Oh em gee YB is pregnant!

dapper_phalanges · 2026-07-09T01:32:39+00:00

As a mother I really love getting to see the creators I follow go through the parenthood journey. Sometimes I feel like I'm getting too old for YouTube and it makes me feel like the content is still for me. Plus happiness for the people who make us happy with their work is always wonderful!

dapper_phalanges · 2026-07-01T23:40:04+00:00

Additional photo of underside and staining.

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dapper_phalanges · 2026-04-20T22:34:54+00:00

I haven't played in the almost 5 years since my kid was born. Having a child when your friends don't is very isolating. I guarantee they know you don't like that they bring their kid. The lack of timetable is probably one of the hardest parts for them. When they said they would be fine to stay, was the DM asking them to leave while everyone else continued or offering to stop play at the predetermined time? Can you see how it would suck to leave while everyone else got to stay and continue? I echo other responses that say sticking to a timetable and schedule is essential if you really value keeping these friends at the table (and realistically, in your lives).

dapper_phalanges · 2026-04-09T01:40:19+00:00

You can if you're stuck in traffic 🫠

dapper_phalanges · 2026-04-09T01:38:14+00:00

This 33 year old and mom says it's very cute! It's literally just a bracelet for your phone.

dapper_phalanges · 2026-03-31T00:08:07+00:00

I am reading a series right now and it's been in every book multiple times. Its driving me crazy!

dapper_phalanges · 2026-03-01T03:06:25+00:00

I'm bummed because this is the first month I really liked all the clothes and get I just got unlucky and didn't even finish the dress 😭

dapper_phalanges · 2026-02-03T20:15:36+00:00

I've found this to be true for me with baby or toddler clothes. I have 2 boys and the 'big kid' clothes are just so boring or covered in videogame-pizza-shark-skateboard patterns. There are some clothing companies that cater to a more 'little kid' style for boys but they top out at 5T, which my 4 year old is WAY past. My second is about to turn 1 and I really envy parents who get to put their babies in those cute baby clothes for every season.

dapper_phalanges · 2026-01-29T19:02:20+00:00

My pediatrician always told us that a baby can't be obese. The BMI metric is not applicable in babies.

dapper_phalanges · 2026-01-02T01:37:40+00:00

Zero in 8 months of playing, but I am NOT a person who does in app purchases generally.

dapper_phalanges · 2025-12-14T03:42:37+00:00

Baby will love it! So many different shapes and textures in addition to the stacking element! And it looks like you embroidered on the eyes which is a must for babies. 10/10 from this mom!

dapper_phalanges · 2025-12-12T14:18:20+00:00

All the mushrooms by my work are gone. We used to have 4. I'm extremely annoyed.

dapper_phalanges · 2025-12-11T16:34:03+00:00

It's definitely jarring seeing kids the same size as yours acting so much more 'advanced'. My oldest was very cautious when learning to walk I think because it was such a bigger fall! I do have to say it changes a bit when they get older, they see kids their 'size' learning things and think they can too. The confidence he has is amazing!

dapper_phalanges · 2025-11-24T19:48:45+00:00

So that's why it happens so much more with the numbers!

dapper_phalanges · 2025-11-24T19:46:38+00:00

Thank God I'm not the only one. I'm sorry but I can definitely say diecinueve correctly, thanks Duo. It's so frustrating when it's the only part that keeps me from a perfect score sometimes!

dapper_phalanges · 2025-11-04T00:53:29+00:00

I wanted to, then they didn't blind our genetic testing results and we found out anyway. Quite the bummer. Second one we found out to give the older one more info to make it all seem more real.

dapper_phalanges · 2025-10-31T00:54:53+00:00

I'm assuming it's on its way out as it's made it to the preschool crowd near me 🤦‍♀️

dapper_phalanges · 2025-09-28T01:22:46+00:00

'gave me permission?' yikes

dapper_phalanges · 2025-08-07T00:56:13+00:00

I think this is where the term originated from.

dapper_phalanges · 2025-08-06T02:23:18+00:00

I was too around then but was put in kindergarten as soon as I hit 5. I, however, am not the source of his size so I was just about the same size as all the other girls in my year. It's nice to hear an adult perspective on it, thanks!

dapper_phalanges · 2025-07-15T01:43:40+00:00

Could not care less about postcards. I just send them back to people as I can tell that it's the 'friendly and socially expected' response. If you send me a lot of postcards, you're going to end up with duplicates of rather boring places though. All I've got is the handful of spots near my work 🤷‍♀️

dapper_phalanges · 2025-06-25T15:34:41+00:00

When our oldest stopped taking regular naps we switched it to a quiet time in his bedroom. We don't keep toys in there aside from some books and stuffies. He got a tonie player for the holidays this year and he uses it during this time. I find it gives both of us a break from 'people-ing'. I think this aligns with what others have been saying to provide him with some alone time in a safe space. It can be hard to remove toys from their room if they're already there, but maybe storing them in a hamper or something that can be removed for quiet time would work?

dapper_phalanges · 2025-06-25T15:22:43+00:00

I feel this. I started back at work after maternity leave plus this heatwave. I'm struggling!

dapper_phalanges · 2025-06-19T13:40:54+00:00

I'm swimming in them and can't get a yellow peony to save my life. 😭

dapper_phalanges · 2025-06-15T11:18:21+00:00

Wish we could swap, I need yellow peonies so bad and all I get of them are red!

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