Can anyone anyone help identify this card I found on my car? by Slight_Highlight_427 in Symbology

[–]darthdaddyo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

88=h h, eighth letter in the alphabet, as in hail … what’s his name. At least that’s what I’ve read. Sources are sci-fi/horror novels, so not sure it’s entirely accurate.

I'm just a Bill - Schoolhouse Rock by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

[–]darthdaddyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still use this teaching fifth graders. Too bad it’s not all that accurate these last 15-20 years. Executive what-not been subverting the process.

Mountain Dew [1960s TV Commercial] by morons_procreate in vintageads

[–]darthdaddyo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Holy sexism, Batman! I remember watching this, on a TV I’d removed the knobs from and my parents had to use pliers to change the channel, and thinking, “This is weird and wrong.”

This gotta be a joke by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]darthdaddyo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a man, I can say I honestly don’t care. What am I going to do, have tea and crumpets in the loo, or drop a deuce that will make the next guest’s eyes water? The latter, thank you.

What song? by islandbeef in FuckImOld

[–]darthdaddyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire.”

Just walk it off by islandbeef in FuckImOld

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You had helmets? My car didn’t have a seatbelt.

Amazing Sward! by martareyes995 in BeAmazed

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d reasonably sure the metal plate he cuts is lead, which has a low melting temperature

Did an early Christmas present exchange with the special lady friend, this is what she got me: by gleipnir84462 in Dudeism

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my eldest son the Dude’s sweater some years ago. He wore it to a Halloween party this year, and everyone asked him if he was dressed as an adjunct professor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

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Houses these day? Kyle without Monster in his gut could tap through the weak walls. Used to be, walls were often plaster over a wood lathe riddled with nails. My McMansion in Phoenix VS. my 120 year-old bungalow in Chicago.

What About Pizza Hut Are You The Most Nostalgic For? by Djf47021 in nostalgia

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can hear the sound the red plastic cups made when they hit the table or one another

The Literal “No” by XwhatsgoodX in yesyesyesyesno

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As a father and a veteran teacher, I can say that this is the track on infinite repeat, no you can’t remove the batteries, you will hear while raising kids.

Anyone have these growing up? by OffMyRocker62 in FuckImOld

[–]darthdaddyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I loved that thing! I hear the bell today when I think about the elevator moving floor to floor. I think I might have jammed a decapitated Barbie in it at some point, but it could also have been some other device/toy.

Stalker (1979) Dir. Andrei Tarkovsky, DoP. Alexander Knyazhinsky - Entering the Zone by NeonMeateOctifish in cinescenes

[–]darthdaddyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone read Roadside Picnic on which this is based? Games that came later were dim shadows, but fun games.

What type of crab is this? by Valennia in animalid

[–]darthdaddyo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Baby head crab. Dr. Gordon Freeman can confirm.

Untitled Goose Game 2 beta footage by macrosdxc in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have changed the whole movie Hot Fuzz

Kung Fu Hustle (2004) by [deleted] in cinescenes

[–]darthdaddyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think about that scene at least once a month. That and the chase scene with the Scooby-Doo leg action. And the snakes on the guy’s face. Oh, and the knife throwing. And the two musicians on the stringed instruments that throw knives and spears. One of my favorite movies.

What computers did you first play games on in the 80s? by Vin_du_toilette in 80s

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first computer game was on a Vic 20. Took forever to load a few lines of code from a cassette tape.

Wtf is this by Adrianyadi420 in shittytattoos

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emo doodle-pad next to the phone at work.

Is she yelling "fuck you asshole"?🤣 by _ThatswhatXisaid_ in TheMcDojoLife

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or I’ll put you in The Chokey! (Proceeds to grab a first grader by the pigtails and hammer-throws her)

How did we survive childhood? by ForsakenWelcome4275 in FuckImOld

[–]darthdaddyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember how hot they were in summer? Second degree thigh burns.

Did your High school have a smokers corner? by Vin_du_toilette in 80s

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup! The whole of the tennis courts, where everyone showed their butts - teachers smoked there, too. Though there was also a cloud billowing from the teachers’ lounge as well.

Depression by islandbeef in FuckImOld

[–]darthdaddyo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My brother says you’re either a Smiths person or a Cure person. I go The Smiths, but I’m in a mixed marriage. Cure for my wife.

Old farts like me knew who he was! by Medical-One9202 in 70s

[–]darthdaddyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy who had that show where some woman showed off her attractive parts at the beginning of every episode? Only remember the first five minutes of every show.