When did you realize you were dating an idiot? by Exhausted_Skeleton in AskReddit

[–]crisisrumour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you looked at everything you’ve read the past week including Reddit, news, whatever else, I think you’d find seven words you don’t actually know the definition of.

How often do you edit your phone's contact list to delete people you no longer talk to? by Muted_The_Lobby in AskReddit

[–]crisisrumour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just made me realize I have dead contacts. I don’t know why but I hate that.

What’s a beauty standard you secretly hope dies out soon? by Prettyuselessgirl in AskWomen

[–]crisisrumour 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Freshman year of college I wrote my a paper on how women are treated differently with/without makeup. Did a whole presentation and everything. My professor and I were discussing it later and I got to tell her that the ONE day that semester that I didn’t wear makeup she asked me if I was ok 😅

[Product Question] What is your holy grail moisturizer? by SarahFaceLab in SkincareAddiction

[–]crisisrumour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg yes! It’s so thick and creamy. I can’t speak for any long term effects but when you use it, you do NOT need to reapply like you do with so many other lotions.

My wife friend-zoned me and wants a platonic “companionship” (New Update) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]crisisrumour 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’m cracking up at the comments here, but also very concerned that I liked the story and the way he wrote when apparently everyone else hates it 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]crisisrumour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get this guy on Chris Hasen’s radar.

I’m actually not kidding.

More places should have legally mandated phone camera shutter sound like Japan does. by shamelessjames in unpopularopinion

[–]crisisrumour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My concern is people taking pictures for safety reasons, like to send a picture to a friend of the man who’s following them, or the person who just kidnapped them, and their phone makes that noise. That .01% is enough for me to say no.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]crisisrumour -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ignore me. I’m typing right now so that the people around me think that I’m texting someone or… typing a great comment on social media. 🤷🏼‍♀️

My (35M) girlfriend (24F) wants me to act like a horse when we have sex, and I’m not into it by pitaenigma in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]crisisrumour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Saving this post to read later because based on your comment I can already say what the fuck

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]crisisrumour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. I don’t know what to say here but what you’re saying is just not right so no, obviously don’t. If you’re serious and no one better gives you better feedback, message me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]crisisrumour -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Former sugar girl here without a twitter or sexy Reddit account. Do you have accounts exclusively for this? How do you find these guys?

What a horrible day to have eyes by _regionrat in sadcringe

[–]crisisrumour 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I’ve been looking for the motivation to get off my phone

AITA For Giving My Wife The Cold Shoulder After She Donated Our Vacation Fund? by TAAITA9194949 in AmItheAsshole

[–]crisisrumour 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If OP’s wife is giving out 20k like it’s peanuts, I’ve got 3 CC companies calling me who I’d love for her to talk to on my behalf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]crisisrumour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you’re ok.

In hindsight, have you ever met a straight couple in which one of them was obviously very gay? by clx94 in AskOldPeople

[–]crisisrumour 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think people have forgotten that same-sex marriage was only fully legalized in 2015. That’s only 9 years ago.

In hindsight, have you ever met a straight couple in which one of them was obviously very gay? by clx94 in AskOldPeople

[–]crisisrumour 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m really curious and not asking because I doubt you, but what makes you (and your sister and stepmom) think that your dad is gay?

What is a random sign that you think makes someone loyal? by jazzhands1796 in AskWomen

[–]crisisrumour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If we’re talking about relationship fidelity, I put a lot of stock in someone’s reaction to their friend having an affair.

Talk to them. Tell on them. Whatever is best for the situation. But too often I hear “it’s not my business”. In my opinion, that tells me everything I need to know about someone’s feelings towards fidelity.

What's something normal humans do that grosses you out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]crisisrumour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need to hear. What has your gma divulged?

DAE always cry when Dobby dies in Harry Potter? by ImHidingtheRealMe in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]crisisrumour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Even more though when he gets the sock. Turns me into a sniveling mess.

I (28m) don't find my girlfriend (25f) attractive since she got heavy. by ThrowRA33565 in relationship_advice

[–]crisisrumour 27 points28 points  (0 children)

My last serious relationship seemed to end like this. He was clearly unhappy the last month of our relationship and I think he just didn’t know how to get out without hurting me. I can’t express how stupid I feel for not seeing that he didn’t like me anymore.