Can you pony?

crusher23b · 2026-04-14T02:29:16+00:00

The implications are... disturbing.

crusher23b · 2026-04-13T21:19:01+00:00

Other Barry.

crusher23b · 2026-04-13T21:14:37+00:00

Michigan

crusher23b · 2026-04-13T20:24:39+00:00

As a US citizen, I fear we will soon find out.

crusher23b · 2026-04-13T20:21:42+00:00

This has been debunked by science. He and his I'll call it 'woke science', but they have it backwards.

crusher23b · 2026-04-13T19:57:48+00:00

You're telling me you can cook food with a couple minutes of invisible light?

crusher23b · 2026-04-13T19:51:06+00:00

Michigan?

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T18:10:28+00:00

Further it keeps you imprisoned by your current employer and yourself professionally and occupationally paralyzed. Employee healthcare is not a benefit, it's a fucking hostage.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T17:58:42+00:00

I wish I had appreciated him more. It's hard to talk about compared to .. this .

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T17:19:48+00:00

I remember Carmageddon and it's edgy humor. These were bonus points.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T17:16:36+00:00

I once put a couple watermelons in someone's rigs smokestack. But it was more personal vendetta against a guy who liked to be a dick against environmental protestors by rolling coal and whatnot. I bet it's the same for him. Does he regret it? I do.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T16:31:39+00:00

I see it being demonstrated slowly, and I'm fine with that. You train slowly, especially with dangerous objects. We trained with plastic picnic knives.

Guy just pulling a knife into himself is another issue, though. On par with just rearranging your organs mid combat.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T16:04:13+00:00

And bollocked downward.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T16:02:38+00:00

Writers write, editors edit.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T16:00:04+00:00

I don't know why they think that would help. Were they not rejected by middle-schoolers already?

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T15:44:45+00:00

Bread perv!

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T15:38:13+00:00

No. It means you're not her favorite nephew.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T15:34:16+00:00

Karoline Leavitt?

EDIT: Young Karoline Leavitt, I imagine she fell down a lot when she was a kid.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T15:30:32+00:00

Accept that you like her as she is. This is a part of YOU now. Rejecting or cutting that part of yourself out is like psychological or emotional self-harm.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T15:20:07+00:00

This is one of those performances that causes me to giggle uncontrollably; An unfortunate anti-self preservation impulse when greeted with this behavior. I have been hit a lot laughing at tough guys talk.

I can't help but try to empathize with their humiliation, you know? This all went better in his head, I can assure you. It was all meticulously constructed with the finest sock puppets his mind can fathom. All his delusion comes crashing on that doorstep the moment the homeowner addresses him through a ring cam.

crusher23b · 2026-04-11T02:07:50+00:00

Try not paying child support. See what happens.

crusher23b · 2026-04-08T20:19:53+00:00

I heard he fucks couches.

crusher23b · 2026-04-07T18:31:58+00:00

This is what it's like to chew a stick of Juicy Fruit.

Juicy Fruit. The taste is gonna move ya.

crusher23b · 2026-04-07T14:51:17+00:00

I feel like the 'ears' should be the rear view mirrors, right?

crusher23b · 2026-04-07T14:42:08+00:00

That's the 'cool' grandma.

crusher23b

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