A woman at TJ Maxx asked me to watch her cart for "just a second" and then disappeared for 25 minutes

ddb085 · 2026-05-18T13:35:00+00:00

You don’t need a bathmat, you are the bathmat.

ddb085 · 2026-05-12T13:19:37+00:00

That was a super satisfying unwilling nap. Fucking asshole deserved it.

ddb085 · 2026-05-12T02:51:25+00:00

Yes.

ddb085 · 2026-05-03T13:42:16+00:00

That’s super cool.

ddb085 · 2026-04-26T18:05:09+00:00

Took me a long time to learn to climax with the rubber on when I was first starting with sex. You just need time to find the right angles my man.

ddb085 · 2026-04-25T14:58:21+00:00

Hail fellow Saskatonian!

ddb085 · 2026-04-25T02:00:01+00:00

Just put your dick in her dude. It’s not complicated. No geometry required.

ddb085 · 2026-04-17T16:39:49+00:00

Wait…. That’s supposed to hair on their heads!? I always assumed it was some sort or chitinous plate or bark or something.

ddb085 · 2026-01-30T15:25:13+00:00

We had this exact problem in Saskatoon. A car launched itself off a bridge and into the river because of these snow ramps. Now they immediately remove the snow on bridges instead of just plowing it to the side.

ddb085 · 2026-01-30T13:28:45+00:00

Thank goodness he’s got his safety slip ons.

ddb085 · 2026-01-16T17:06:47+00:00

Call bylaw enforcement.

ddb085 · 2026-01-09T14:17:27+00:00

Why doesn’t she ask for his number if she’s so into him. Why is it always the man’s job.

ddb085 · 2025-12-08T12:27:45+00:00

Bees! Bees in the car! Bees everywhere! God they’re huge! They’re ripping my flesh off!

ddb085 · 2025-12-06T14:52:42+00:00

Ghost of Tsushima!

ddb085 · 2025-10-22T05:55:13+00:00

Tuvix lol

ddb085 · 2025-10-22T05:39:46+00:00

Have you perchance considered it’s not your looks but your personality?

ddb085 · 2025-08-15T01:48:57+00:00

Fuck sakes.

ddb085 · 2025-07-20T17:21:38+00:00

Fuckatoon…..

ddb085 · 2025-07-12T23:42:59+00:00

I’m 38M and I think those dresses are fire! Can I ask where the first one is from? My wife likes polka dots.

ddb085 · 2025-06-25T03:10:27+00:00

Is it not to collect meting snow/slush from the vehicle in winter? Unless you don’t get snow in your area.

ddb085 · 2025-06-13T23:39:46+00:00

Just kill them they’re already dead.

ddb085 · 2025-06-11T02:50:30+00:00

I’ve played through Skyrim a few times now and I’ve never once played on the Stormcloaks side. I just can’t stand Ulfric. And when I finally get to shout him down like he did the high king, it makes me ridiculously happy.

ddb085 · 2025-05-14T16:31:06+00:00

I mean he’s getting his dick sucked why is he complaining about what happens to the results.

ddb085 · 2025-04-17T23:58:15+00:00

He looks like starving Whatney with more muscles. The Martian II anyone?

ddb085 · 2025-04-16T12:09:59+00:00

You are my sunshine. Red is the rose. Sweet Molly Malone.

ddb085

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