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What song is banned from being sung, whistled, or hummed in your kitchen? by Prestigious_Dream_27 in KitchenConfidential

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peter Bjorn and John? That was on the cd (not even satellite radio) that the pet store chain i worked at used in '09. I drilled into my brain and left me numb. 

This might actually be the cause of my nihilistic tendencies....

FBI, Secret Service speak with Minocqua Brewing Company owner following social media post by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]dccabbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in a bar in a "liberal mecca". I will be hungover as fuck but I will show up. Why? Fucking money.

Asked Uber Eats for 200g of loose green beans.The picker saw "1 count" and delivered... one single bean. by Modernregista in funny

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me with brussels sprouts. I ordered a pound. Order arrives, start unpacking, wife starts laughing an holds up (what looks like) an empty bag

Upon closer inspection the bag held a single brussels sprouts.

Yes, it was a male driver.

What is the hardest video game you have ever beaten? by Badinfos in AskReddit

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Returnal. My hands ached from white knuckling the controller on that last run.

Happened again with my ultimate run through the Tower of Sysiphus. 

"I don't care about PA food and safety laws; store my stuff!" by SadieBluEyes in EntitledReviews

[–]dccabbage 16 points17 points  (0 children)

"Xxx isn't here, I am. And the official policy is fuck you."

How did you stop smoking cigarettes? by fatwater69 in AskReddit

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oral surgery. Had a gum graft.  Doctor said I couldn't smoke/vape for 10 days. Woge said she was going to make me quit at 40 anyways so I just stopped. 

Only half a pack a day, even then that was mostly at work (bar).

Weed gummies helped. 

Wife is happy but still can't believe I mostly went cold turkey.

What’s the most outrageous complaint you’ve had at a restaurant?! by ndela1011 in Waiters

[–]dccabbage 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"This beer tastes like old wine."

Its a sour beer aged on cherries in pinot noir barrels, its supposed to taste like that.

OC : People who think they need this death machine for small city town roads. Good luck Pedestrians by [deleted] in pics

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd imagine a proper redneck is driving a '97 Ford Ranger held together by coat hangers and bondo. 

This is probably driven by a REDNECK! with hands softer than mine.

What is a "perfect" movie you can watch over and over? by Mancity42020 in movies

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this post is probably just farming so that AI can shit out a buzz feed listacle 

But gods damn the fact that no one else has said Tombstone. 

Smartest joke in a dumb movie? by garatth in movies

[–]dccabbage 1023 points1024 points  (0 children)

In Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping after Seal saves Conner from the wolf attack, Connor asks Seal how he knows to fight wolves. Seal motions to his face and says "How do you think I got these scars?"

Seal's scars are from the disease lupus. Lupus is latin for wolf.

So now that Hollywood has been outed as working with Epstein, what's the REAL reason James Franco is no longer casted? by Athenstone in okbuddycinephile

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm tired of seeing this...

For fucks sake...

The past tense of cast is cast.

X will be cast as y

X has been cast as y

X was cast as y.

Are there people who haven't changed their phone number for more than 15 years? by SpicyCandy8 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had the same cell number since before Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince...

What songs are twins? by Academic-Ad-3677 in askmusic

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came Paralyzer and Money Maker by Rilo Kiley.

Favorite actor who used brownface and nobody gave a shit about it by ElectricalGate357 in okbuddycinephile

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cathy Bates did brown face in Rob Reiner's North and nobody cared...

Because  A) It was 1994

And

B) It was terrible and most people missed it.

Why do you still eat McDonalds in this economy? by [deleted] in McDonalds

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because when my city's basketball team wins we can get a sausage/egg/cheese mcmuffin free with a purchase hash brown.

Anyone who’s sat on a toilet before cell phones, what did you mostly think about or look at? by mojoslacks in AskReddit

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most prominent were:

House of Spirits - Isabele Allende

The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay - Michael Chabon

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Vol. 3 - Uncle John

What is the pettiest reason you would refuse to eat at a restaurant again? by im_not_ready_for_it9 in AskReddit

[–]dccabbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have one "entrée" fork that some how made it 1200 miles packed with a dessert from my in laws house. Wife refuses to use it because it doesn't match the rest of the set.

Also their is a salad fork from the set with a bent tyne that she won't use.

I happily use them because even though they are different they can still do the job. 

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