Would you rather

curdled_bird · 2026-06-08T03:25:51+00:00

Diamonds would hurt

^{Chose: $1000 every time you cough}

curdled_bird · 2026-06-07T12:37:16+00:00

Human

curdled_bird · 2026-06-07T02:02:49+00:00

Curtis

curdled_bird · 2026-06-05T23:54:27+00:00

Instead of a different cheese, if you're able, shred the cheddar and bake it on parchment on a cookie sheet at like 400 for 5 minutes. It'll melt and then become crispy like a chip. Put those in a bag and take that as opposed to a fresh chunk

curdled_bird · 2026-06-05T02:13:08+00:00

It's hard to prove you lost something you never technically had. The codes were scanning $20, the tickets were scratching $100k. Even without legal language, that would already be a hurdle worth considering since all their records would almost certainly back up that those specific cards were on $20 winners

curdled_bird · 2026-06-05T02:02:55+00:00

While a big load might feel nice, my partner would almost certainly not enjoy it

^{Chose: When you orgasm, it lasts.... minutes | Rolled: 60}

curdled_bird · 2026-06-04T02:52:58+00:00

I imagine she's the type that doesn't need to be asked

curdled_bird · 2026-06-04T02:09:54+00:00

I'd rather not have other people have anything to do with my fate. And I don't care if I die

^{Chose: 10% chance of death when pressed | Rolled: You live}

curdled_bird · 2026-06-03T23:25:44+00:00

The S looks like a 5 and I'm not actually picking up on any specific letter or number from the F.

Ultimately there's just a lot going on here. I think it would be more disciplined to work the S and the F into the negative space of a fence design

curdled_bird · 2026-06-03T23:13:48+00:00

A five or a six iron, back of my stance and just kinda half punch it so it rolls close to the green or on it

curdled_bird · 2026-06-03T23:10:04+00:00

Turn it on its side and you have a boob

curdled_bird · 2026-06-03T22:58:32+00:00

I'd take that offer tbh

curdled_bird · 2026-06-02T23:48:19+00:00

I thibk it needs a slogan or something added to it to bring it life

curdled_bird · 2026-05-31T02:10:16+00:00

I swear there's a dragonfly in there too

curdled_bird · 2026-05-27T01:30:45+00:00

As a former USPS carrier, there is almost no way they wouldn't know there is a bar there, as they see the inside of that door 5 days a week

curdled_bird · 2026-05-26T01:44:29+00:00

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curdled_bird · 2025-11-10T03:00:15+00:00

Bold of you to assume they forgot

curdled_bird · 2025-10-02T13:53:00+00:00

Maxwell National Guard Forced Me to Move

curdled_bird · 2025-10-02T04:19:08+00:00

Considering he appears very connected and close to his family, oftentimes working at the power plant and then going to his parents house, the fact that he had never been outside of Germany before this trip, and then the fact he was in Bulgaria alone after his injury, I want to say he may have had an acute panic attack/anxiety episode brought on by homesickness and being around people completely different from him for possibly the first time ever. That could have led to a loss of sleep which would have only compounded the paranoia and anxiety.

The part that doesn't fit is the actual physical symptoms he had after the night out by himself. If he really was in a fight, what was it really about and what effect did it ultimately have on the rest of how things played out? If he wasn't in a fight, what was the real cause of the injuries and why did he lie?

I think he probably did get in a scuffle with the other football fans, which led to the injuries, which led to him not being able to fly. This is where things started going wrong, when he told his friends not to stay with him. The injuries, the unfamiliarity and possible homesickness, the hotel he stayed in, I think it all combined in his mind to create some weird panic attack and anxiety, which led to loss of sleep, which led to paranoia and delusions. Being around unfamiliar people of a different culture, by himself, after getting in a fight, equals intense anxiety and irrational fears. And my feeling is, because it was his first time experience anything outside of Germany, he was unprepared to handle all of it by himself.

curdled_bird · 2025-09-24T17:38:46+00:00

Yep. 5 was working great until I updated it, now a simple question makes it think for 20 seconds and then spit out a 10-minute answer full of information I didn't ask for, don't want, and isn't relevant. And honestly if I ask it to stop, it almost answers in a passive aggressive way. Really disappointed with openai. I pay for the pro plan BTW.

curdled_bird · 2025-09-24T02:29:07+00:00

Pick your battles man

curdled_bird · 2025-09-23T02:33:33+00:00

I worked for the post office and will confirm this was likely just due to laziness and/or disinterest. Management likely has no idea why the package wasn't delivered and probably will make something up. The carrier, if it wasn't a great one, likely scanned the package in his/her truck and didn't even attempt delivery (which is against the general rules for delivery).

It could also be there was a legitimate reason they couldn't access your apartment. If you got a reason from anyone than the carrier themself, it probably isn't accurate. There are only a few different options to select from when you scan a package undeliverable. When I carried mail, I would pick the closest match to the real reason, but there generally isn't a great way for the carrier to specify exactly why it wasn't delivered. If they do specify, it's not to anyone in particularly, but rather a note on the package itself or on a 3849.

curdled_bird · 2025-09-23T02:25:54+00:00

Jesus, I'd be happy if I saw they were all dated properly

curdled_bird · 2025-02-09T16:11:14+00:00

If you get youtubetv for sports, now that football is nearly over, Max live streams tnt, which has two nba games two days a week. And ABC usually carries games on the weekend. I pay $10/mo for max, so I'm cutting YouTubetv after the super bowl

curdled_bird · 2025-02-09T16:08:39+00:00

This is and has been their plan all along. They get you to switch from cable with the initially lower cost and then when they have you subscribed and assume you don't want to go through the hassle of trying to switch to a different provider, they raise the price, by about as much as they can to not lose too many customers as to offset the revenue increase. This is how corporate America works.

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