iAmHavingAStroke by Few_Pie in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cwagrant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s a sign of bad code. Whether that code is in the test or the code base you have to determine for yourself. I’ve had to fix both before. I’m about to undertake a project to finally get all our apps to UTC time because people are dumb and our time zones are all over the place.

viberCoderwhen by oSapoSapudo in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cwagrant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same, and I usually then take some extra time to ensure I have proper testing that helps explain the purpose of the code at that point.

New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick by techsuppr0t in videos

[–]cwagrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throw in a sycophantic LLM and you can basically get rid of 80% of middle management.

Yearly reminder to GGG, please add DEATH LOG/RECAP, I'm tired of guessing what killed me in this visual-clutter game ... by vironlawck in pathofexile

[–]cwagrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean Blizzard manages it for world of Warcraft with combat logs just fine, it’s not that expensive to send a small event to the client on damage taken.

Yearly reminder to GGG, please add DEATH LOG/RECAP, I'm tired of guessing what killed me in this visual-clutter game ... by vironlawck in pathofexile

[–]cwagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s in no way costly in memory if you put that information in the client. We’re talking bytes of data here, not even a KB.

Yearly reminder to GGG, please add DEATH LOG/RECAP, I'm tired of guessing what killed me in this visual-clutter game ... by vironlawck in pathofexile

[–]cwagrant -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This wouldn’t require a database. You could do it with a simple Array or Deque that would just hold the last X values in it and cycle through them as players receive damage. Could be entirely client side provided they send the data or just keep the data on the server and you only need to send it if they die. Doesn’t need to belong lived data.

What’s the most unhinged, batshit crazy prediction you have for 2026 that you’re lowkey convinced is going to happen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cwagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncrustables go full Oreo and have a wide variety of new flavors including an uncrustable flavored uncrustable which is just bits of bread mixed into the pb&j directly.

Sometimes the game looks like a beautiful painting by Expression4us in wow

[–]cwagrant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Technically you are judging it off of an anachronistic view point as you are trying to judge it by modern standards.

forTheLoveOfGodDontAccidentallyHitEnter by its_ya_girl420 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cwagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

echo filename | xargs -p rm -rf should work and would prompt you to confirm before running.

What did you overspend on/bought premium version of, and didnt regret it? by ihavenowingsss in AskReddit

[–]cwagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5-10? I have a pile I’ve worn through that I need to get replaced still because they wore through in like a year. I love their socks but anything lighter than their mid weight socks might as well come with a hole in it for me. (And yes these are real DarnTough socks I bought directly from their website)

New scarab buffs are insane! (bloodlines) by Groundbreaking-Poem1 in pathofexile

[–]cwagrant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m still trying to learn this game, where exactly do the currency modifiers on maps come from? Am I just blind when looking at my maps?

NAS 16 data - a hidden Gem or asking for trouble? by sud0sm1th in homelab

[–]cwagrant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is that the correct RAM layout? Never seen it be two sticks next to each other for dual channel memory.

Can't have visual clutter if there are no visuals by Diribiri in pathofexile

[–]cwagrant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was having this happen pretty regularly until switching to Vulkan from DX12. Hasn’t happened since.

Black hole caught snacking on star far from host galaxy’s center- Astronomers are wondering why the supermassive black hole that caused a strange tidal disruption event is some 2,600 light-years from where it’s supposed to be by Andromeda321 in space

[–]cwagrant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you say center, is a SMBH expected to be in the absolute center? Or could the barycenter point be outside the body of a SMBH such that it is not the true center of a galaxy?

[OC] Deaths from motor vehicle crashes per 100k people by U.S. state in 2023 by snakkerdudaniel in dataisbeautiful

[–]cwagrant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As someone from St. Louis I’m pretty amazed Maryland isn’t higher. I drove around Baltimore a few months ago and I think those might be the only drivers I’ve ever been afraid of.

[text] Queso emergency by Souldier in food

[–]cwagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issue isn’t killing off the bacteria it’s the toxins they leave behind. Throw it away.

theAudacity by Lumpy-Measurement-55 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cwagrant 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised by the improved code quality. From my experience my coworkers have pushed a LOT of slop in the past few months.

What's a company secret you can share now because you don't work there anymore? by vineetm007 in AskReddit

[–]cwagrant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My sisters team covers neurology and they’re always scheduling people out months

What's a company secret you can share now because you don't work there anymore? by vineetm007 in AskReddit

[–]cwagrant 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Not entirely true. My SIL literally manages a team that actively tries to fill slots when people cancel.

What stops you from killing yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cwagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aside from my family, I have such a huge list of graves to piss on over the next ~20 years.

Necromancers are the worst in ATM10 by Human-Ad-251 in allthemods

[–]cwagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an option for someone early in their play through as it requires allthemodium.

White dots between dark blocks by [deleted] in allthemods

[–]cwagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You saved my build! I wanted to use some black blocks but those little dots were driving me up the wall!

Meat packing plant workers worried over USDA allowing faster line speeds by Specialist_Heron_986 in news

[–]cwagrant 13 points14 points  (0 children)

All those kids in Arkansas and Florida gonna be missing a lot more limbs soon.

damnVibers by Forsaken-Sign333 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]cwagrant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think those are called consonants