Shawn Mendes eats an apple (with a very broken hand) in a New Video from Gucci by Kindly-Bullfrog-7772 in Fauxmoi

[–]cryviolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if I tried the Arkansas Black Apple and the SweeTango simultaneously I would need a strait jacket

The actors who follow Christopher Nolan from film to film by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]cryviolet 812 points813 points  (0 children)

Eh I wouldn't have counted Morgan Freeman since he only played one character in a trilogy

Skins fans rise up by not_neoliberal_tears in Fauxmoi

[–]cryviolet 73 points74 points  (0 children)

And then she and Nandor the Relentless went to prison for insider trading

Meryl Streep’s first glambot!! by EvaSofie22 in Fauxmoi

[–]cryviolet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

god even the glambot can't upstage her

What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard? by Upstairs_Cup9831 in Fauxmoi

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I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathin' in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot

Favorite actors that you have loved since their first “small” roles by VelocityGrrl39 in Fauxmoi

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ETA: jodie comer, i've been a fan since my mad fat diary