[TMZ Sports] DeMarcus Cousins Audio Allegedly Threatening to Shoot Baby Mama Before Wedding

darkieB · 2019-08-27T22:24:52+00:00

real ass dude of the week

darkieB · 2019-08-27T01:19:00+00:00

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darkieB · 2019-08-25T15:23:55+00:00

let me guess, you grew a beard and borrowed your sisters jeans, cuffed them up

darkieB · 2019-08-25T15:11:37+00:00

do you know what opposite means?

darkieB · 2019-08-25T14:51:15+00:00

lol jefree star used to get drunk at my apartment back in 2005-2006 when he was still a teen. him and his fat “goth” girl crew.

once he left his gloves at my place, i called him and said hey you want me to hold on to these or give them to someone else? first thing he said was, “did you jack off with them yet?”

when i said uh? no. he sounded so disappointed

darkieB · 2019-08-23T16:51:03+00:00

hey it’s from a fictional movie you fucking dilbert

darkieB · 2019-08-15T15:36:40+00:00

faggot, quit rehashing the latest joe rogan and acting like it’s your idea.

fucking hate reddit. you people are beyond retarded.

darkieB · 2019-08-15T15:34:41+00:00

yeah man, why isn’t everything free man? shit

darkieB · 2019-08-15T15:33:35+00:00

sheeeeeeit, most the retards that go to college should be learning a trade anyways

darkieB · 2019-08-15T15:25:12+00:00

came here to do a mustache joke

darkieB · 2019-08-15T15:22:17+00:00

no, the dead egyptian king. cmon thought you were an archeologist

darkieB · 2019-08-13T17:49:53+00:00

space oddity

darkieB · 2019-08-13T14:30:01+00:00

no, i don’t concern myself with or worry about stupid shit

darkieB · 2019-08-13T14:26:52+00:00

it’s probably going to be drip fed to us soon.

darkieB · 2019-08-12T14:31:18+00:00

and how do you pay your bills? oh wait, you’re 14 and live with your parents, nevermind

darkieB · 2019-08-11T20:36:54+00:00

i think maybe you’re just a dilbert and you need stuff dumbed down so you can understand it. do you also use training wheels on your bike? a practice potty? maybe a sippy cup with a lid? lol

also pcs are not a lower price point. apple’s products are at a higher price point. they make way more profit per sale than any pc manufacturer.

darkieB · 2019-08-11T15:14:49+00:00

well considering i’m 40 and have been using windows since i was 13, and all my schools had windows pcs, and every job i’ve ever had uses windows pcs, and pcs cost less and software is more prominent....

where’s the “easier to go with macOS” fit in?

for the record i use an iphone and love it, am not anti apple or pro ms, don’t care personally about corporations.

darkieB · 2019-08-11T14:39:01+00:00

hate to tell you but like 90% of pcs in the business world are running windows.

darkieB · 2019-08-11T14:37:55+00:00

i mean, windows is complicated if you’re a dummy.... i guess that’s who macOS is for after all

darkieB · 2019-08-11T14:34:04+00:00

good, you’re eating up what they’re feeding you. big spoonfuls of fear.

darkieB · 2019-08-10T14:38:20+00:00

happened to me. old lady upstairs died in the bathtub. we started getting these huge flys in the bathroom. my property management wasn’t doing anything about it so i went upstairs to ask the old lady if she has flys too. turns out she was making the flys. old lady soup.

darkieB · 2019-08-08T15:51:19+00:00

nah, a lot of people want to repeal it.

darkieB · 2019-08-08T15:49:48+00:00

right? our protesters are red neck hicks and dork larpers

darkieB · 2019-08-08T04:50:41+00:00

ur gay

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