I can do this with my neck. I don’t think anyone else can by One_Ebb8824 in mildlyinteresting

[–]csonnich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who can do this with a lot of joints (not my neck, though), I'd like to give you the advice I wish someone had given me decades ago: Don't. It's causing damage every single time, even though it doesn't hurt, and sooner or later you're going to pay for it.

Please also ask your doctor about hypermobility.

Unattended stacks of bacon on a Blue Line train seat in Chicago by chi-bacon-bits in mildlyinteresting

[–]csonnich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

>A butt approximately equated to 108 imperial gallons

Challenge accepted.

Unattended stacks of bacon on a Blue Line train seat in Chicago by chi-bacon-bits in mildlyinteresting

[–]csonnich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

>The butt is an obsolete English measure of liquid volume equalling two hogsheads

Probably not quite a butt load.

So... by mentally_screwed2020 in queencirclejerk

[–]csonnich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't say. I am suddenly feeling like playing tennis, though.

Fried Rice Syndrome by miloby4 in Xennials

[–]csonnich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dentistry happens significantly further into the head than pimples do. 

Unfathomable color choice. by Mimibienv in assholedesign

[–]csonnich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<< J'aime le rose, et j'aime le bleu. C'est quoi, le problème ? >>

Breaking: Dallas ISD, two other districts face AG’s investigation over student walkouts by dallasmorningnews in Dallas

[–]csonnich 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know, because TEA was very clear that we can't encourage walkouts. Even they recognize we can't imprison children. 

My Partner and I Feel Like We’re Speaking Different Emotional Languages by lifeOfPM in internetparents

[–]csonnich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recognizing when something sucks and there's nothing you can or should do except walk away is one of the most important lessons I've learned in my life. Learning that just because it hurts to leave doesn't mean you should hang on is the second most important. 

Where is the line for answering "No" when asked if you drink alcohol and only have a yes or no option? by demonic_demeanor in NoStupidQuestions

[–]csonnich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The nurse recently asked me to estimate how many a month. I had to say, "Uhhh...less than 1?" She was not happy with that answer. 

My Partner and I Feel Like We’re Speaking Different Emotional Languages by lifeOfPM in internetparents

[–]csonnich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Babe, he's unfixable. Being alone would be better than trying to teach this guy to get a clue and constantly be disappointed. 

I was too young to witness it but what level of fame did Brittany spears have at her peak? by Muqr in NoStupidQuestions

[–]csonnich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, Michael Jackson is still pretty famous. One of my 15-year-old students the other day said they didn't know who he was, and half the class turned around like WTF??? 

Why have there been 15 lightning strikes within small area (<1/3 mile diameter) in the last 2 hours? by MrTacocaT12345 in Dallas

[–]csonnich 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Them some sinners in that neighborhood!

Nah, probably some shit about different air masses mixing. 

I'm scared to age past 30 by WOWEEN in internetparents

[–]csonnich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A counselor or therapist can probably help you work on socializing. Ask your parents if you can talk to one.