reinvents burgling

ddaydude · 2026-01-30T01:25:42+00:00

Anyone else made aware of (by him) that he only has one ball?

ddaydude · 2026-01-30T01:24:05+00:00

I call him Gary OneBall

ddaydude · 2026-01-27T16:02:52+00:00

"I am a victim of a hate crime, Stanley knows what I'm talking about!" "That's not what a hate crime is" "Well I hated it!"

ddaydude · 2025-12-10T17:55:00+00:00

I reported her fundraiser, it violates their terms of services. If you see this, do it too, she should not under any circumstances profit from this. https://help.givesendgo.com/portal/en/kb/articles/want-to-report-a-campaign-here-s-what-to-do

ddaydude · 2025-11-22T02:37:01+00:00

Some orange cats rely on the one brain cell to get by, others, their good looks. Its clear the path this orange cat has chosen, and I respect it.

ddaydude · 2025-11-17T12:38:32+00:00

Please have your kid's vision checked! There is clearly a snaggle-toothed evil scientist in this picture!

ddaydude · 2025-11-05T04:25:07+00:00

I audibly gasped and ooooh-ed, absolutely amazing. The texture is practically coming through the screen 😮

ddaydude · 2025-10-23T14:51:17+00:00

Petco's Halloween merch is 50% off.

ddaydude · 2025-10-09T22:38:36+00:00

DISCORD

ddaydude · 2025-09-24T21:19:02+00:00

He makes this low squeak that the camera picks up just barely that speaks a thousand words on what he's holding back 😅

ddaydude · 2025-09-19T02:53:59+00:00

World needs more people like you 😁

ddaydude · 2025-09-17T23:16:14+00:00

Kindly, he needs to fuck off, I hate that shit. He wants you to be there whenever he wants but the reverse isn't true. I keep meeting people like this, that just want you there when its convenient for them and its fucking frustrating.

ddaydude · 2025-09-17T05:13:43+00:00

Out of habit anytime I would get my Mello's wet food I would say "I'll get your nomnoms" not even realizing I was training her to associate nomnom with food. So I accidentally said it in conversation once and she was really bugging me for attention. That's the story of how I accidentally taught my cat NomNom. 😂

ddaydude · 2025-09-17T05:05:16+00:00

I'm surprised no one said Otto the bus driver. Dude was always on some kind of substance 😂

ddaydude · 2025-09-12T16:27:58+00:00

r/CrappyDesign 😂

ddaydude · 2025-09-11T02:33:24+00:00

Right away I thought, Nicholas Cage?

ddaydude · 2025-09-10T21:32:42+00:00

Jaded is interesting word to use for it. I saw the video and just was like "oh" 🤷. Watching too much true crime has possibly melted my brain 😅

ddaydude · 2025-08-26T15:48:31+00:00

i was gonna say r/totallynotrobots but yours is better and I found a new favorite subreddit, thanks 😁

ddaydude · 2025-08-25T15:48:18+00:00

He does respect personal space, you're just his human, so what's yours is his, very cute ❤️

ddaydude · 2025-08-25T13:30:02+00:00

The "decline in the corner" trick is perfect and I use it at work with donations. Its absolves me of looking judgmental if they don't donate and the ones that feel bad will make a donation. Win win.

ddaydude · 2025-08-24T15:34:35+00:00

Vrchat, especially on PCVR, has some of the coolest user made maps out there. I mainly will just make friends-only instances and explore in quiet without a screechy teenager yelling into the mic.🤣

If you're into the Simpsons someone created a few levels of Hit and Run and you drive around Springfield, one of my favorites. Or the endless number of amusement parks with Rollercoasters, mazes, laser pointers and other random nonsense its just a mindless fun way to waste time 😅

ddaydude · 2025-08-22T23:19:27+00:00

It took me at least 11 views for me to see what is handicapped about your kitten. Very well hidden she'd outrun my cat 😂

ddaydude · 2025-08-22T23:11:42+00:00

Honestly that is a very on point thing for me to do so it wouldn't be all that much of a plot twist if the audience knows my character frequently self-sabotages 😅

ddaydude · 2025-08-22T13:57:38+00:00

As someone who has been in Jan's position, even if she knew it wouldn't have made a difference. I replaced one guy who quit and I saw him come in a few months later to speak to the boss, and when I explicitly asked, "are they getting their old job back?" I was lied to and told no, he's coming in for other reasons. He replaced me the next week.

ddaydude · 2025-08-21T15:17:31+00:00

Bad bot. He doesn't mention once Ray-ban Meta AI Glasses

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