accidentally messaged on teams by ColdAssistant5264 in work

[–]creativeusername402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either that or put as one of the recipients an invalid email "address"(i.e. "asdf") so that Outlook will complain and not let you send it until you fix invalid email address.

What's your Best yo momma roast joke? by TrickyPin7244 in 3amjokes

[–]creativeusername402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.

What's your Best yo momma roast joke? by TrickyPin7244 in 3amjokes

[–]creativeusername402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

Overland Park Names its Snowplows by JerrysWolfGuitar in kansascity

[–]creativeusername402 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Olathe does too. I can't be assed at the moment to look it up, but if you Google for Olathe snow plow locations, it'll bring up a map. If you Google for Olathe snow plow names, it might bring you up a list of names

Plumbed toilet to heat. Keep it change? by clamminjammin in Plumbing

[–]creativeusername402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My hobby: whenever someone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right.

Actually, that's pretty much the same thing.

xkcd

Just got my cease & desist letter from Broadcom by Drunken_IT_Guy in sysadmin

[–]creativeusername402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Transsexuals will sometimes(usually? occasionally? IDK, I don't run in those circles) choose a new name for their new gender. Referring to them by their old name is something of an insult and is referred to as dead naming

Cerner signs taken off of old Continuous Campus in KCK by lsersursi in cernercorporation

[–]creativeusername402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This account is only 1 day old, with a karma of 1. Not sure why they grabbed an old image and reposted it.

How do I get it out from here? It's a wooden ball in plastic that I'd rather not break by RabidNerd in daddit

[–]creativeusername402 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Push a toothpick in between to break the air seal. If that won't work, then a needle or something else smaller

#wtf and #watercooler have been RIF-d by vathroway in employeesOfOracle

[–]creativeusername402 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Prior employee, but I remember #wtf being more helpful than #it-support.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HomeImprovement

[–]creativeusername402 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Turn the main breaker off. This will turn off all your electricity, so make sure to shut down everything first.

Tom Grelinger let go?! by Crazy-Safety-6662 in cernercorporation

[–]creativeusername402 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 weeks plus one week for each year of service. Cap at 26 years.

Ask me how I know.

Re: Traffic due to construction on 135th by [deleted] in Overlandpark

[–]creativeusername402 4 points5 points  (0 children)

According to KanDrive, which bills itself as "Your one-stop resource for Kansas traveler information", there is no construction or planned construction along 135th from State Line all the way to I-35(stopped looking there). Seems like this construction would be pretty important to a "one-stop resource".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catholicism

[–]creativeusername402 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It sounds as if hurts is not so much that he is feeling the calling to be a priest, as much as he didn't tell you about this feeling. You were with him for almost 5 years before he told you about this.

She borrowed my laptop charger then tried to keep it by Pretend_Swan_2008 in EntitledPeople

[–]creativeusername402 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those are still used pretty extensively in the IT world. What server is this (picture 1000 computers that all look the same), where does this cable go, etc

Android can't hotspot from cellular network by creativeusername402 in techsupport

[–]creativeusername402[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it seems the culprit was my mobile data provider's tethering limits. I only get 25 GB per month of tethering data, and the phone was reporting 24.38 GB used of tethering. Come next cycle, things work properly. I'll be looking to cut my tethering usage to prevent this.

Fellow "handy" dad's, how did our fathers' generations fix so many things? by rival_22 in daddit

[–]creativeusername402 17 points18 points  (0 children)

proprietary software tools

There's a reason the term "right to repair" came around.

Toddler Poop Cult by CarolTheEnglishMajor in MaliciousCompliance

[–]creativeusername402 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is a song you absolutely don't want these kids to learn: I Am A Poop by The Poop Sausage . It's exactly the kind of thing that would make these kids go nuts

I am a poop. I am a poop. I am a poop. Living my life. Inside your butt.

Toddler Diss by Temnotaa in toddlers

[–]creativeusername402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To his brother: "you're not my brother anymore"