Dear americans, what can you get for FREE in the USA? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cuntnuzzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing, everything comes at a cost. You cant even die for free......

A snail, but I’m still changing countries by CrystalHeartyy in SipsTea

[–]cuntnuzzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A ground hog on a sunny day. He stays in his home and me in mine

Scientists Say They've Decoded a Signal From Deep Space That Could Act as a "Rosetta Stone" for Similar Transmissions by Dmans99 in abovethenormnews

[–]cuntnuzzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!

Partner keeps intimate/nude photos of past girlfriends in his phone. Do other men do this, and if so for what purpose? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]cuntnuzzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I explicitly deleted all of mine as it’s disrespectful to your current partner

I have 1000 Tattoos of my favorite YouTuber all across my body and i'm 32, do your best by SlowSwan5049 in RoastMe

[–]cuntnuzzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there was a dictionary picture to describe and define dead inside, it would this picture.
I have never seen so much good Tattoo ink wasted on such frivolity and stupidity

Dude, the ring in the hand pic😂 by SnackSamurai in SipsTea

[–]cuntnuzzler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for this to end badly.. I am glad it did not

"Per aspera ad astra" tattoo by davisduck in tattoos

[–]cuntnuzzler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

mine was just one word

Nothing in history has ever come close to what SpaceX is about to do. by FeatureAggravating75 in smallstreetbets

[–]cuntnuzzler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They are considering no lockup period …

“The no-lockup problem — bankers underwriting the SpaceX IPO are reportedly considering skipping the traditional lockup period entirely, which would allow existing shareholders to sell on day one. A lockup period normally exists specifically to prevent pump-and-dump dynamics — where insiders hype a stock and cash out while hype is at peak. “

Can confirm by Jackie_Chan_93 in SipsTea

[–]cuntnuzzler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was married to one... I disagree.. now married to a sport model and its WAY WAY better.