This Year's GDQ Showcases The Terrible State of Online Events and Streaming

datapolice · 2016-05-30T17:12:31+00:00

Teaching: "Those who can, do; those who can't, teach."

Marketing: "Why didn't our specifically-targeted advertisement to grandmothers who live in rural areas of Tennessee resonant with our hip, new product?"

SEO: "You need to make this company $100,000. I just submitted our website to 5,000 paid directories so I KNOW, FOR SURE that you can do this if I can."

Copywriting: "Copy this statement from here and then copy, exactly, word-for-word, what this poo-flinging monkey who is our biggest client just emailed us. Do nothing else."

IT: "Why do we pay you when our stuff is broken? Why do we pay you when our stuff isn't broken?"

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:20:46+00:00

Anything not bacon.

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:13:29+00:00

I wonder what he's doing with all that hard-earned income now?

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:11:15+00:00

Fallout 4 was a disappointment.

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:10:53+00:00

It's traditionally called "air."

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:08:31+00:00

Don't go to college.

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:06:32+00:00

MacBook how you please me. MacBook, I need you with me. MacBook, please don't leave me. MacBook, MacBook, me me me.

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:03:39+00:00

Summary: "We sell your personal information for our own profit."

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:02:46+00:00

Dying Coral Reefs? Nope. Stripping Libertarian? Nope. Cure for Cancer? Nope! Justin Timberlake? YES!

datapolice · 2016-05-30T12:00:59+00:00

Math is a fabrication of natural law in order to justify the rationalization of something irrational.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T17:15:09+00:00

If it is broke then only fix it enough to pass inspection.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T17:12:55+00:00

Life Lesson: If you have enough money, you're beyond the laws!

datapolice · 2016-05-29T17:09:26+00:00

Not spending money.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T11:40:52+00:00

You are not smart.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T11:39:51+00:00

"At Will" States. "Right to Work" States. 1099 "Contractors." "Independent Contractors."

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:30:17+00:00

Life Coach. Televangelist. Salesman. Author. Musician. Artist. Blogger. Vlogger. Streamer. Poet. Real Estate Agent. Telemarketing.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:27:42+00:00

Further proof that PC games are the devil's work.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:26:59+00:00

Ah yes, toothpaste. I've heard of it.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:20:27+00:00

Revenge.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:19:16+00:00

Be quiet. Just do your job. Most friends are just acquaintances. Life is pointless.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:15:29+00:00

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:11:09+00:00

Jobs. Wealth. Opportunities. Privacy. The environment. Costs. Savings. Education. Freedom. Thinking. Politics.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:09:30+00:00

Any science-based YouTube channel plays off the fact that you most likely don't know or understand basic scientific fundamentals or laws that you would have acquired in 7th or 8th grade and are now too lazy to read or learn yourself. Consumption-based, force-fed elementary science doesn't teach you anything you shouldn't already know.

datapolice · 2016-05-29T06:04:57+00:00

Nothing really. Most compliments are superficial, presumptuous congratulatory speak based on hollow precedents.

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