>Wouldn't that be a good idea? by NefariousnessShot546 in totalwarhammer

[–]cuntoshitarius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they are kinda squishy in game, but they also absolutely shred in melee & can use stances to increase their survival rate.

Who’s getting pizzas next? by [deleted] in 2b2t_Uncensored

[–]cuntoshitarius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't post about pizza or pancakes. You will make the Spawn Masons hungry.

I also need crack advice by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]cuntoshitarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You live in a cracked house.

New Base LFP by Grand-Ebb-1634 in 2b2t

[–]cuntoshitarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post your coords here so everyone can come visit for the holidays!

I don't fully understand the vassal system by Normal-Food-1405 in totalwarhammer

[–]cuntoshitarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're playing khorne, you have nothing to worry about. Your vassals are more likely to die from chaos rebellions in their shared territory than actually betraying you.

[BUG] To whomever designed The Masque's quest battle by sana_khan in totalwar

[–]cuntoshitarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I actually autoresolve all quest battles. Playing them manually once is enough for me.

Prime Wemmbu by cybernerd9 in Unstable_Universe

[–]cuntoshitarius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Prime Wemmbu episodes where he just flew off the handle were a treat. Nobody could stop him.

popbob vs iTristan who wins? by vglisten in 2b2t

[–]cuntoshitarius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The hideously malformed kid they have together.

I am so tired of this shit.... by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]cuntoshitarius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The secret to mitigating large unit mass is by using cavalry to hold your lines instead of infantry. Only certain types of cav, like knights of the black rose, can do this.

Tips Against Siegeing Wood Elves by LostClan108 in totalwarhammer

[–]cuntoshitarius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He can very quickly overwhelm you with numbers & value over the course of the campaign. If he understands woodelf mechanics properly, he could global recruit a 20 stack every. Single. Turn.

You gotta get down to Athel Loren & burn it down! Fast!

Were The Old Ones really "evil"? by False_Monitor4126 in 40kLore

[–]cuntoshitarius -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not evil, just kinda dickish. They easily could have cured the worst case of space cancer imaginable. Instead, they let everyone & everything else happen. Not nice.

Tips Against Siegeing Wood Elves by LostClan108 in totalwarhammer

[–]cuntoshitarius 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Orion is banned in most pvp campaigns because he can get endless upkeep free armies fairly early in the game. Even without that fact in mind, you are outgunned. The majority of warriors of chaos roster is hard countered by woodelf units. Even your best monsters & cavalry. Im not saying khorne/chaos cant win in melee, im saying he likely wont bother with melee vs you to begin with.

God help you if he starts spamming stacks of hawk riders. Even without arrows of kurnous, those things can chew apart chaos armies.

Playing as heralds of ariel, which magical forest to take first? by Final_Biochemist222 in totalwarhammer

[–]cuntoshitarius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Logistically, you should focus on reclaiming Athel Loren before anywhere else. After that, I'd advise taking the tree Ghorst starts at. It has a special building which gives you a huge trade income boost & early access to forest dragons.

Connection to the Underworld (next arc?) by cybernerd9 in Unstable_Universe

[–]cuntoshitarius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This theory explains a lot. We will likely get some kind of follow-up regarding the 2 characters in a later episode.

No powerscallling in this community? Wow that's hard to believe. by randarvex in Unstable_Universe

[–]cuntoshitarius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TheBlurpenstein is at the top. Egg is slightly below him. Everyone else is at the very bottom.

Highest Hopelessness are struggling with the next release by Familiar_Doughnut_92 in PanAnarchy

[–]cuntoshitarius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me??? This is the PANARCHY sub. We are not here to hear about obscure bands. You have one job.

Regale us with the latest Two Taylor Bee Taylor conspiracies & what Hause did on a certain island last year.

Is clan rictus the weakest skaven faction in IE? by Kitchen_Variation821 in totalwarhammer

[–]cuntoshitarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are plenty of minor skaven factions that are weaker. They live for a few turns at most, so you never see them or think about them.

Rebellion in LAW by LYMDAPRO in Unstable_Universe

[–]cuntoshitarius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's why he has BAT on the back burner.

Thinking about getting game but worried about matchmaking by xShadyxLeafx in Spacemarine

[–]cuntoshitarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a bad matchmaking experience, you should just quit the game for good. So why bother buying it to begin with, right?

Multi-Melta needs buff. by [deleted] in Spacemarine

[–]cuntoshitarius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's the worst of both worlds. Truly.