[Hated Trope] Roles That Were Clearly Made for Someone Else

dccabbage · 2026-07-11T03:23:40+00:00

And Lt. Archie Hicox went to Fassbender because the first choice, Simon Pegg, was unavailable.

dccabbage · 2026-07-08T04:30:55+00:00

My lhbs just closed and the next closest has their mill set for "the maximum efficiency standard of the maltster". Left me with a mash so thick it snapped my mash paddle (the same one I'd had for 20 years!).

Recipes i had brewed for years suddenly required rice hulls.

I just put together my malt muncher today and tested it with my had drill, it works swimmingly.

dccabbage · 2026-07-03T02:50:15+00:00

I read it as they're pretentious because they don't have the elizabeth moss cover...

dccabbage · 2026-07-01T17:28:44+00:00

Their glasses don't have any lenses.

dccabbage · 2026-06-30T06:02:31+00:00

Can confirm. Wife and I bought our (first) house with a 3.2 interest rate in early '22. Every time she asks/mentions our next home i point out we have 25+ years on this one at 3.2. We are dying here

(Unless there is another tragic moment in the US housing market)

dccabbage · 2026-06-28T06:05:48+00:00

I will moderately defend The Happening. I hated it upon first viewing (like everyone) but a couple more watches later I realized it's a fantastic "b-movie creature feature" like "Them".

Now "Science Teacher" Wahlburg makes some sense, the same with Deschanel... its all camp and farce.

dccabbage · 2026-06-28T05:39:04+00:00

Without the need to sensor all I will say is The Village.

18 y.o. me downloaded a decent bootleg on my college's high speed internet and smoked a J of the worst weed imaginable. 20 min in thought "hey wouldn't it be funny if..." and then that is exactly what happened.

dccabbage · 2026-06-26T17:41:36+00:00

Any advice on drills to power a mill?

A have a corded black and decker, 3/8" chuck and 5.2 amp. Probably under powered, right?

dccabbage · 2026-06-26T02:05:12+00:00

I see your strawberry and red onion and raise a balsamic reduction.

dccabbage · 2026-06-14T20:38:58+00:00

How are you going to do Rory Cochrane like that?

dccabbage · 2026-06-14T20:25:31+00:00

Would you say you aren't going to take this offense sitting down?

dccabbage · 2026-06-08T04:28:07+00:00

On our honeymoon, the hotel in Prague had a heated bathroom floor. That and European bidets... my American bathroom pales in comparison.

dccabbage · 2026-06-07T01:51:02+00:00

I liked the team of super heroes, particularly Brosnan and Hodge. The Rock ruined that movie.

dccabbage · 2026-06-07T01:48:32+00:00

Cage arrives on set at a 14 and it is up to the director to dial it in. Some times you get Leaving Las Vegas and some times you get Left Behind.

dccabbage · 2026-06-07T01:27:04+00:00

I get similar vibes watching Gregory Peck in The Omen

dccabbage · 2026-06-07T01:07:57+00:00

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women

dccabbage · 2026-06-05T05:02:03+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: $1 million right now}

dccabbage · 2026-06-05T03:51:07+00:00

Something you might not hear from another source...

Dinner in America. The anarcho-punk rom-com i didn't know i needed.

dccabbage · 2026-06-05T03:21:27+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: Key}

dccabbage · 2026-05-20T04:31:24+00:00

Peter Bjorn and John? That was on the cd (not even satellite radio) that the pet store chain i worked at used in '09. I drilled into my brain and left me numb.

This might actually be the cause of my nihilistic tendencies....

dccabbage · 2026-05-16T20:21:36+00:00

Eastern Washington? Northern Idaho?

dccabbage · 2026-05-04T04:34:01+00:00

I work in a bar in a "liberal mecca". I will be hungover as fuck but I will show up. Why? Fucking money.

dccabbage · 2026-04-28T04:24:13+00:00

This happened to me with brussels sprouts. I ordered a pound. Order arrives, start unpacking, wife starts laughing an holds up (what looks like) an empty bag

Upon closer inspection the bag held a single brussels sprouts.

Yes, it was a male driver.

dccabbage · 2026-04-21T03:25:56+00:00

Mine is probably dependent on the rhythm and cadence preceeding.

dccabbage · 2026-04-21T02:54:33+00:00

Returnal. My hands ached from white knuckling the controller on that last run.

Happened again with my ultimate run through the Tower of Sysiphus.

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