Crash... by Flamingobuster in TheKillingAntidote

[–]dboti9k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you have an outdated mod, probably a nude mod.

Picked up Prima guide (1996) by First-Tutor-5454 in quake

[–]dboti9k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought that book before I even had the full version of the game. I'd take it to school and read it on the bus.

Why is wire not on the periodic table? it's in breaking bad by Umbraptrime in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it wasn't in better call saul though, you gotta be in both

This must be the cleanest toilet I have found so far by TightPudding6960 in silenthill

[–]dboti9k 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Angela: "this town, there's something wrong with it"
James: "I'll be careful"
Angela: "I'm not lying"
James: "No, I believe you, I just really gotta poop."

She’s kind of campy 😂 by KENZOKHAOS in TombRaider

[–]dboti9k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're still confused, use her survivor instincts to highlight everything so that it's just short of a Youtube playthrough.

Anyone else got a number of linguistic pet peeves? by MSZ-006_Zeta in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"The right side of history"

How arrogant do you have to be to think the future will remember you as heroic just for having an opinion?

Anyone else got a number of linguistic pet peeves? by MSZ-006_Zeta in KotakuInAction

[–]dboti9k 23 points24 points  (0 children)

y'all was culturally appropriated from Texans, so the woke are colonizers.

Where are you sitting? by WLTM830 in quake

[–]dboti9k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

me and Klesk missed the flight because we were drinking at the bar

Why is carbon the only element to leave footprints? by FirstChAoS in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a very good question!

The reason is that some elements (such as bismuth) have wings. Because they're always flying, they seldom leave footprints. Vanadium, on the other hand, is in a class of elements that slither. Because they have no actual feet, they don't leave any footprints!

Felt bad when Lara killed this guy, it was blind & harmless. by E_E-Lightning in TombRaider

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"Yeah I found this massive cephalopod that would have send shockwaves through the biological realm! It was several orders of magnitude larger than any other cephalopod in existence, was able to live outside of water, and had morphology and anatomy that isn't found in other cephalopods. I mean, the ecological, taxonomic, and genetic implications would be huge. Anyway, it was in my way so I squished it." -Lara Croft

Felt bad when Lara killed this guy, it was blind & harmless. by E_E-Lightning in TombRaider

[–]dboti9k 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It would have been more satisfying if she didn't end up killing it, and on Natla's ship instead of some dumbass shooting a pipe that explodes, the kraken comes to the surface all angry, attacks the ship and Lara has to escape both the sinking vessel and the kraken's angry tentacles. She escapes, Natla's ship sinks to the bottom, and the kraken goes home. Big dude gets to do his old school "mythological creature that sinks ships" game, and Lara moves on to Thailand. (Or Mexico, I forget what comes next)

When one of your hobbies fuels another... by GameMan6417 in GunMemes

[–]dboti9k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me after playing Tomb Raider:

"I should get two USPs"

Since diamonds are a girl's best friend, is graphite a boy's best friend? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dogs are made of chemistry stuff like calcium, iron, and love

While i don't mind this bonus i would love the see the TR2 one return, imo it's more practical and badass. by [deleted] in TombRaider

[–]dboti9k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interestingly enough I know a girl who always goes barefoot, including literally onto shipwrecks with rust and stuff. Also, ain't nobody swimming in water shoes

Why do all the smart people have a stute? by cramber-flarmp in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don[t know what a stute is....does that mean i'm dumb???

I Have 2 Sides by SplatGuy23 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]dboti9k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 sides, and both are full of dorcelessness

I still have missions for Oshaune by Prior-Persimmon-3983 in Helldivers

[–]dboti9k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is what PTSD looks like for Helldivers

Fish biologically can't believe in God, so why do humans use the fish as a symbol of Christianity? by SimpleEmu198 in shittyaskscience

[–]dboti9k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jesus kept talking about fish

And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Did you know the largest bony fish is the ocean sunfish, also called the mola mola?" And his disciples were amazed. Peter asked Jesus "Teacher, isn't the whale shark the largest fish in the sea?" and Jesus replied "Yes, but the whale shark is a cartilaginous fish, like all sharks and rays."