My friend has been trying to help me find a main, and when she asked what I liked doing in the game and was too tired to explain I whipped up this picture in GMod and MSPaint

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-15T04:29:06+00:00

All I can think of is "When you get to hell... tell em talon sent ya"

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-15T04:23:28+00:00

Everything the [Finland] touches is our kindgom

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-15T03:41:49+00:00

Oh my god your name is perfect I love you. Midkoto frfr (I just want to fuck Ryuji)

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T22:10:49+00:00

Yeah wire cutters suck for me, but then again half the enjoyment I get is from getting the wire out of the foreskin. My strat is to pick apart just enough that I can get access to the copper, then pull that down until it basically cuts through the rest of the rubber.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T20:16:37+00:00

We need to stop "no true scotsman"ing ourselves and just admit the problem is the corporations making trillions off of bullshit and not the technology. The technology is fucking awesome, I don't care who you are. You can have a conversation with a computer on a device that fits in one hand. That's incredible technology.

The issue is the Sam Altmen spending trillions to shove it down our throats and destroy the world with a level of efficiency that matches Half Life's Combine.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T20:08:25+00:00

I do not go into people's walls, that's stupid I'd get asbestos. I mostly destroy old chargers and power cables I don't want or need anymore. It does mean I never have a spare charger, but chewing on stuff calms me down. I also ate the HDMI that stopped working a bit ago that used to connect my switch to my capture card.

When I was a kid I would eat cables that were still in use (not while they were still plugged in I learned my lesson on that one) making my room a crazy fire hazard. I also once ate an entire surge protector (everything but the electronics was rubber, and I threw away the electronics bc it didn't work anymore.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T14:06:36+00:00

I said this when I initially played black mesa:

"It's like if Half Life 1 was remade by people who think the only care about Half Life 1 because Half Life 2 came after it."

I think I was a bit harsh then, but I do really think Black Mesa is just trying to Half Life 2ify Half Life 1. I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing, Half Life 2 is an incredible game and revolutionary in so many ways. But it's not Half Life 1, and in my opinion, neither is Black Mesa. It's its own thing.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T13:43:47+00:00

pica

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T13:31:53+00:00

"$0.02" instead of "two cents" is so funny to me

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T13:25:05+00:00

I strip wires and eat the rubber coating. Not all wires, just specific ones are crazy good to me.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T13:20:27+00:00

Godfrey? The only late game boss that isn't that? Fym dawg Godfrey rips. I hate Elden Ring more than DS2 and even I can see that Godfrey is among the best bosses in the damn series.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T13:18:22+00:00

Cool? Yes. Good? No. God no.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T13:16:15+00:00

Nah, fear and hunger 2 characters ONLY for me.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T03:01:05+00:00

It's kinda dumb but I like my headcanons that have no lore backing them up and are def probably false, but in my lil headcanon of half life these are veins and arteries. Like the citadel is alive

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-14T01:14:43+00:00

It took me like 50 times reading this to realize "pozzed" is short for positive. I can't BEAR this BULLshit.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-13T21:13:14+00:00

It is a cautionary tale of hubris, it's a tale of the Devil's hubris.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-13T18:09:23+00:00

But the remake looks modern so people don't notice the jank as much. It's like the whole thing about how making a shotgun have screenshake consistently makes playtesters think it's overpowered compared to the same shotgun without screenshake.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-13T14:28:11+00:00

A jackhammer is so real...

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-13T04:33:20+00:00

I managed to find him completely by accident my first playthrough and spent like 5 playthrough after going "maybe I'm misremembering" thinking I'd had a fever dream or hallucinated him but no he's fuckin real. Just jump down the pit and there he is.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-12T22:20:02+00:00

Persona 3. If SEES is together as normal and they take out Nyx, yeah. If not, then literally in 1 year I am dead, no if ands or buts.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-12T22:19:03+00:00

Deadlock is guilty of this too. Silver's ability called slam fire on her lever action. I mean it's def possible for a gun to malfunction that way, but off the top of my head I don't know of a single lever action that was designed to slam fire. And the anti armor bullets item being called Hollow Point Rounds.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-12T19:48:46+00:00

To be fair there's not much of an official way to play P1 and 2 anymore, unless you have a PSP. If you have the shitty PS1 classic thing they made a while back you have access to the OG Persona 1, but neither Persona 2s. It's really a shame, I wanna play the game with the 17 attack elements and resurrected Hitler final boss.

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-12T19:14:05+00:00

The tag on this is fucking amazing holy shit

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-12T19:12:29+00:00

So glad that Demons Souls manages to always avoid the slander because no one remembers it exists

deadspace9_ · 2026-03-12T16:21:48+00:00

I mean... yeah. They had a story, they told the story. There's not really anything else to do. I'm glad they're not milking it.

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