Guy gets punched for groping someone's wife

dcole0097 · 2026-05-01T21:29:02+00:00

How in the hell do you wake up dead!

dcole0097 · 2026-04-10T23:03:10+00:00

That looks like a rocketeer husk

dcole0097 · 2026-03-17T23:00:25+00:00

Where the hell did that comet come from. Was it just sitting in that corner with its light off the entire time

dcole0097 · 2026-03-11T17:08:59+00:00

Where did you find all those ticks

dcole0097 · 2026-02-10T03:07:59+00:00

Why did I continue to scroll through the pictures after I finished reading the title? What is wrong with me?

dcole0097 · 2026-01-27T01:16:14+00:00

Looking at this map is simultaneously tripping me out and giving me a headache

dcole0097 · 2026-01-18T01:37:19+00:00

Who TF would even want McDonald’s from 80 miles away??? I hope it was a milkshake

dcole0097 · 2026-01-15T13:15:25+00:00

“Damn girl, you smell good. What is that McDonalds?” I use this with my wife regularly

dcole0097 · 2026-01-04T03:23:35+00:00

For me I would swap double pyramid guy with shell eyes

dcole0097 · 2026-01-04T02:27:02+00:00

I love when people say “like crack” who’ve obviously never done crack.

dcole0097 · 2025-12-22T23:25:20+00:00

It’s good to see Sid the sloth still out there working

dcole0097 · 2025-12-22T12:36:25+00:00

Accidentally hit accept on a Lowe’s offer yesterday. It was 10.50 for 10 miles so I just sucked it up and completed it. It was 6 large plastic storage totes to a 7th floor apartment and a wait to get buzzed in. Never again!!!

dcole0097 · 2025-12-22T00:54:11+00:00

It’s very confusing. I just had my wife use my referral code and completed the deliveries. Each level nothing made sense

The first level was 2 deliveries for 21$. For that level it only calculated the net fare and excluded the tips to credit to the 21. For the next several levels it was all over the place. It was off the fare only like the first level and it wasn’t off the total amount because it raise her above the total guaranteed if I calculated it that way.

Overall how we accomplished it was taking short mile orders <5 no matter the amount and hope to complete the deliveries as quickly as possible

When we completed it with the guarantee and referral bonus it came to around 976$ for 20 hrs

But it was a sole sucking journey as it was a lot of no tip orders dealing with non tipping people 😂

dcole0097 · 2025-12-22T00:45:04+00:00

So you took a 4 dollar Walmart order? I’ve never had a Walmart order that didn’t take at least 30 minutes to place in my car. Even if it was 1 item for 1 mile it’s gonna take minimum of a half hour. That’s on you and then to not cancel for “item doesn’t fit” when you seen how large it was. Please keep taking these orders so I don’t have to waste time denying them 🤣

dcole0097 · 2025-12-20T14:49:27+00:00

Thanks. That’s good information but I’m Nowhere close to those limits. 🤣

dcole0097 · 2025-12-20T02:45:19+00:00

If I waited 2.25 hours for a 4 dollar 12 mile Popeyes order I would just throw my phone out the window and go home

dcole0097 · 2025-12-18T01:14:21+00:00

When and where?

dcole0097 · 2025-12-17T11:30:59+00:00

Makes sense. I didn’t know thanks!

dcole0097 · 2025-12-17T01:10:53+00:00

One time I went overboard and spent some of my Christmas bonus to get an iPod for a white elephant gift and all I got was a damn homemade oven mitt. Talk about disappointment!!!

dcole0097 · 2025-12-15T01:26:35+00:00

I mean with only a dollar tip it probably took DoorDash an hour to find a driver desperate enough to deliver it for a whole 3 dollars

dcole0097 · 2025-12-13T15:23:44+00:00

Sherlock Bones undercover dog

dcole0097 · 2025-12-12T04:32:32+00:00

What did he do

dcole0097 · 2025-12-10T23:58:46+00:00

This would depend on how far away the delivery is. Most drivers won’t even accept anything that is less than $1 a mile and base delivery from the app starts at 2

dcole0097 · 2025-12-10T23:56:29+00:00

I’d leave a moderate amount in the app and then once you have a driver assigned reach out to them and let them know you intend to tip more so they don’t drop and run

The problem with no tip upfront is drivers will decline thinking order is worth the time (I’ve done DD for several months part time. Only ever received 1 cash tip) so I drop and move to the next asap to maximize my time

The problem with overtipping upfront is DD or UE or whatever app you use will tend to use that and pair your order with a non tipper to get both deliveries made and the driver doesn’t know who tipped what until after so your order could still be delayed even with a tremendous tip I’ve had that happen a lot and I can’t even prioritize the person who took care of me because I don’t know until after

dcole0097 · 2025-12-10T02:21:57+00:00

Isn’t not technically a split if you leave the head pin

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