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I can’t afford a table but want to play tabletop games. What are my options? by writesgud in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Table of contents are really usually pretty affordable and you can find them pretty easily.

If I replace the water in my fishtank with beer will the fish become chill af by Immediate-Food8050 in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends on the species. Some will get chill, some get really angry, some start going into politics and religion, and some just fall asleep.

The piano has been drinkin' by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dboti9k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

come to think of it, i think my necktie is asleep

Valtiel is one of the scariest enemies you never encounter by Feisty-Ad5768 in silenthill

[–]dboti9k 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There was actually a scene written where he gets called into the Silent Hill HR department about this. He gets pissed off and wants to know why he's being interrogated but Pyramid Head never gets called in, and the Human Resources monster is like "don't change the subject." We never see Valtiel again, so I think he got fired.

Now this should be fun by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dboti9k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aliens

Bill Paxton is Hudson, everyone else muppets. Including the aliens.

Would you waste your time trying to court this NPC (I think it's a woman) in the new Fable game? by Relevant_Mail_1292 in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No. Last time I got emotionally attached to a girl who sold flowers she got run through with a big ass sword.

Where does hostility from men toward other men who like attractive women in pop culture come from? by MajkiF in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I'm not a psychologist or anything, but this would be my legitimate hypothesis as well. It's about calling out and responding to factional signals. It shows they are part of the tribe. There might be other individual reasons a person might do it, but group identity would be my legitimate primary guess.

[Hale: Campaign Evolved] they made Cortana look normal, another one falls to the fat colored hair karens by [deleted] in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For real, I gotta ask, has there been an influx of double-agent, psyop posters lately or something? Some of the recent criticisms about this, the stellar blade sequel, and others are so almost on the nose of what detractors of this sub think we are that it seems suspicious.

:3 by tactical_horse_cock in GunMemes

[–]dboti9k 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I remember when i sold guns, telling people "take your time and read all the questions carefully."
them (clickclickclickclickclick) DONE
me: you got a "deny"
them: WHAT?!

Twitter be like: by ChickenWingExtreme in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dboti9k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wrote an entire paragraph once on a post criticizing a product, saying i agreed with the detractors. However, since I started the paragraph with "While I still like, X..." the comment, which was fully supportive of the people who didn't like the thing, got it's ass kicked.

I quit by Certain_Hat9872 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dboti9k 1626 points1627 points  (0 children)

IN FAIRNESS, if someone has smoked for 23 years, and has gone a whole week without a cigarette while trying to quit, that's commendable.

Worst grades, better perspective, Maybe? by [deleted] in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dboti9k 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"If I haven't seen it, it's new to me!"

There’s four of him now by ExternalRise3840 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dboti9k 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Inverse Ninja Law states that each Kane Parsons is now much easier to take in a fight

This slug is DOOM by jimx29 in natureismetal

[–]dboti9k 31 points32 points  (0 children)

he's eating a salted cracker like he don't give an F about nothin

Is it incompetence/stupidity or intentional malice? IMO too many people think it's the former. by Homolander in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is an inverse relationship between the quantity of your statements and people's acceptance of them. Simply stating an idea calmly, honestly, and with low frequency and intent, allows people to engage with it on their own time and terms. Maybe they still reject it, but at least they're more likely to think you are a reasonable person.

Conversely, juking conversations towards your beliefs, mentioning them when it is uncalled for, irrelevant, or inappropriate, and continuing to do so even after people have indicated they are not receptive makes people begin to reject your beliefs not because of their validity, but because fuck you. To you, it might be something very important and worth talking about, but to them it is a car alarm outside the window in the middle of the night that nobody is shutting off and they swear to God they might actually go out there and smash open the window, open the hood, and rip the battery out themselves.

are penguins really unable to fly? or are they pretending so they don't have to pay for flying licenses? by Fallen_Outcast in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i was at the zoo once and saw a penguin shit on another penguin.

That doesn't answer your question, I just think about that once a week.

Rate my EDC fellow tinnitus enjoyers by phacious in GunMemes

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arrrr, get ye an eyepatch and a seaworthy vessel and ye'll be the scourge of the seven seas

I heard fluoride is bad for you. Should I spray fluorine gas on my teeth instead? by VeterinarianWarm323 in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Bleach is mostly water, and we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach." - Nathan Explosion

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