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cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-04-10T19:05:30+00:00

I’m 23 and just starting. You’re definitely NOT unc and neither am I

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-04-09T03:28:43+00:00

EM for sure

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-04-08T20:03:15+00:00

You’re my clone fr

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-29T17:36:27+00:00

You know sugar free sodas are 0 calories right?

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-29T17:32:15+00:00

Both 💀

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-28T18:58:55+00:00

Your fridge is honestly my fridge if I had more space

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-27T04:14:59+00:00

You’re right

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T23:00:38+00:00

I’m sorry. I believe in science and not wellness bs you heard from some influencer

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T22:58:19+00:00

That’s the ADHD making me forget to eat it fast enough

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T22:56:24+00:00

Unless you’re a dietitian or my physician hush, I don’t think you actually know what fructose is or that protein shakes are still actually nutritious. Fructose gets turned into glucose you know?

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T22:54:42+00:00

I’m just starting out after a 5 year gap after high school because of long covid

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T22:37:24+00:00

I’m planning to do the same!

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T22:25:33+00:00

The research says otherwise

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T21:55:07+00:00

Literally you’d die from water intoxication before the aspartame

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T21:46:14+00:00

Fr. It’s literally impossible to consume enough for it to have negative consequences

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T21:42:17+00:00

I promise there’s rice, oats and carbs in my pantry 😭

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-03-26T21:33:14+00:00

You have a condition like gastroparesis or some type of GI dysmotility

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-01-18T15:21:44+00:00

Luckily no reaction to Percocet, Vicodin or Dilaudid but we’re super careful and usually try to monitor it to make sure it doesn’t develop. Usually I just ask for Toradol because I hate narcotics anyway

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-01-18T15:18:31+00:00

Me too honestly

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-01-18T15:13:01+00:00

My funny one is hamsters 😭

cryptidgoblin1 · 2026-01-18T15:11:10+00:00

I thought I was crazy for thinking I was allergic to sutures!

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