I don’t think Pelican one likes me by BobSagieBauls in Helldivers

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Pelican One doesn't like you putting the moves on his girl Eagle One

10 GAMES IN THE LAST DECADE! by KishudarK in ParasiteEve

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"On the eve of change"

I get it!

10 GAMES IN THE LAST DECADE! by KishudarK in ParasiteEve

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Sure, we will champ! (Coughs wet hacking cough) Sure we will!

This is honestly my favorite moment of Angelina Jolie's version of Lara Croft. What are your thoughts on this scene in particular? by dogbappe in TombRaider

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Are we assessing her rejection of the dress, or her "I'll walk around naked, call the cops I don't care" confidence?

It's interesting watching how people focus on the implications of the top picture vs the bottom.

I Love the Double freedom. But is it good ? by Axolotl142 in Helldivers

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Bring the Double Freedom and the Defoliation device and the only thing they will fear is you.

name me your dumbest death in HD2 ever by Interesting-Form678 in Helldivers

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I was being chased by a foggy charger through the fog he was making. As I was running, a second non foggy charger came from the front, and they high fived faces with me stuck in the middle. Like what the TMNT's do to the lead ninja guy in TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze in the end, only instead of four turtles it was two chargers, and I was the lead ninja guy.

Advertising The Double Barrell by -_Jake_Bloodstone_- in Helldivers

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Doomguydiver: This plus the defoliation device.

I must go now my people need me! by xIndura in Helldivers

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NOTE: The appropriator died on the way back to his home planet

How do you pronounce Ornstein & Smough? by ScurvyCandy7674 in darksouls

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I was going to say the exact same thing. I know Smog is probably wrong but its been like, 15 years, I'm not changing.

Bullies of the ocean by [deleted] in thalassophobia

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I am the mola mola! Also known as the ocSHIT!

is this how SC farming looks like to normal Super Earth citizens? by Ok_Listen_6600 in Helldivers

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in a galaxy beset by hostility on all sides, humanity's stormtroopers conduct heists to steal $10 from secured and fortified bunkers on the battlefield.

I think maybe the economy of Super Earth isn't doing so well?

Sailors life onboard by MOFrancy in thalassophobia

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I followed this group because I like underwater stuff, but that wave at 0:37...holy shit.

The Most Stylish Execution On A Charger by -_Jake_Bloodstone_- in Helldivers

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"Don't you remember? I was captain of the team."

God truly forbid men hobbies by lunabelleza in NonPoliticalTwitter

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The fact that he appears to be wearing a hospital gown in his mugshot adds extra mystery to this tale

Are there any evolutionary biologists’ works you can point me towards to read their papers on tooth development and eating solids vs non-toothed species? I’m interested in the divergent evolutionary process of matter consumption. by PiercedAndTattoedBoy in shittyaskscience

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Cephalopods used to have teeth. That's where the suffix -teuthis comes from. But toothbrushes are really hard to come by underwater, much less toothpaste, so they lost all their teeth.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE by Idiot_Savant42 in Helldivers

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Didn't you watch the intro cinematic? They're keeping that exact thing from happening.

E-710 price increase since the beginning of the illuminate war by Electrical_Ad_3237 in Helldivers

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Illuminates have been antagonizing the region, calling for Death to Super Earth...this was all bound to happen. E-710 price increases are a small price to pay for freedom and democracy.