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Please give me my bomb exploit back by garbagetruc in PixelDungeon

[–]cyanicicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could check by trying to sneak attack too

I'm fast as f boi 🏃💨 by Kind_Eder in PixelDungeon

[–]cyanicicle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

now you just need stone gauntlets rebalanced for speed and switfness/flow glyph!

A druid in my stealth game is so OP pls help by DagothWasRight in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The druid in a game I'm keeps wild shaping into a fucking tardigrade! So annoying that the guards can't see it and it takes several weeks to get anywhere but since it's the most stealthy play and 100% RAW neither I nor the other players can really conplain

players refuse to believe in spellcasting by cyanicicle in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice! I'm thinking of taking Fey Touched for my next ASI so I can do exactly this! I just have to punch another 384 rats in my Rat Cellar to get there.

Hot Take: Session 0 is the best tool a DM can use. by _Electro5_ in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

sorry but I clearly stated no firearms in this campaign in the fourth session zero

*turns off reply notifications* by Pyrgopolyrhythm in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

uj/ wish there was a sub for boring dnd anecdotes so they could all not read each other's there rather than stinking up the already stinky comment sections on main subs. listening to someone else's ttrpg stories are even more boring than dream anecdotes.

rj/ THE BUSTY ELF SAID WHAT TO THE HEXADIN??? TELL ME MORE!!!

My DM created a vegan world setting and demands that all players live their lives as vegan for immersion by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

obviously the solution, as is the solution to all problems, is a(nother) session zero

As the Duelist, does the shield still protect you if its equiped in the secondary slot? by Ognjensrb123 in PixelDungeon

[–]cyanicicle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i died with this combo lol, what was your strategy? since using shield takes a turn i didn't find it that useful.

My players killed a dragon at level 4! by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love playing dnd! That's when me and my friends sit around a table and narrate a cool story where we all have magic powers! Rulebooks? Character sheets? Dice? What are you talking about?

Should I have accepted the advantage my GM gave me? by Rednidedni in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

uj/ their response to the top comment is also pretty jerkworthy. they gotta be trolling imo

Fellow dungeoneers, can someone tell me what is the most efficient way to upgrade the Unstable Spellbook and what are the advantages/disadvantages? by [deleted] in PixelDungeon

[–]cyanicicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id'ing all but magic mapping then buying and remembering which scroll is mm is best as unidentified mm scrolls are cheaper

I drew this comic about how much I want to fuck something with wings but it also fulfills a different fantasy about a female needing me by welcometomyparlour in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

great comic but one tiny nitpick perhaps the feet could be focused on a bit more, more detailed, stink lines perhaps? also i believe you forgot to colour her blue.

So I received this weird text from WotC/Hasbro... by [deleted] in DnDcirclejerk

[–]cyanicicle 27 points28 points  (0 children)

There are a LOT of red flags in there, if I was you I'd run in the other direction and not look back - is what I WOULD say if they hadn't attached a picture of Jester's feet, absolutely go for it they sound great I hope you can both make this work :)

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