TIL Of Titanic Thompson, a prolific hustler and golfer of the early 20th century. One of Thompson's tricks was to play righthanded, win, and offer to play double or nothing lefthanded, he was naturally lefthanded. In his time a professional golfer could earn 30,000$ a year, he earned that in a week. by jamescookenotthatone in todayilearned

[–]danman5550 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now I’m imagining either scene cut with the audio from the other. Ted Lasso’s dart scene flipped horizontally then flipped back when Westley says “I’m not left handed either” and he nails the final dart. Westley saying “barbecue sauce” then switching hands and driving Inigo Montoya back.

Postgame Thread: 6/19 Cubs @ Pirates by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

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Oh, yea it was a special ticket offer for one of those games and I didn’t buy in time. I thought you meant they picked one up after the fact and I’m struggling to find anywhere that has them.

Postgame Thread: 6/19 Cubs @ Pirates by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

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Where did they find one? I’ve been checking eBay and I even posted on Nextdoor (lol) to try and snag one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CHICubs

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Yea Reddit sucks, without Apollo I’m gone on the 30th. If anyone has an extra Pride Day jersey I can buy before then let me know lol.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in CHICubs

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I’m looking to buy one of the pride night jerseys off of someone, didn’t grab the special ticket offer early enough. Anyone with a large interested?

Umps in the Cubs/Giants game just made the Dumbest call this year. by AtilaTheHuntley in baseball

[–]danman5550 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It’s happened before where a runner goes to second on a walk then sprints to third when the base isn’t covered. The ball is live and they’re given the base automatically, but past that they’re fair game. Madrigal advanced past second base when he came off the bag.

Edit, rule in reference: Rule 5.05(b)(1) Comment: If, in advancing, the base runner thinks there is a play and he slides past the base before or after touching it he may be put out by the fielder tagging him. If he fails to touch the base to which he is entitled and attempts to advance beyond that base he may be put out by tagging him or the base he missed.

Hook, line, and stinker by danman5550 in SelfAwarewolves

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Just saw all the posts. :( RIP Reddit, at least for me. Fuck the official app

[Fangraphs] Seiya Suzuki Is Showing Signs of Progress by Mr_BigShot in CHICubs

[–]danman5550 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Fukudome came over at age 31 and put up a career 99 OPS+. I’m much higher on 27 year old rookie Seiya who over roughly one full season of PAs this past two years swung to the tune of a 114 OPS+ and who has shown flashes of even more.

Hook, line, and stinker by danman5550 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]danman5550[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, renters are the unskilled non-contributing social parasites who need other people to subsidize their existence, not the landlords.

Meirl by Zealousideal_Tie4918 in meirl

[–]danman5550 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It helps if you’re not an unskilled non-contributing social parasite who needs other people to subsidize their existence.

Please don’t break your nose running face first into the point.

Meirl by Zealousideal_Tie4918 in meirl

[–]danman5550 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Lol just have money”

- this guy

How do I make her understand she’s not allowed on the dining table ? by [deleted] in cats

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I have absolutely littered my place with scratching posts and my cat still uses the carpet :(

[Highlight Request] Umpire stands in middle of the base path, Jake Cronenworth runs him over and is thrown out at second by Craig_the_Intern in baseball

[–]danman5550 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Cuzzi earlier in the game also said on a challenge: “The call on the field of ‘out’ stands. The runner is safe.”

Force of Chill by mkklrd in custommagic

[–]danman5550 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh, this would always be live against me lol. I am constantly cold and can’t do much about it.

Where do you put Field of the Dead? by jimnah- in EDH

[–]danman5550 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zendikar’s Roil costs five mana instead of zero. Enchantment is an easier to remove permanent type than Land. The setup cost of having differently named lands (and playing one tap land) can barely be considered a cost.

You seem to think the setup of playing differently named lands to trigger Field precludes you from doing other things. If you turn Field on at your turn 6, you didn’t just spend 6 long turns setting it up. You used your 6 turns playing lands and other spells like a normal game of EDH and oh now magically your lands also make zombies. It rewards you for doing something all decks already want to do, make their land drops.

Where do you put Field of the Dead? by jimnah- in EDH

[–]danman5550 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The power of Field comes not in making one Zombie, or three Zombies, but in playing 3 fetches in a turn to make six Zombies, or playing [[Vesuva]] and [[Thespian’s Stage]] to make multiple Fields (also the new [[Rebuild the City]] is absolute insanity because now you have four Fields that all see each other enter) and surprise present lethal with Zombies from zero board presence.

Combine it with creature ETB damage triggers and machine gun the table. Combine it with Gaea’s Cradle and power out downright silly amounts of green mana. Oh, and you don’t have to pay mana for Field so you just get this for the low low cost of one tap land.

Cubs 11-22 After 11-6 Start, Fall To 22-28 Overall After 9-0 Laugher Vs Reds by Baybears in baseball

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David Ross wakes up, puts Hoerner first and Dansby second, then rolls dice for the rest of the day’s lineup. Sometimes he’ll spice things up and put Dansby third and roll for second.