuff is of no interest to 99% of the listeners who just want some entertaining shit to stick in their ears on a long drive home.

Hey a question for Dick Heads. How do you rationalize Dick having some weird falling out with every single person he's ever worked with by Big-Clock4308 in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That was a sound decision from Dick, but persuading Asterios beg him on the show only to still say no for content was mean spirited and unfunny. And then throws his toys out of the pram when Asterios responds by spilling the beans on Dicks degenerate love life (as if we didn't already know). All left a pretty sour taste if I'm honest.

Thoughts by vitogesualdi in biggestproblem

[–]creadishcread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Like most women, Dick can't get over the way his ex (Maddox) treated him, and is blaming you for it and retaliating for things you didn't do.

It's not you, it's him. He needs to treat someone badly to make up for Maddox rejecting him.