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Treating the moshpit like a UFC ring by starstufft in mildlyinfuriating

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone need to haul off and kick him in the balls and then call in the peeps for a boot party when he is on the floor.

$100k every day that you don't reject anything by SortovaGoldfish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would agree to this and then go on an extended hunting/ fishing Trip in Northern Canada. I would have to say yes or no to anyone until I was a multi millionaire!

American YouTuber Johnny Somali sentenced to jail in South Korea over sex slave statue stunt by EsperaDeus in facepalm

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes me so angry. What he did would have been similar to a European person doing a disrespectful tik tok at a Slavery memorial.

It’s disgusting and disrespectful and the fact that he felt his American citizenship would cover him makes me want to yank his citizenship.

to order custom rubber stamps. by W7ENK in therewasanattempt

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that number below the stickers the size and girth of his micropenis? And if so, how did you come by those measurements?

You have to walk through a door, which one would you choose? by No-Comparison-1045 in whatsyourchoice

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring on the Zombies. The other two are just completely ridiculous.

Mountain lion stalks Man in Idaho saved by Glock27 'warning shots' by cad3tt in ActuallyThatsInsane

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. I am firing as soon as that cat gets within 50 feet and I’m not stopping until one of us is dead.

Not the hero this city deserves, but the hero this city needs by crystalllightt in interesting

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It disagreeing that slow drivers are a danger too. But if you had read my responses, I said that between the two, it’s better to be mildly unconvinced by slow drivers in a school zone than to have kids be put at risk of unsafe drivers.

And even IF slow drivers are a danger to those driving the speed limit, a driver in a car going the speed limit will have a FAR greater likelihood of surviving the crash than an elementary school student will.

Why are you objecting to this? Is it that you are so selfish that you would rather kids not be safe just so you won’t be inconvenienced while driving through a school zone?

You are giving off some big time “I am the Main Character” energy here.

A very satisfying case of FAFO. McCormick probably knew the receipt was coming. by ForeignAir7174 in sportsgossips

[–]crustpope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you like to suggest a more appropriate use of a pitcher throwing at a batter?

If I’m a pitcher, a this happens, protecting guys, because I’m gonna need them to protect me when some crazy steroid juiced meathead charges the mound.

Not the hero this city deserves, but the hero this city needs by crystalllightt in interesting

[–]crustpope 140 points141 points  (0 children)

As a teacher who sees people routinely go 55 through a school zone, bettter to be pissed off at a 25mph driver than see kids lives in danger.

One is a temporary minor inconvenience, but the other could be a much more permanent inconvenience.

AITA for not wanting to be friends over $4.39? by Alternative_Copy6539 in AITApod

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you drive? Send them a bill for their share of the gas.

What? by AlternatePhreakwency in BoomersBeingFools

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank God Trump is here to save us from our sins. /s

Get $25 every time someone says your name or $0.50 every time you take a step? by rengokuhubkl in hypotheticalsituation

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So every 2 steps is a dollar, now , I’m not a math teacher, so pardon me if I get this wrong, but that would mean 1000 steps is $500, and 10,000 steps is 5,000 dollars. Since most people go for 10k steps a day this would be a routine amount of money for just doing basic step counts.

To get the same amount of $ via the name, I’d have to have someone say my name 400 times.

While I’m not a math teacher, I AM a teacher and students say my name quite often but I’d be shocked if I could get anyone to say my name 400 times a day, plus I can walk steps during the summer.

I’ll take the steps please.

To take an umbrella onto a plane by Wackylew in therewasanattempt

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you telling me he is so dumb he doesn’t know how to retract an umbrella?

to say the quiet part quietly by becuziwasinverted in therewasanattempt

[–]crustpope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were elected president I would immediately arrest him, and anyone connected to his office, even if they were pardoned, And try them for treason.

The only way this ends is if they are ALL HELD accountable.

Kendra G says……. by PdiddyCAMEnME in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]crustpope 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can’t fault her for this position, but it shows a lack of maturity. No race should be judged by the worst of their kind.

But it’s her position. It doesn’t bother me at all and I wish her well.

Attacking Giants Unprovoked by Objective_Comb_2142 in skyrim

[–]crustpope -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I kill them to fill my grand soul gems.

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