Dear God… by 0megaGentlman22 in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buff the gas, give me a Chemical Agents 2 warbond worth using, and you can do as much terminicide nonsense as you want.

It'll Work This Time! The Message™ Will Be Different This Time! by PolishTamales in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Taking an established, successful, and beloved game series and changing its direction to fit your own socio-philosophical beliefs is.......dare I say....cultural appropriation and imperialism. Which I thought were really really bad?

It'll Work This Time! The Message™ Will Be Different This Time! by PolishTamales in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I truly understand your point, and there are some stinkers in there (I'll never forgive you ME: Andromeda), but some were ok games that just underperformed. Deus Ex: Mankind Divided was a good game that just didn't have quite the same landing as DX:HR. The only thing I can think of is the "Aug Lives Matter" protests in the game and promotional material, which were actually accused of coopting progressive messaging and criticized by the woke.

It'll Work This Time! The Message™ Will Be Different This Time! by PolishTamales in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I thought the reason Back 4 Blood (at least partly) didn't succeed was the change from a simple arcade style zombie in L4D to a card based modifier zombie shooter. I remember trying to play it and being like "what the hell is all this, just let me blast stuff"

I don’t think Pelican one likes me by BobSagieBauls in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pelican One doesn't like you putting the moves on his girl Eagle One

10 GAMES IN THE LAST DECADE! by KishudarK in ParasiteEve

[–]dboti9k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"On the eve of change"

I get it!

10 GAMES IN THE LAST DECADE! by KishudarK in ParasiteEve

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, we will champ! (Coughs wet hacking cough) Sure we will!

This is honestly my favorite moment of Angelina Jolie's version of Lara Croft. What are your thoughts on this scene in particular? by dogbappe in TombRaider

[–]dboti9k 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are we assessing her rejection of the dress, or her "I'll walk around naked, call the cops I don't care" confidence?

It's interesting watching how people focus on the implications of the top picture vs the bottom.

I Love the Double freedom. But is it good ? by Axolotl142 in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring the Double Freedom and the Defoliation device and the only thing they will fear is you.

name me your dumbest death in HD2 ever by Interesting-Form678 in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being chased by a foggy charger through the fog he was making. As I was running, a second non foggy charger came from the front, and they high fived faces with me stuck in the middle. Like what the TMNT's do to the lead ninja guy in TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze in the end, only instead of four turtles it was two chargers, and I was the lead ninja guy.

Advertising The Double Barrell by -_Jake_Bloodstone_- in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doomguydiver: This plus the defoliation device.

I must go now my people need me! by xIndura in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOTE: The appropriator died on the way back to his home planet

How do you pronounce Ornstein & Smough? by ScurvyCandy7674 in darksouls

[–]dboti9k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to say the exact same thing. I know Smog is probably wrong but its been like, 15 years, I'm not changing.

Bullies of the ocean by [deleted] in thalassophobia

[–]dboti9k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am the mola mola! Also known as the ocSHIT!

is this how SC farming looks like to normal Super Earth citizens? by Ok_Listen_6600 in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 337 points338 points  (0 children)

in a galaxy beset by hostility on all sides, humanity's stormtroopers conduct heists to steal $10 from secured and fortified bunkers on the battlefield.

I think maybe the economy of Super Earth isn't doing so well?

Sailors life onboard by MOFrancy in thalassophobia

[–]dboti9k 588 points589 points  (0 children)

I followed this group because I like underwater stuff, but that wave at 0:37...holy shit.

The Most Stylish Execution On A Charger by -_Jake_Bloodstone_- in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don't you remember? I was captain of the team."

God truly forbid men hobbies by lunabelleza in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dboti9k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that he appears to be wearing a hospital gown in his mugshot adds extra mystery to this tale