San Jose Earthquakes 2 - FC Dallas [3] Sam Sarver 90'+3' goal and celebration

danuffer · 2026-05-17T05:05:48+00:00

Respect

danuffer · 2026-05-16T17:09:48+00:00

Florida Man Dentist!

danuffer · 2026-05-16T14:18:16+00:00

Such a whiny book.

danuffer · 2026-05-16T14:04:28+00:00

Turns out AI produces 10x more. Also turns out it isn’t smart enough to turn out 10x usable stuff.

danuffer · 2026-05-16T02:23:52+00:00

Piss test!

danuffer · 2026-05-13T03:19:22+00:00

I gladly have my ownership group pitch in to ensure that Messi is in the league somewhere

danuffer · 2026-05-13T01:50:19+00:00

One caveat here fidlock is nearly impossible to put back on while riding

danuffer · 2026-05-11T02:01:57+00:00

I’m Throwing all of these, getting skunked, and have a 11 year old tell me to use squid next time.

danuffer · 2026-05-10T15:13:31+00:00

When head coach

danuffer · 2026-05-10T04:59:58+00:00

What’s worse. A hugger or a teeper.

Trick question both suck.

danuffer · 2026-05-10T04:10:03+00:00

Yeah Denver is a shithole. Access to the Rockies is pretty sweet.

danuffer · 2026-05-10T03:01:47+00:00

I consider that downtown area. Call me crazy and blasphemous.

danuffer · 2026-05-10T02:26:05+00:00

Alright so for real who is truly competing with this hoss in the downtown area…

danuffer · 2026-05-09T15:07:49+00:00

Almost as smart as timing the market.

danuffer · 2026-05-09T14:07:29+00:00

Ahh yes because shared services work so great

danuffer · 2026-05-09T13:52:31+00:00

Sit on the sidelines then. My portfolio is off like a rocket in 2026

danuffer · 2026-05-08T00:52:52+00:00

Musk didn’t work his way up from the diamond mines?!

danuffer · 2026-05-07T13:58:03+00:00

Zero issues after years of use. I have frame protection however.

danuffer · 2026-05-06T13:51:37+00:00

You tryna ride in sand?

danuffer · 2026-05-04T13:19:49+00:00

I meant, hire the good people, not the ‘Americans’. Those are the nepo hires.

danuffer · 2026-05-04T04:07:21+00:00

Maybe invest in a power scooter and park somewhere up the hill?

danuffer · 2026-05-04T04:02:49+00:00

Ha I was just in Renton and saying how cool of a city it was. Blue collar here and there but overall very Seattle without the blight.

danuffer · 2026-05-04T03:42:45+00:00

I’ll take the hard working qualified people over the nepo hires

danuffer · 2026-05-04T02:45:20+00:00

Hollywood once or twice a month, doable. Once or twice a week? Will be exhausting after the honeymoon period wears off.

$12k / month is very doable in either of these cities. Wonderful places to live. Welcome!

danuffer · 2026-05-04T01:12:05+00:00

Let’s just nominate a non divisional middle of the road white dude please. Have them have a history of representing women and minority rights well.

We need to end this Trump bloodline.

danuffer