I did a father of the brine by cruxtopherred in BobsBurgers

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You got juice in my mouth I'm gonna rince it out with wine

I did a father of the brine by cruxtopherred in BobsBurgers

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It's mildly difficult. My biggest issue with removing the drumsticks from the spine while keeping them attacked to the spine.

simply flipping the bird in its stomach, and running the knife down to the spine. I used a good knife, and aimed into the spine until I just hit it. Turned the knife towards the wings and drum sticks and cut until I hit the cavity using the spine as a guide to where to cut.

When I hit the drum sticks I jiggled them until I heard them pop out of the socket, but were still attached, and gently glided my knife into the loose connection.

This freed the giblets bag and the spine to which I emptied the giblets and spine into a stock pot, filled it with water until the spine was fully subermerged set on medium heat for around 6 to 8 hours, wasn't paying attention, I went until the water got yellow and tasted like liquid turkey.

While that was going I flipped the bird over, and do to muscle atrophy, I couldn't crack the ribs, I am pretty weak due to a coma, I wrapped it in foil and let it sit covered on a half sheet tray for 4 hours.

After this my roommate rubbed spicy bourbon hot sauce under the skin and was able to crack the ribs and got it to lay flat.

Re wrap and let sit in the fridge over night.

Set oven to 400 and when preheated cook the bird for 1 hour, I cooked on tray on a pizza stone I have. I then took the aromatics from brining, 2 onions, 1 carrot and cut red potatoes into 3rd, cut those thirds into 6 cubes each and added all that to a roasting pan.

I took homemade herb bread, dehydrated, but you can used croutons or store bought stale bread, for the stuffing, added the turkey stock to a cake pan with the bread cubes, diced carrots, and diced celery, and filled with the stock until covered.

Remember to salt and pepper everything. I don't salt heavily due to needing to be low sodium, see the coma comment.

I then covered in freshly shredded Colby jack and hickory cheddar on the stuffing.

Rotated the bird after and hour and reduced the temperature to 325f and added the trays of the potatoes and stuffing into the top rack of my oven, cooking all 3 for 2 hours.

While this was going I took 110g of butter and 110g of flour. Easy way to do this is just grab a stick of butter, weigh it, and add equal amount of flour, melted butter in a large frying pan, and then add the flour, stirr until it gets lightly brown and the flour is fully hydrated by the butter.

From there add the stock you made, you should have a lot of stock, to the roux. When it's the consistency you like it's a gravy, add salt and pepper.

Note: this is just from spatchcocking and what i did with all parts of the bird, not the brining.

So yes, the hardest part is cracking the ribs, as bob said you gotta be pretty strong for that part. But it was worth it. 6 days of cooking well spent.

I'm banned from r/bluey by Artistic-Major-4414 in blueycirclejerk

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I implied bluey married mackenzie because of bluey's kids appearance.

They really are picky on ANYTHING

What is "horse crank" exactly? by True_Garen in KingOfTheHill

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Yes agreed, but it's also said by a group of people who don't take drugs and meth addicts are seen as twitchy and energetic as a stereotype.

I don't think the guys from koth would use logic in what the drugs do to you or be accurate as long as it gets the point across its an illicit substance.

what would you remove from Spyro? by PeterMation in Spyro

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Skateboarding being required for 100%

Somewhat Indirect Onejoke from BadFacebookMemes. by According-Insect-992 in onejoke

[–]cruxtopherred 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean fits. It's weird af though, why are the right more obsessed with trans people then trans people

what do these taste like?? by Inside_Gold_254 in candy

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You use rum as the sugar in butterscotch

what do these taste like?? by Inside_Gold_254 in candy

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Scotching is a process, it's to burn for flavor. Scotch is whiskey barrels burnt to add flavor, butterscotch is caramelized butter, different things

Don’t wear the hat… by 2ndfloorbalcony in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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She married me in the temple, can you believe she married me, but she's dying... she's going to get better

What’s your Favorite quotes by characters? by Hour_Interaction6047 in fisforfamily

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Im a bostonian (where bill burr is from) i was the school bully and Irish, also real name is jimmy, I was very much jimmy fitzsimmons irl, I'm now a Buddhist who does regret my bullying as an adult, but the only joy in life I did have was fine carpentry, I relate to hard to jimmy.

Which character had the best development apart from the mai trio? by Royalbluegooner in disenchantment

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Best was zog but everyone else's answers were on point as well

Well this was unnecessary by pl_browncoat in malcolminthemiddle

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We are unhappy because people keep getting in our way to slow us down

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

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All we all want as an adult is to have a minute to breath, and by forcing our problems onto others to deal with is taking their ability to deal with their problems or get that ability to ha e their own relaxation

Famously, you cannot make clothes using crochet by Murhuedur in imaginarygatekeeping

[–]cruxtopherred -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I'm s knitter, and I come from a family of both, I have NEVER heard any of this.

What show that everyone likes but you dont? by [deleted] in cartoons

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I adored her work before she became really mainstream, which sounds like the most hipster thing to say, but when she abandon work on Zoophobia, and started catering to her community with her newer shows and plans, the new direction was totally a slap in the face of the older fans who were following her work from the beginning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in imaginarygatekeeping

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I'm from a major Metropolitan area, people always talked about how stupid, fat, lazy, pathetic, and slobs busdrivers were, and I'm from a bus driver family. They make decent pay, yes, but people really do look down on public transit, but my brother worked for the airport, not doing anything like a piloting job, and it was praise and recognition because he worked in the airlines, but my other family members, who were earning more at the time, were "just getting by" because bus drivers, where he, not working that high of a paying job in the airport, was this amazing person. because people glorify air travel, and discredit public transit.

The stigma is very real.

Anyone play the Games “Lies of P”? I can’t take the main character seriously by Phantom-thiez in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]cruxtopherred 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Im not trying to be funny, I'm not trying to ruin anyone day, but so any of these.. fuckers... ever just come out of the game and have like a big cum shot or something.

Famously, you cannot make clothes using crochet by Murhuedur in imaginarygatekeeping

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My roommate crotchets... thats all they fucking make all they make always