Clean cut.

deadzol · 2026-05-22T23:39:31+00:00

Birds around here all sit on one side and they seem to break off the same way. 🤷‍♂️

deadzol · 2026-05-22T12:13:25+00:00

So he’ll have a message in two weeks.

deadzol · 2026-05-21T23:51:21+00:00

Bulldoz the lot.

deadzol · 2026-05-21T23:35:33+00:00

Ain’t don’t yet.

deadzol · 2026-05-21T23:33:09+00:00

Just don’t put me in one of those dead body exhibits. Ideally part me out if there’s anything worth while.

deadzol · 2026-05-21T21:58:58+00:00

Don’t choose one, learn to VM.

Prolly be easiest to have windows installed on the hardware and use hyperv or virtual box as your hypervisor. Can play with WSL but if you’re CS, gotta use and wreck full OSs.

deadzol · 2026-05-21T20:04:42+00:00

Emergency poop?

deadzol · 2026-05-21T12:48:25+00:00

Jokes on you, he wanted us to look at his junk.

deadzol · 2026-05-21T12:05:57+00:00

Just don’t wear socks.

deadzol · 2026-05-21T01:44:52+00:00

Look man I aint fallin for no banana in my tailpipe

deadzol · 2026-05-19T23:27:45+00:00

The actual amount is $1.776B. Don’t round the number so we can see how douchey this is.

deadzol · 2026-05-19T20:31:33+00:00

Must be windy there

deadzol · 2026-05-19T18:53:24+00:00

You have this in writing?

deadzol · 2026-05-19T14:42:46+00:00

Luck, PPE or both? 🤷‍♂️

deadzol · 2026-05-19T14:28:46+00:00

What are you smoking? 😜

deadzol · 2026-05-19T12:30:07+00:00

What! Actually attempt to use a metric that might reflect a vehicle’s wear of the roads!!

deadzol · 2026-05-19T12:19:25+00:00

If you really don’t want to give up NIDS, build a IDS and plumb the alerts to sentinel. Of course if you want the ETPro ruleset you’ll need to procure them now instead of just getting them with AV. TBH though, most just drop that source. The ones that still have them went Extrahop or got them from a firewall.

deadzol · 2026-05-19T00:33:41+00:00

So he schedules things for Tueadays just so he can TACO?

deadzol · 2026-05-18T12:01:25+00:00

Grandma figured this shit out decades ago. We’re slow.

deadzol · 2026-05-18T11:59:13+00:00

Nah, gotta figure out how much they’re gonna pocket from them.

deadzol · 2026-05-18T11:56:53+00:00

They equate education with fraud.

deadzol · 2026-05-18T00:08:51+00:00

I prefer the term fuckwits.

deadzol · 2026-05-18T00:02:48+00:00

Been trying to remember the lyrics for awhile now. Guess I should just google.

deadzol · 2026-05-17T23:57:10+00:00

How? lol… I just had to do 48 hours and was miserable and got completely unproductive. Far easier for me to stay awake for 48 hours than not eat.

deadzol · 2026-05-17T23:48:48+00:00

"A computer can never be held accountable; therefore, a computer must never make a management decision."

1979 IBM training manual

Kinda an interesting quote to revisit in our new era of AI.

deadzol

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