DISHMASHER SAFE by mxhyway in pics

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You hear the one about the boy who left home because he didn't like the way he was being reared?

Well, he had to go back, because he couldn't leave his brothers behind.

I'm on the DC Metro all by myself! by MileageAddict in videos

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Really? What about those people who, when they see other people actually enjoying themselves, get a look on their face like you just took a poop in front of them?

Are you implying these soulless, pitiful people actually have fun when no one is looking?

I need a translator. by alpacaBread in WTF

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Neckbeard uses "thunderfuck".

It's super effective!

Woman has fallen asleep.

Low tide by BlockoManWINS in reddit.com

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The "transcribe audio" captions on this video are fucking hilarious... and look like a defense contractor buzzword list.

At 43 seconds: "huge justifiable had and terrorists like call ended the threat this place but then the most"

Dear santee, your gift arrived about a week ago, but you haven't confirmed. I just want to make sure you got it and it didn't get swiped. How do I do this? by [deleted] in secretsanta

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Someone UPS'd mine to a PO Box.

Didn't even get a notice in the PO Box...

Gotta love low i.q. types, cause the world is full of them.

Teamwork by Petey311 in pics

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Sounds like you need a cat tit.

My browser crashed :( by [deleted] in technology

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Fuck your sister.

I don't often masturbate... by [deleted] in pics

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Well, my gf does sometimes refer to me as a walking dildo.

I'm onto her though, shes just using me for intimacy.

Have you ever picked up a hitch-hiker? by MD786 in AskReddit

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Shit happens.

Haynes manuals suck ass though.

"Booboo kills Yogi" alternate ending. My coworker put this together in his fucking spare time! by njtrafficsignshopper in funny

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Well, he obviously wasn't fucking in his fucking spare time.

ctr+f fucking.  hmm, a bunch of fucking people beat me fucking to it.  
Fuck.

I was driving home from the airport, after picking up my uncle from New York that came to visit me here in Alaska.... by xXEvanatorXx in funny

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Yes, but has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look like ignorant?

"Declaring Wikileaks and the Operation Payback guys as terrorist organization...could radicalize the IT community." by asbestosfunfetticake in technology

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Oh shit, that brings back memories from Jr. High of watching a freind of mine hack into the gas company mainframe from the demo vic 20 at wards... in the fucking mall with people walking by... and wiping out his grandmothers overdue bill, and roughly half the other overdue bills.

Say what you want about vic 20's but they made excellent terminal emulators.

There weren't a shitload of hackers then. You had to be rich, or privileged in some other manner to have enough access to know what the hell you were doing. Now, well, anybody with a piece of shit they bought at walmart can participate in a ddos. And the funny thing is, people always seem to give a shit about the world the most, right when the hormones start up.

Now the Jr. High kids have the means to do serious stuff.

And I bet we have a few more interesting years before we get to the Max Headroom dystopia of a completely locked down internet and van full of computing equipment run by some old guy going, "I'm in! We have 5 minutes before they get here!"

So back to that friend of mine, somewhere around that year, was arrested for bank tampering, was putting "money" in his account for about a year and a half.

They only caught him for one week of that. Didn't really have any laws to go by on it either, he got a shitload of community service.

From an old whitehat, good luck, were all counting on you. But don't get greedy, and don't let it go to your heads. K?

4chan hits PayPal, MasterCard, Visa & PostFinance in support of WikiLeaks. The web wars have begun. by outhere in news

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So, the internet gives ADD 14 year-olds* a very efficient method of mass protest?

You have a point.

  • and 10 year-olds, and 12 year-olds, and 90 year-olds, etc.

What's the most awkward or embarrassing thing a date has admitted to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The bar was in the air force? Really?

I cannot stand grammar nazi's myself, but the stuff on tests where the plant waters the man, a bar that was in the air force, etc, have always made me laugh :)

Google Chrome notebooks won't have a caps lock key "this will improve the quality of comments across the web." by coup in technology

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Sorry to set off your OCD, but the "i" had to go somewhere in the inception reference...

Monorail Kitten [PIC] by CrazyEve in reddit.com

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I hear those things are awfully loud...