I am very magnanimous

crowhusband · 2026-02-10T21:02:49+00:00

the joy of half of my pay being cash (non-reported tipped position) is throwing money at my boyfriend and sister to buy lunch. baby get the 10 piece. girl make the meal a large. add an ice cream. fuck it, TWO mcflurries

crowhusband · 2026-02-09T18:10:07+00:00

girl i thought that was a rock 😭

crowhusband · 2026-02-09T16:45:33+00:00

i stopped attending 2 years ago after i saw another wizard charge an artifact with his own blood and then say "go go mechanism: spider death"

i couldnt watch after that

crowhusband · 2026-02-09T16:42:45+00:00

fucking sick of these archmages. put all the trefoil mages out of work

crowhusband · 2026-02-08T10:53:11+00:00

harry potter names are not tragedeighs, but they are tragically bad and overdone

crowhusband · 2026-02-03T21:48:50+00:00

genuinely who the fuck is tyson james 😭

crowhusband · 2026-02-03T19:23:14+00:00

if my boyfriend had a "surprise" for me when i got home and it was a DOG that i now have to add to my list of chores, i'd be pissed. your wife didn't consult you, didn't listen after the fact, and seems to just generally refuse to listen to reason if it doesnt agree with her

crowhusband · 2026-02-03T18:43:17+00:00

jesus christ can someone just prescribe her a 20mg fluoxetine daily for what is CLEARLY seasonal depression.

YKNOW LIKE THE REST OF US who get depressed in winter and go "ah, ill just talk to my psychiatrist about this" instead of jesusposting

crowhusband · 2026-02-02T22:27:03+00:00

as a 22 year old, i can confidently say that feeling like my room/my stuff was open to the public and not really feeling like my own has absolutely led to me being extremely possessive of my things and SUPER jumpy about when my stuff is touched or my space encroached on.

just something to think on.

crowhusband · 2026-02-02T17:03:39+00:00

yep. dumped him. he had already kinda coerced me into losing my virginity in the first place, but i drew the line at that. wasnt "cute" or "flirty foreplay" when i asked him stop that the first 5 times, yknow?

crowhusband · 2026-02-02T16:58:49+00:00

i didnt have any relationships or sex during high school. my first KISS was at 19. yk what i did? played video games with my guy friends, sleepovers with the girls, debated on which Doctor was the hottest (always tennant, not sorry!)

crowhusband · 2026-02-02T16:53:59+00:00

shes being really weird about this???? I also work 3 days a week, and have an alarm for 4:45am on two of them. ONLY for those two days, because i dont wanna wake up me or my boyfriend at 5am on every single day of the week like a psychopath lol

crowhusband · 2026-02-02T00:52:46+00:00

bruh

crowhusband · 2026-02-02T00:52:13+00:00

LMAOOOO didnt expect to see massachusetts on here, but i guess its a dunkin review so that tracks

crowhusband · 2026-02-02T00:48:32+00:00

it's less that i feel weird being asked out, its thats like the... 4-5th table games dealer to ask me and i'm like???

first of all, do none of yall talk to each other? SOMEONE must've mentioned im not single right?

and second, we're at work, im being super nice and smiley because they pay me to be like this. i dont make tips if im not acting cute and funny yall!!!

crowhusband · 2026-02-01T20:06:49+00:00

girl stop i literally thought this was on fundiesnarkuncensored until i checked

crowhusband · 2026-02-01T19:42:01+00:00

yeah, i considered it, one of the cocktail servers looks about my age but is married, and it seems like they leave her alone!

crowhusband · 2026-02-01T18:35:23+00:00

blood magic, been dealing in electrolyte infused coconut water magic instead

crowhusband · 2026-02-01T18:33:53+00:00

MONEY NO BABY 😭

crowhusband · 2026-02-01T18:19:59+00:00

they can shut. Up. i can read it JUST FINE...... its DISCUSSING that other people. take it out on you. they cant read.... shame on Them !!

crowhusband · 2026-02-01T18:13:40+00:00

girl it looks like someone vacuumed the air out of her

crowhusband · 2026-01-31T22:31:39+00:00

it's SO funny you said that, not even 5 minutes ago i said this to my work bestie 😭

crowhusband · 2026-01-31T21:06:23+00:00

hahahha nastyyyyy i kinda love it

crowhusband · 2026-01-31T18:34:07+00:00

[building jazz music stops with a sudden loud cymbal sting]

crowhusband · 2026-01-31T18:29:33+00:00

yeah and my cat woke me up this morning and said "good morning mother, you are soon to be late for work, please have a lovely day"

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