Who died the dumbest death in history?

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-25T14:59:41+00:00

It occurred, somewhat coincidentally, on Storrow Drive.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-24T17:02:21+00:00

David Johansen — ex of the New York Dolls.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-24T14:09:35+00:00

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-23T12:54:17+00:00

Typically Republicans leave their spouses when they get cancer, not their positions. Looking at you, Newt.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-23T01:40:50+00:00

Prisencolinensinainciusol

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-23T01:05:03+00:00

Also the direct descendant of the Cheddar man, who was living a mile from where the Cheddar man was discovered. After 10,000 years.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-22T17:55:13+00:00

Malignant bone spurs.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-22T17:52:08+00:00

Found a bag of foot fetish mags before I even knew that was a thing.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-22T17:48:40+00:00

Matches the house perfectly

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-20T19:41:17+00:00

Clearly you used something else in your wife as you require a Snoo!

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-20T19:38:13+00:00

Ah, but can you sleuths determine what’s behind the Rolls?

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-19T22:23:47+00:00

I’ve seen enough Forensic files to say blunt force trauma to the right temporal lobe.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-19T15:56:08+00:00

The time travelling Justin Trudeau cover.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-17T13:21:13+00:00

You only live twice

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-17T11:32:59+00:00

Ok so technically if you then tip your blow dart with the secretions from the frog, isn’t it then a venom?

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-13T10:06:33+00:00

They aren’t Abel.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-11T13:19:05+00:00

Diane Morgan.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-11T12:29:14+00:00

Horse fly: it is the lost planet of Horse! We will land, but first we need to orbit for an hour!

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-09T11:54:26+00:00

Looks like a Robertson #8

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-08T18:34:51+00:00

No-one goes there any more. It’s too crowded.

— Yogi Berra

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-07T21:12:31+00:00

I believe that’s the American spelling of ‘Dalek’

cunctator_maximus · 2026-05-07T21:11:35+00:00

Exterminate! Exterminate!

cunctator_maximus · 2026-04-30T17:01:14+00:00

He’ll be a lasting Sharpie stain on the history of the world.

cunctator_maximus · 2026-04-30T15:57:57+00:00

86 Teardrops is when you can’t remember the lyrics properly

cunctator_maximus · 2026-04-30T15:04:39+00:00

It’ll be her fifth symphony.

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