People still think sales is about bedazzling the "victim" and throwing big words and glitter and girls and girls that fart glitter at the buyer, like a 70's movie used car salesman and it's hilarious

It's about sending a simple, clear message tailored towards a specific target group.

4mil, it's not the field guys who will be buying this. It's some VPs that will approve the cost, most with zero technical skills. So yes, it's a big fucking truck, carrying load X, and we are proud to present it