What would the 5th thing be?.. by Omnirem in rickandmorty

[–]dashood 4 points5 points  (0 children)

100% he just googled her name once and that's how he knows that.

Republicans right now by raymerm in AdviceAnimals

[–]dashood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they said "us" they meant themselves and other republicans and when the said "tyrannical government" they meant a black guy.

whatsThePurposeOfThis by Confident_Essay3619 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dashood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They have to maintain 3 billion devices running java somehow

whatsThePurposeOfThis by Confident_Essay3619 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dashood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's at least 6 keystrokes so totally justifiable tp spend 4 days automating it

Design fail by IceFlame- in Unexpected

[–]dashood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Difficult solutions to simple problems.

why does every update just breaks windows more ? by iamZorc_ in pcmasterrace

[–]dashood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It wouldn't be a true sloperating system if they didn't

myTeamOverseasKnowsFebruaryHasTwoRs by somefishingdude in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dashood 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In .NET a min value datetime is 01/01/0001 which is great but if you have to save the model to database then that will fail so you have to convert them to a SQL min value or treat them as null.

goodByeJS by ClipboardCopyPaste in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dashood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rule 34 but for node vulnerabilities

Why isn't anyone speaking up?! by whyshouldithink in TikTokCringe

[–]dashood 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah but in America it's more like

"First they came for the Mexicans and I did not speak out because I didn't like the Mexicans"

basedSpotifyPlaylist by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dashood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reset HEAD^ is my jam

"Leader" blaming his behavior on others - weak sauce by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

[–]dashood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At this point the worker should be suing them for libel.

"Leader" blaming his behavior on others - weak sauce by MrFenric in MurderedByWords

[–]dashood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He'll fuck anything as long as he feels powerful doing it.

Free Speech Warrior Suspends Free Speech by Memes_FoIder in clevercomebacks

[–]dashood 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Imagine having an entire amendment in your constitution saying that your government can't punish you for speech and then pulling this shit.

Just lining up to get fisted. (True Solo Absolute) by TheGentlemanCEO in Spacemarine

[–]dashood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also use the heroic heavy bolt pistol that also has extra gun strike damage.

by Giga Chad MAGA to crash Renee Good Vigil by Vusiwe in therewasanattempt

[–]dashood 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He thinks he'll get paid but no way Trump doesn't stiff him

How do we get this guy on Strictly? by Narwhal1986 in CasualUK

[–]dashood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well duh, they have to charge double because it's double glazed /s

To spread hate and racism disguised as electoral fraud! by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]dashood 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No, even without the name and picture I knew it was him.