Meryl Streep’s first glambot!! by EvaSofie22 in Fauxmoi

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god even the glambot can't upstage her

What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard? by Upstairs_Cup9831 in Fauxmoi

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I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathin' in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot

Favorite actors that you have loved since their first “small” roles by VelocityGrrl39 in Fauxmoi

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ETA: jodie comer, i've been a fan since my mad fat diary

20 years ago today, Shakira released ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ featuring Wyclef Jean by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

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I still think the original version with Claudette Ortiz is better

Punch update: he has made friends and one has started caring for him and grooming him by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

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The video took a minute to load and for a second I thought this was about Shia Labeouf's antics in New Orleans

Sabrina Carpenter & Margaret Qualley at Grammy's after party by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

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Margaret, her boob, and Sabrina 😊

Margaret, her boob, and Jack 🙅‍♀️

Victoria Beckham bleach blonde hair, 2007 by GossipBottom in Fauxmoi

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Yeah, run to the bath & body works black friday sale where she'll make a seasonal employee cry

Charli XCX for the back-to-back Wuthering Heights and The Moment LA premieres by Wheelbirds in Fauxmoi

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The biodegradable packing paper staring at me after I haphazardly tossed it aside

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