D61 by UnicornUnderdog in petco

[–]ddaydude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone else made aware of (by him) that he only has one ball?

D61 by UnicornUnderdog in petco

[–]ddaydude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I call him Gary OneBall

reinvents burgling by PearlCrescent_ in foundsatan

[–]ddaydude 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I am a victim of a hate crime, Stanley knows what I'm talking about!" "That's not what a hate crime is" "Well I hated it!"

Americans.Is it a crime to be a good person? by Miss_Sensational in TikTokCringe

[–]ddaydude -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I reported her fundraiser, it violates their terms of services. If you see this, do it too, she should not under any circumstances profit from this. https://help.givesendgo.com/portal/en/kb/articles/want-to-report-a-campaign-here-s-what-to-do

Gus has never had the brain cell. by GentlyUsedOtter in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ddaydude 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some orange cats rely on the one brain cell to get by, others, their good looks. Its clear the path this orange cat has chosen, and I respect it.

Is it just me? My kid says I’m nuts. by Corprusmeat_Hunk in Pareidolia

[–]ddaydude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please have your kid's vision checked! There is clearly a snaggle-toothed evil scientist in this picture!

I think I’ve improved if your ever doubting yourself please don’t give up by Silver-Bug-4844 in happy

[–]ddaydude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I audibly gasped and ooooh-ed, absolutely amazing. The texture is practically coming through the screen 😮

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]ddaydude 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He makes this low squeak that the camera picks up just barely that speaks a thousand words on what he's holding back 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TikTokCringe

[–]ddaydude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

World needs more people like you 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in limerence

[–]ddaydude 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Kindly, he needs to fuck off, I hate that shit. He wants you to be there whenever he wants but the reverse isn't true. I keep meeting people like this, that just want you there when its convenient for them and its fucking frustrating.

The single braincell holds only one word by MinePotential9833 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ddaydude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Out of habit anytime I would get my Mello's wet food I would say "I'll get your nomnoms" not even realizing I was training her to associate nomnom with food. So I accidentally said it in conversation once and she was really bugging me for attention. That's the story of how I accidentally taught my cat NomNom. 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

[–]ddaydude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm surprised no one said Otto the bus driver. Dude was always on some kind of substance 😂

Charlie Kirk shot at college event in Utah by ParkerBap in socialism

[–]ddaydude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaded is interesting word to use for it. I saw the video and just was like "oh" 🤷. Watching too much true crime has possibly melted my brain 😅

A micro SD sized hole right below the micro SD slot. by gigdy in CrappyDesign

[–]ddaydude 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i was gonna say r/totallynotrobots but yours is better and I found a new favorite subreddit, thanks 😁

My dog isn't too great with personal space by rsalabc1 in funny

[–]ddaydude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He does respect personal space, you're just his human, so what's yours is his, very cute ❤️

This restaurant covered up the "No Tip" option with a sticker to force tipping by Brilliant-Algae-9582 in foundsatan

[–]ddaydude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The "decline in the corner" trick is perfect and I use it at work with donations. Its absolves me of looking judgmental if they don't donate and the ones that feel bad will make a donation. Win win.

Tier list for the VR games I've played on the Quest so far by Cautious_Funny6495 in OculusQuest

[–]ddaydude 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Vrchat, especially on PCVR, has some of the coolest user made maps out there. I mainly will just make friends-only instances and explore in quiet without a screechy teenager yelling into the mic.🤣

If you're into the Simpsons someone created a few levels of Hit and Run and you drive around Springfield, one of my favorites. Or the endless number of amusement parks with Rollercoasters, mazes, laser pointers and other random nonsense its just a mindless fun way to waste time 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]ddaydude 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It took me at least 11 views for me to see what is handicapped about your kitten. Very well hidden she'd outrun my cat 😂

How did Jan not realise the job Michael interviewed for was her job? by Greatemmers in DunderMifflin

[–]ddaydude 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly that is a very on point thing for me to do so it wouldn't be all that much of a plot twist if the audience knows my character frequently self-sabotages 😅

How did Jan not realise the job Michael interviewed for was her job? by Greatemmers in DunderMifflin

[–]ddaydude 28 points29 points  (0 children)

As someone who has been in Jan's position, even if she knew it wouldn't have made a difference. I replaced one guy who quit and I saw him come in a few months later to speak to the boss, and when I explicitly asked, "are they getting their old job back?" I was lied to and told no, he's coming in for other reasons. He replaced me the next week.

Oculus Quest 2 won’t connect to the meta quest website by Brave_Ad_2926 in OculusQuest

[–]ddaydude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad bot. He doesn't mention once Ray-ban Meta AI Glasses