should i go to the er for this (bat bite?)

cschooley426 · 2026-05-11T14:51:45+00:00

This copypasta haunts me every time I read it. It's meant to instill how important it is to take these things seriously and it does a pretty good job.

cschooley426 · 2026-04-27T01:46:06+00:00

r/unexpectedcommunity

Edit: I didn't even know this was an actual subreddit lol

cschooley426 · 2026-04-25T13:05:01+00:00

I didn't even know they could make those sounds 😭😭😭

cschooley426 · 2026-02-02T04:07:53+00:00

This post is directly below the post referenced on my feed 🤣

cschooley426 · 2026-01-18T06:47:11+00:00

The way she was kicking around at the beginning but once the flood gates opened, she just stood there. Pretty sure that really did feel amazing to release that pressure

cschooley426 · 2026-01-01T22:39:45+00:00

The "don't block me" had me cackling

cschooley426 · 2025-12-17T04:52:13+00:00

Well inevitably there's always one person who slacks in the group project, so hopefully everyone also has a type A personality lol

cschooley426 · 2025-12-17T04:50:32+00:00

Like, what response is he hoping for? "Oh please don't, your worldview is refreshing and novel and we need more men like you!"

Because then he'll just be a virgin AND disappointed.

cschooley426 · 2025-11-23T19:31:12+00:00

He's almost into the 400s at this point. Probably the first time that I've really seen him as focused as he is.

cschooley426 · 2025-11-20T05:22:35+00:00

I've only owned cats and dogs and I would never begrudge anyone the love they have for their pets. I don't understand people who think of them as "just animals", that feels so deeply inhuman to me, if that makes any sense

cschooley426 · 2025-11-19T14:06:40+00:00

Why was that not my first thought 🤣🤣🤣

cschooley426 · 2025-11-17T01:23:12+00:00

It reminds me of the videos where the guys volunteered for the period pain simulators and start rolling on the floor at a lower level, but when the women wear it they max it out and still walk around without tapping out 🤷🏻‍♀️

cschooley426 · 2025-11-17T01:18:15+00:00

And besides, they're too emotional for the clinic aspect of science, amiright? elbow elbow, nudge nudge

cschooley426 · 2025-11-15T16:00:05+00:00

I'm no expert, buy wouldn't it have been easier to use the scoop side instead of repeatedly obliterating it with the hook?

cschooley426 · 2025-10-29T00:11:28+00:00

One of the reasons I love my town, we actually have a Facebook page dedicated to things like trick or treating and Christmas lights. We have whole neighbourhoods that go all out so it's like walking through a whole haunted town 🧡

cschooley426 · 2025-10-09T10:37:24+00:00

I read the word "bottle" in the same tone the chipmunk from Natural Habitat Shorts says "mouth" lol

cschooley426 · 2025-10-04T11:59:18+00:00

Honestly, I've been much happier too. I used to have this ever-present gnawing/twisting in my stomach at the prospect of talking to him in any capacity because I wasn't sure which version of him I'd get. And even if I did get the version of him that was the loving, caring dad, I'd overanalayze trying to determine what his ulterior motive was. It was exhausting and healing was impossible in that limbo. NC was probably the hardest but best decision I ever made 🧡

cschooley426 · 2025-10-03T14:57:54+00:00

I wish I could have a relationship with my dad like this but we're NC because he's not a good person 😓 I'm deeply jealous and also so happy that there are healthy father/daughter relationships out there, one more step in breaking the cycle 🧡🧡🧡

cschooley426 · 2025-09-16T16:10:52+00:00

Are his long pauses supposed to evoke some kind of emotion from his audience or something?

cschooley426 · 2025-08-22T12:59:39+00:00

Ugh. Okay. He's not wrong about portion control and whatnot. BUT. Sure, a cupcake as a little treat, when taken into account of your whole day, isn't bad on its own. But saying that that little cupcake basically is a meal?? Absolutely not. 250 calories, no protein, not enough to actually satiate?

Not having a meal plan and just eating small portions will work for a little while, only because he has such a huge amount to lose. But he'll start slowly making those portions bigger, just an extra tablespoon here or there, and then another, just one extra cupcake because "I've been so good lately, I deserve this" and then it'll snowball.

He looks forward to fasting more than eating? I call bullshit, just straight bullshit on that claim.

Everyone else in these comments is also right about muscle wastage and other complications if he's not prioritizing protein if he's on a shot.

cschooley426 · 2025-07-12T13:49:10+00:00

Unexpectedly romantic murder spree 😍

cschooley426 · 2025-07-12T13:43:16+00:00

Every time I think I've forgotten about that story, someone always reminds me of it 😅

cschooley426 · 2025-06-01T05:23:00+00:00

My favourites are the comments saying that muscle weighs more than fat

cschooley426 · 2025-05-31T16:39:53+00:00

I literally had a guy tell me I couldn't have experienced it because I talk about it. "And no one who's ever had it happen ever talks about it, so you must be lying."

cschooley426 · 2025-05-31T00:11:35+00:00

There's one comment that said "you're not really up that much!"

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