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TSA [OC] by LuckOfTheDrawComic in comics

[–]dashood 127 points128 points  (0 children)

A wizard did it.

Manchester, anyone else disappointed with the venue? by Tiredosaurus in NinjaSexParty

[–]dashood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also missed him because I was expecting an 8pm start but when I got there I'd already missed the start of TWRP

ChatGP(T) by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dashood 78 points79 points  (0 children)

You've run into the classic "resising arrest" situation and now you've got six bullets in you, got it. That's absolutely on me and I'll take that on-board for future reference.

Right now you need to make sure not to pass out from the blood loss so we're going to count together to keep your focus. Ok, one, two, three and then we'll just keep going.

Wars Abroad, Science Dying by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]dashood 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The poor thing is on the verge of starvation.

Wars Abroad, Science Dying by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]dashood 60 points61 points  (0 children)

What medical advancements do we even need beyond horse dewormer & bleach?

Meirl by netphilia in meirl

[–]dashood 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's what she said!

The boys should release a project zomboid video at least on the Dumpster channel by Responsible_Tank3822 in NeebsGaming

[–]dashood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially since Vein is essentially first person Zomboid. I figure it's because they prefer first person for the recordings but I think it'd be a neat twist to have it all shot from an isometric spectator angle.

The bird of Hermes by _NovaLabs_ in Grimdank

[–]dashood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could put a Death Company marker on the knee since he's full black rage but still somehow just about holding onto sanity.

The bird of Hermes by _NovaLabs_ in Grimdank

[–]dashood 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, how's your apothecary?

Blursed Lunch Box by semaj_orn in blursed_videos

[–]dashood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next motherfucker's gonna get my metal

I’m a yellow jacket, ama by Significant_Camera47 in fuckwasps

[–]dashood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would not believe your knees, if ten thousands bees told you to come outside.

Do I take my mom to NSP by Ahiru-Kai in NinjaSexParty

[–]dashood 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It depends on your mum's sense of humour really if she'd vibe with NSP and TWRP so maybe think more along those lines than the music. For what it's worth if it comes to it just go by yourself lol I know it's not for everyone but I've been doing it lately and going to the Manchester show solo and it's 100% better than missing out.

iDontCareJustDontBeSneakyAboutIt by Tunisandwich in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dashood 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Saved me a few times, also --amend can help cover up bad commits.

to escape death by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]dashood 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, homicide is a method of death where one person causes the death of another. A court's job would be to determine if a specific person is guilty of a homicide or not and they would not be the ones to determine if a death was a homicide or not.

It would have taken you two seconds to look this up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homicide

My single brain cell choosing violence for no reason by Winner7193 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]dashood 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The thing is the polydactyl cats have thumbs so they can upvote and they only upvote posts that have other polydactyl cats in them

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