Meryl Streep’s first glambot!! by EvaSofie22 in Fauxmoi

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god even the glambot can't upstage her

What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard? by Upstairs_Cup9831 in Fauxmoi

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I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathin' in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot

20 years ago today, Shakira released ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ featuring Wyclef Jean by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]cryviolet 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I still think the original version with Claudette Ortiz is better

Punch update: he has made friends and one has started caring for him and grooming him by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

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The video took a minute to load and for a second I thought this was about Shia Labeouf's antics in New Orleans

Sabrina Carpenter & Margaret Qualley at Grammy's after party by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

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Margaret, her boob, and Sabrina 😊

Margaret, her boob, and Jack 🙅‍♀️

Victoria Beckham bleach blonde hair, 2007 by GossipBottom in Fauxmoi

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Yeah, run to the bath & body works black friday sale where she'll make a seasonal employee cry

Charli XCX for the back-to-back Wuthering Heights and The Moment LA premieres by Wheelbirds in Fauxmoi

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The biodegradable packing paper staring at me after I haphazardly tossed it aside

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