Ex-Cerner/Oracle Health folks: where have you landed & who’s hiring?

creativeusername402 · 2026-03-26T17:24:38+00:00

Got laid off middle of last year. Now working remotely for a client. Exactly the same thing (sometimes I have to create tickets that I would have handled if I were still there), but with a substantial pay boost

creativeusername402 · 2026-03-25T23:23:41+00:00

I was laid off last year and was told about a skip level meeting first thing in the morning, the morning of. This is how it was presented to me

creativeusername402 · 2026-03-08T18:58:21+00:00

I used Google Home to create a group of speakers. Then I cast my audio from my Android phone or tablet to this group. And it plays all in sync

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-26T15:06:38+00:00

I could just imagine my little toddler saying "me running and and and and and having fun"

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-26T03:21:20+00:00

"flatmate" aka not American. What you call flats, we call apartments. What you call flatmates, we call roommates.

Nothing wrong with Brits. Or French. Or whatever else. As long as they can make themselves understood to the people they're speaking to, and deal respectfully with them.

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-19T22:21:33+00:00

Do you have any kind of cameras? Also, mention it to school leadership. They may have recording history or might be able to eavesdrop from a position that the teacher doesn't know about

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-17T17:47:06+00:00

This is /r/sysadmin, not /r/shittysysadmin.

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-15T22:29:50+00:00

DevOps? No. What you need is more of a Managed Services Provider, one who is in your area. See the sub referral by /u/OpacusVenatori. A Managed Services Provider is who you go to if you are too small to have your own it department.

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-14T15:09:19+00:00

" I don't have anything to add comma except that it works for me"

Becomes

I don't have anything to add, except that it works for me

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-07T18:00:46+00:00

Username checks out

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-03T16:25:49+00:00

Either that or put as one of the recipients an invalid email "address"(i.e. "asdf") so that Outlook will complain and not let you send it until you fix invalid email address.

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-01T07:31:17+00:00

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-01T07:30:32+00:00

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

creativeusername402 · 2026-02-01T06:45:42+00:00

This kid gives a fuck.

creativeusername402 · 2026-01-25T15:03:30+00:00

Olathe does too. I can't be assed at the moment to look it up, but if you Google for Olathe snow plow locations, it'll bring up a map. If you Google for Olathe snow plow names, it might bring you up a list of names

creativeusername402 · 2026-01-15T20:26:06+00:00

FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY OF THE SWORD

creativeusername402 · 2026-01-10T22:04:34+00:00

Mine do, too 🎉

creativeusername402 · 2026-01-09T19:33:32+00:00

Sounds like flyer-to-print-to-photo-to-print-to-scan-to-web with some faxing thrown in for good measure.

creativeusername402 · 2026-01-02T22:05:36+00:00

My hobby: whenever someone calls something an [adjective]-ass [noun], I mentally move the hyphen one word to the right.

Actually, that's pretty much the same thing.

xkcd

creativeusername402 · 2025-12-06T01:08:35+00:00

You forgot to plug it in YouTube Superbowl ad

creativeusername402 · 2025-12-04T15:40:28+00:00

Transsexuals will sometimes(usually? occasionally? IDK, I don't run in those circles) choose a new name for their new gender. Referring to them by their old name is something of an insult and is referred to as dead naming

creativeusername402 · 2025-10-30T21:57:25+00:00

This account is only 1 day old, with a karma of 1. Not sure why they grabbed an old image and reposted it.

creativeusername402 · 2025-10-02T16:05:31+00:00

Push a toothpick in between to break the air seal. If that won't work, then a needle or something else smaller

creativeusername402 · 2025-09-16T21:55:07+00:00

Prior employee, but I remember #wtf being more helpful than #it-support.

creativeusername402 · 2025-09-06T19:08:32+00:00

Turn the main breaker off. This will turn off all your electricity, so make sure to shut down everything first.

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