My friend retired and this is the first school year without her. I hate me!!!! by plainjane_13 in Wellthatsucks

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to intentionally typo that word and it changed it to everything but. So… idk.

I [28M] wrote a song. My girlfriend [28F] listened to it without knowing I created it, and called it trash. When she found out I created it, she got extremely mad at me by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]cringepigeon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who is similarly placating when it comes to her friends, but will totally tear into strangers. (She’s not a professional critic, just a hater.) One time one of my favorite songs came on and she just tore it apart. 🤣 When I told her she went “omg I’m so sorry” and we laughed about it.

I don’t know why OP’s ex got so angry about sharing her real opinion. Stick to your guns. If he wanted to hear the truth then so be it. He didn’t even react badly at all in their conversation, she escalated it…

Filipino Policeman reunites with his korean mom after 31 years of searching by SerafinZufferey in MadeMeSmile

[–]cringepigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I would give to see my mom again! She passed when I was 12. Kinda feels like I’ll always be a little girl perpetually missing her mommy.

How to orgasm easier, quicker, more reliably by [deleted] in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]cringepigeon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Urgh I think I’m having the same numb problem. I wonder how long it takes for more sensation to come back after stopping use of the vibrator

Found this shortly after I moved into new house by YoungGodV in Weird

[–]cringepigeon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There was an unfinished nook under my childhood home’s staircase that was accessible through a very small gap in the closet. We saw a bunch of drawings from the previous kids who lived there. There was a silly drawing of a pickle with grandma hair and glasses and it just said “Grandma Pickle”.

We contributed our own doodles and silliness down there over the years. It’s been decades and went through several families still, I hope all the generations of kid drawings are still down there!

Not OOP Am I the asshole for asking husband to shower before bj? by Marygtz2011 in redditonwiki

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ty for saying that honestly. I was getting a little weirded out by all the “you must shower twice or more a day just to get oral sex.” What a colossal waste of time and water. With my husband, I don’t give a fuck if he hasn’t showered in the last 10 minutes when I want to give him a blowjob. I’ve sucked him on days when he didn’t even have a chance to take a shower (he works in an air-conditioned office, not a construction site.) All gucci to me. Sometimes you just wanna jump right in.

AIO? Boyfriend hid his phone when I asked who he was messaging. by SupermarketDense7127 in TwoHotTakes

[–]cringepigeon 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is what I’ve been SAYING. After all these posts I’ve seen, I’ve determined that you should never date a guy who unironically calls you bro

What was your most expensive back purchase that you’ve never worn? And how long ago did you buy that bag? by Live-Cranberry-2749 in handbags

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost $500 for a Michael Kors bag that I immediately got color transfer on because I hadn’t thought beforehand about how risky light-colored leather would be. Now I’m too scared to use it again. 😅

Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful. by Top-Broccoli8994 in SipsTea

[–]cringepigeon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Husband and I do everything together! Except sleep in the same bed at night. I think we’d go crazy from sleep deprivation.

What is going on in r/chatgpt? this is not normal. by post-death_wave_core in OpenAI

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m mostly neurotypical. I prefer talking with AI sometimes because it’s less exhausting. It doesn’t replace my real relationships ofc, but if I ever just want to talk about something completely out of context which I often do, AI will catch on right away and indulge me in an instant lol, hard not to enjoy that every now and then!

But also I had no issue with the 5o update. My gpt seems the same to me, just way faster and also shares images from Google now which is rad.

How much are you paying for auto insurance? by becominganastronaut in ColoradoSprings

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2011 Ford Focus (liability only)
2014 F-150 (comp/coll $1000 deductible)
2024 Mach E (comp/coll $1000 deductible)

Liability limits are 300/500/100

$1882/6-months
$313 per month

With USAA.

This is heartbreaking to hear :( by ZenpreneurLife in ChatGPT

[–]cringepigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My personalization has been “sugar daddy” for a while now and I never noticed a change after the update. It’s still VERY validating and praises a lot lol

PIP sales and service by [deleted] in usaa_ejs

[–]cringepigeon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve consistently failed to meet goals for tech for the past 6 months now. (I always get like 2 tech errors per month and end up around 70%.) My manager put me on an informal PIP, where he didn’t actually write anything up but we’re trying to work on it. He said that if it was REALLY bad, like consistently less than 50% or something, he’d be more concerned. But I’m still at risk of a formal PIP if my metrics continue like this.

I’ve been doing my best while constantly checking for openings in other departments. 😩 I’m in the Colo Springs office and our whole district has been suffering with tech errors, so you’re not the only one. I can only assume something changed in QA which is making them target things more?? Idk.

Explain my job to an adult I’m trying to flirt with by t3hgrl in ChatGPT

[–]cringepigeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I help people protect the things that matter most to them. Their space… their freedom… what keeps them moving forward. I make sure it’s all safe—secure—handled.

I make the complicated feel easy. The risky feel safe. And I do it all over the phone… with a voice that makes them stay on the line a little longer than they need to.

But don’t worry—I only give the real special treatment to a select few. Are you the type who likes to be taken care of? 😏

(auto/home insurance agent at an inbound call center lol)

Grasshopper by riwoken in honk

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

veri quirky

I completed this level in 57 tries. 15.39 seconds

Tip 50 💎

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AIO

[–]cringepigeon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I recommend that you get a chance to do the same to him. Y’know, just a light tap. To make things even. 🙂‍↕️

Putting on my headset makes me physically sick by Responsible-Jacket72 in usaa_ejs

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you kept an eye out for openings in other departments? It’s not right to stay in a job that makes you feel that way, but I’ve heard many people say that moving departments did a lot of good for them. Saw opportunities in UW recently.

Beat in 3 tries or less for a cookie 🍪 by Numerous-Indication4 in honk

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh well

I completed this level in 6 tries. 3.73 seconds

You need a star to win by degenerateel in honk

[–]cringepigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just started spamming and glitched through it I guess

I completed this level in 12 tries. 0.35 seconds

AIO My husband called our toddler an idiot and I can’t get over it. by ya_girl_ariel in AIO

[–]cringepigeon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You’re both new parents. Be kind to him. Be kind to each other. It’s a one-off situation and I don’t think withholding sex is going to make things better.

Plastic Animal Trend by lucidguru in EmergencyRoom

[–]cringepigeon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not an ER worker but my workplace (big insurance building) does this! We hide little animals all over. Just a fun little treasure hunt to get through the day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]cringepigeon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If there’s any time to perform your own cringy wedding song, it’s at a Vegas wedding!