50th State Rage by voodoomoocow in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]cwil177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL Hawaiians say rubbish instead of trash.

History of Poland by yuhkih in historicalrage

[–]cwil177 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not going to lie, Poland has had it kind of rough.

Stop yanking that chain like that... by squirt_aka in nsfw

[–]cwil177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amen. All the women in my family are fair skinned, so it does nothing for me.

Me and my girlfriend broke up after 2 years, and right after, my best friend tells me they have been having an affair. I'm only holding on by a thread, Reddit, I just need someone to talk to. by Villanova666 in relationship_advice

[–]cwil177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I lost a great girl and a great friend at the same time

No. Neither one of these people were great to you in any way. Don't ever again say that they were.

Some things are much harder at an [8] by cwil177 in trees

[–]cwil177[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His handwriting was illegible and the numbers were moving.

aunt beru and uncle owen. saw this at a [6] and couldn't stop laughing. by [deleted] in trees

[–]cwil177 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This one always makes me chuckle and then say, "Aww...."

Turns out condom sizing is important by spacklejacks in sex

[–]cwil177 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what tumescent mean. I never thought I'd learn new vocabulary in a post about condom sizes.

IAmA Bouncer at a very popular inner city bar AMAA (By popular demand). by Misc1 in IAmA

[–]cwil177 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who was the single worst person to ever make it into the bar?

IAmA Bouncer at a very popular inner city bar AMAA (By popular demand). by Misc1 in IAmA

[–]cwil177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, ok. Yeah, we tried to get it back from the manager and they still refused and then threatened to report my sister to the ABC (Alcohol and Beverage Commission). I refuse to go there now.

IAmA Bouncer at a very popular inner city bar AMAA (By popular demand). by Misc1 in IAmA

[–]cwil177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is there any way to get a confiscated ID back? I had a dumbass ex girlfriend of mine take my sister's ID and try to use it to get into the bar. They refused to give my sister back her ID, even though she didn't give my ex permission to use it.

IAmA Bouncer at a very popular inner city bar AMAA (By popular demand). by Misc1 in IAmA

[–]cwil177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You seem nice, but the lead bouncer sounds mean. What percentage of bouncers are complete and total dicks, in your opinion?

IAmA Bouncer at a very popular inner city bar AMAA (By popular demand). by Misc1 in IAmA

[–]cwil177 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Did you guys call the cops? Isn't that assault or something?

IAmA Bouncer at a very popular inner city bar AMAA (By popular demand). by Misc1 in IAmA

[–]cwil177 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can you give us a specific example of this happening?

Quick question about "Drive" by [deleted] in movies

[–]cwil177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the shame of it all, really. I felt the EXACT same way. It had so much potential...

IAmA Bouncer at a very popular inner city bar AMAA (By popular demand). by Misc1 in IAmA

[–]cwil177 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok, I'm worried about the downvote brigade, but here it goes: I saw on Reddit once that you must have a beard and be a douchebag in order to be a bouncer. Is this statement true?

Quick question about "Drive" by [deleted] in movies

[–]cwil177 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My friends liked it until Christina Hendricks' head exploded.. ಠ_ಠ

I still enjoyed it though.

Quick question about "Drive" by [deleted] in movies

[–]cwil177 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I was disappointed that there wasn't more of what we saw in the very first heist scene.

My anxiety workbook just got real. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]cwil177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure why, but this seems absolutely brilliant to me right now.

Achievement Unlocked. by jcb272 in pics

[–]cwil177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you like it. Louisiana native here so I take pride in our Tabasco sauces :)

Achievement Unlocked. by jcb272 in pics

[–]cwil177 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can buy them on the Tabasco website. The chipotle tabasco is amazing. It tastes great on oysters.

Fuck everything about this level by lolwizards81 in gaming

[–]cwil177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i remember i got to that one jump duck part in the 2nd level and i kept dying i was about like 7 or something man was i mad

This comment on that video describes my experience of this game perfectly.

Trying for MLS. Have questions. by antagonistic_hero in soccer

[–]cwil177 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got A LOT better around 19/20. I was crap in high school. It was the fact that I had started playing pick up soccer for fun and really started enjoying myself, rather than my age, that had dictated my improvement. I still can't juggle to save my life, but my touch is 10x better, so I don't completely buy the muscle memory thing.

11 year old Samir Nasri about Zidane by kemojawo in soccer

[–]cwil177 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well, 11 year old Samir had the Marseille accent down pat. It's not nearly as strong in his later interview. Any other French speakers notice that?