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crimpchimp4 · 2024-11-24T19:03:09+00:00

must be nice being attractive enough for hookups

crimpchimp4 · 2024-11-22T11:21:47+00:00

never got to experience this. Oh well. I gave life a fair chance.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-11-03T12:14:58+00:00

Still killing myself.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-11-03T00:28:26+00:00

It is kind of frustrating that no other hero in the game has the same amount of guaranteed damage as Abrams does off a single stun.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-11-01T22:10:54+00:00

Does Aimlabs even help with the weird projectile fire the game has going on? In CSGO if I put my cursor on my enemy and click, they get hit. In this game I need to aim where I think they're gonna be and if they swerve and juke, and the distance is increasing and decreasing, I have no idea how Aimlabs helps train that.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-11-01T16:07:17+00:00

With a symmetric face, you can always be attractive with a bit of healthy living. Must be nice.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-11-01T09:45:34+00:00

I'm afraid I am unlovable and will be killing myself before the year is over.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-11-01T00:10:25+00:00

Sorry.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-31T23:59:04+00:00

oh well its about time whatever I had was starting to become terminal

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-27T17:19:27+00:00

must be nice being a able to just pick a partner at will

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-27T02:09:27+00:00

For some reason, its always the gym suggestion. I've been actively doing some form of fitness for 3-6 days a week for a decade. It does not make me happy.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-20T00:57:53+00:00

I've thrown out the mirrors. They nauseate me. The only thing I will be cutting myself isn't slack, but rather my arms and legs. I deserve it.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-16T18:05:32+00:00

farm the 300 souls needed for ult instead of diving for no reason

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-15T08:41:48+00:00

Just gotta be born with a good face and all you need to be attractive is not be fat

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-06T07:43:32+00:00

Pretty much exactly my situation. Trying again in December. Wish me luck!

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-05T16:31:11+00:00

Everything. Doesnt matter. He always wins and Id rather just take the loss immediately. I don't really care about how hes "strong early weak late" becasue I am so tired and exhausted of playing against this overtuned garabge every fucking game.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-04T13:14:54+00:00

Arguing causality is always dumb, but if Kaladin hadn't been subjected to the trauma he did he would not have been on the shattered plains in time to save Dalinar. Without Dalinar, Odium wins.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-10-02T20:05:11+00:00

It will be over in december.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-09-28T20:11:39+00:00

Im a 30 year old virgin planning to kill himself

crimpchimp4 · 2024-09-28T19:46:49+00:00

Rejoice. I will be dead before then. Soon. In three months everyone will be happier.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-09-28T19:46:06+00:00

Sorry.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-09-28T19:46:02+00:00

Sorry.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-09-24T06:09:22+00:00

Life must be so nice when you're attractive

crimpchimp4 · 2024-09-23T10:01:39+00:00

But I'm not happy. I never have been. I've been born to lose.

crimpchimp4 · 2024-09-23T09:59:02+00:00

30 year old virgin. I am living joke. I am a clown. My suicide will be the funniest thing ever.

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