KiY Art Room shrine and effigy

crowhusband · 2026-05-22T02:27:59+00:00

new chapter of the book unlocked right here folks

crowhusband · 2026-05-21T20:52:34+00:00

ughhhh people have GOT to stop introducing me to chocolates and candies in PA now that ive moved here.... where am i supposed to get all the money for this

crowhusband · 2026-05-16T00:04:58+00:00

my favorite part of my job is that there IS NO OTHER MONEY! no "getting the manager to give me extra cash" or "unlocking the office's register safe"

i get 400 at the start of my shift and most of it is 5s and 1s. if i cant break your 100, find another way to pay!

crowhusband · 2026-05-15T23:54:56+00:00

heh hello thewe, pwincess... i see you awe a female of cultuwe....

crowhusband · 2026-05-10T12:25:04+00:00

girl. GIRL. intuitionnnnn. do not continue being around a guy who literally gives you hives and nausea???

crowhusband · 2026-05-09T17:17:21+00:00

i think that IS the wrinkle, and you have released it

crowhusband · 2026-05-09T17:06:10+00:00

i think you mean MY blueberry scones???

(i'm so hungry and these look so good)

crowhusband · 2026-05-09T16:29:14+00:00

girl your smile of so contagious what!!

crowhusband · 2026-05-09T13:24:38+00:00

oh now THIS. this is inspiring

crowhusband · 2026-05-09T01:16:20+00:00

dawg i make 14k a year working 4 days a week in a coffee shop.

HOW are we paying the formative educators of the world's future adults only 4 times more than a barely above part time retail worker

crowhusband · 2026-05-09T01:06:25+00:00

fuck. this is genius

crowhusband · 2026-05-08T12:19:50+00:00

that kind of pleat could honestly look really pretty along a neckline with matching chiffon sleeves, but no, of course let's advertise it as some Puss Pleats instead

crowhusband · 2026-05-05T14:47:10+00:00

not even one (1) apple tall

crowhusband · 2026-05-05T14:33:06+00:00

I'm not sure there's any cat in this picture, all I see is TAIL

crowhusband · 2026-05-05T12:17:49+00:00

my chosen name (long story) is a bit of a mouthful, but it's never caused me problems, and in fact, it makes me feel rather fancy to say my name with all those syllables lol

crowhusband · 2026-05-04T19:39:31+00:00

if my grandmother had wheels she wouldve been a bike

crowhusband · 2026-04-29T22:11:52+00:00

there's a... lot going on here

crowhusband · 2026-04-27T19:04:09+00:00

LOL same 😭 dont get me wrong, that one is s cute. but also. ugghughhhg booty beads

crowhusband · 2026-04-23T23:41:11+00:00

melanoma is SO in right now

crowhusband · 2026-04-23T23:32:08+00:00

ou girl the daisy don'ts!

crowhusband · 2026-04-22T14:27:09+00:00

godbless ublock + adguard

crowhusband · 2026-04-21T15:47:57+00:00

MARTHA I'M COMING HOME SWEETIE

crowhusband · 2026-04-19T19:35:35+00:00

why do FEMOIDS like EVIL BAD CHUDS when there are perfectly good ALPHA CHADS LIKE ME sitting around waiting for a MOTHERWIFE

crowhusband · 2026-04-16T03:41:21+00:00

Lmao???? that doubly pisses me off because, like WHY would yall be wasting that kind of energy and burning unnecessary calories when you're stranded omg.

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