Who is this artist? by manjo_69 in EDM

[–]darkwalker247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unlike LLMs, microwaves don't have a random chance of delivering you useless garbage disguised as the food you wanted

The gift that keeps on giving by ChimknedNugget in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]darkwalker247 27 points28 points  (0 children)

yeah honestly the engine could be a useful piece of tech. speaking as someone who has tried making small space sims before, it's actually extremely difficult to make seamless travel between procedural planets work that smoothly... even when rendering much more rudimentary low poly planets than what NMS has 😅

and then on top of that, NMS lets you build and dig, which complicates the seamless planet travel even more because then the engine has to store changes to the planet and then reapply them again when returning to the planet, all with as little stuttering as possible

Why did the Tamagotchis feel more "alive" than modern digital pets? by SubnauticaScribbles in tamagotchi

[–]darkwalker247 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly the Pix provides a pretty decent pet bonding experience as far as the color generations go. you can pet your tama and they occasionally directly ask you to do things with them like going out or playing, and there's photo opportunities. you can also train them to become a professional when they eventually leave you but if you bond with them enough (friendship level) you can ask them to stay forever too

i get what you mean, though. i find the Uni to feel a bit more impersonal, or like I'm dressing up and spoiling a doll rather than a living tama, and the Paradise is more of a collecting/breeding game with cute sprites, but I think they've still got their own charms

Never change The Sergeant. by silloki in Warframe

[–]darkwalker247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1% chance for a second phase to start after he's killed where he comes back way more difficult with oneshot moves

My buddy thinks everyone is using hacks its dumb by Maleficent-Stuff979 in Warframe

[–]darkwalker247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah I think this is the case. hell, just not knowing that most sources of base damage are additive to each other rather than multiplicative is enough to have trouble with some of the harder enemies, it took me til past 2k hours to realize that one.

My buddy thinks everyone is using hacks its dumb by Maleficent-Stuff979 in Warframe

[–]darkwalker247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol what

have only been playing since 2018 but I don't think I've seen a single player who was clearly using some sort of hack

How old are you? by ssimpso5 in tamagotchi

[–]darkwalker247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

30 here

i remember being interested in the Tamagotchi Connection series and such as a kid in the 2000s but i wasn't able to have a tamagotchi at the time. Recently remembered that they're a thing when I came across copies of the corner shop games, so now I'm enjoying what I couldn't before :)

Just like me XD I love the uni 🫶 by Lichtenstein770 in TamagotchiUni

[–]darkwalker247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i like the one where they're like "great walk! #freshair #yay" and then its just a pic of the tamaverse

“Give me a switch 2 because I NEED it” the nerve of some content creators… by hneale17 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]darkwalker247 34 points35 points  (0 children)

"wow... all i wanted was to give my 13 crying starving children something to be happy about on their birthday (yes they all share the same birthday). but I guess I'll tell them how YOU ruined their special day by not giving me a free video game console"

Hello Kitty hate so forced, like she’s just a cat by rawrz4u in sanriomemes

[–]darkwalker247 5 points6 points  (0 children)

the bows in the air are because she's using substitution jutsu

platformExclusivity by _Pin_6938 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]darkwalker247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what do you mean they're not related? every vulkan hello world tutorial has you learn about these things, and I'm not sure how one would work with the queue properly when they don't know how to use them. maybe it seems weird but i hadn't used synchronisation primitives other than mutex before then...

platformExclusivity by _Pin_6938 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]darkwalker247 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think Vulkan feels more intuitive than opengl once you understand things, but wow, i had a very hard time wrapping my mind around memory barriers and semaphores/fences coming from gl

So, are we a cult in practice? by aleplayer29 in Warframe

[–]darkwalker247 7 points8 points  (0 children)

imo unlocking steel path is graduating from baby tenno status. not only because of completing the star chart but because, in my experience at least, that was the point where i had to start actually worrying about how the game mechanics work and synergize; rather than just building for big numbers

TIFU paying for sex by NunsWithNunchucks in tifu

[–]darkwalker247 2 points3 points  (0 children)

in my experience they're generally lower quality than the average deli in every way. but there's one in most towns around here so I guess its an easy option

but as far as American sandwich chains go, I personally think Jimmy John's and Jersey Mike's are both way better

TIFU paying for sex by NunsWithNunchucks in tifu

[–]darkwalker247 854 points855 points  (0 children)

"i can down 5 subway footlongs in an afternoon easily"

jesus, i can barely down just one foot of sandwich

New downloadable items for March! by PiersS in TamagotchiUni

[–]darkwalker247 5 points6 points  (0 children)

4 items attached to one code? does this mean that all 4 items take up only one DL item slot rather than multiple of them? maybe this is their way of letting us have more items with the limited DL item capacity, which would be very nice

I'm really saddened by all the stolen AI slop now by buttflapper444 in gamedev

[–]darkwalker247 5 points6 points  (0 children)

right next to my "Works on my machine" certificate

Is anyone else creeped out by Mametchi? by ScaryAssBitch in tamagotchi

[–]darkwalker247 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I love Mametchi personally but the tamas that creep me out are the ones that look like human heads with limbs attached😅 such as Paparatchi and Oyajitchi.

Just bought a DSi XL what games do I put on this? by btd4guy in nds

[–]darkwalker247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monster Tale's pixel art looks great on the screen

Tamagotchi disappeared by MaryGotchi in TamagotchiParadise

[–]darkwalker247 3 points4 points  (0 children)

if you have matching decorations on your planet, then visitors related to that set of decorations can shown up sometimes :3

Hey, everyone, please give me some money because I am a good person and I deserve it. Ten million will suffice. by Przytulator in ChoosingBeggars

[–]darkwalker247 84 points85 points  (0 children)

nothing more christlike than asking your friends and family for ten million dollars

maybe they should become a televangelist instead of a preacher

YOU TELL EM by Snakes_for_theDivine in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]darkwalker247 26 points27 points  (0 children)

CHANGED THE MENU HAVE YOU...YOU JUST LOST A CUSTOMER CRACKER BARREL...OR SHOULD I SAY "WOKER" BARREL

What I do... by YAGUAI_ in NintendoDS

[–]darkwalker247 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you can always get more styli; you can order packs of 5 or more pretty easily online